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ONCE UPON A TIME, THERE WAS MAN UNLIKE ANY OTHER. HIS NAME WAS MYLES JOHNSON AND HE IS STILL AROUND. MYLES IS REALLY BADASS AND CAN LOWKEY SING A LITTLE. HE'S ALSO VERY FUNNY AND AN AMERICAN HERO. HE IS FUNNY LIKE FAMILY GUY AND COOL LIKE AN AUTHOR IN PARIS. RESEARCH STUDIES CONCLUDE HE WOULD FIT RIGHT IN AS CAST MEMBER OF THE FAST AND FURIOUS MOVIES (EVEN BETTER THAN LUDACRIS) OR IN THE BOARD ROOM AT BLACKROCK DOING A BIG MEETING. EXPERTS SAY HE WOULD BE EVEN BETTER THAN SPIDER-MAN. NY TIMES WAR CORRESPONDENTS SAYS, "HE IS ALSO VERY DOWN TO EARTH AND ALWAYS DOWN TO CRACK A BEER AND HE IS EVEN BRAVER THAN US."Other Events
Austin All-Stars!
at Velveeta RoomTHE AUSTIN COMEDY SCENE IS EXPLODING, WITH COMEDIANS FROM ALL OVER THE NATION FLOCKING TO OUR CITY. THE VELV IS THE LONGEST-RUNNING COMEDY CLUB IN TOWN, SHOWCASING THE BEST COMICS AUSTIN HAS TO OFFER FOR OVER 37 YEARS! EVERY THURSDAY AT 8:30 WE ASSEMBLE AN ALL-STAR GROUP OF COMICS THAT YOU'VE SEEN ON SXSW, THE MOONTOWER COMEDY FESTIVAL, AND MORE! THESE LINEUPS HAVE BEEN CAREFULLY CURATED, FEATURING A GOOD MIX OF ESTABLISHED HEADLINERS AND THE HOTTEST UP-AND-COMING COMICS IN TOWN. WITH THE LATEST UPTICK OF FAMOUS COMICS MOVING TO AUSTIN, YOU NEVER KNOW WHO MAY DROP IN UNANNOUNCED! THE VELVEETA ROOM HAS BEEN A CONSTANT PRESENCE IN THE LOCAL COMEDY SCENE, HELPING FOSTER TALENT FOR NEARLY FOUR DECADES. IN A RAPIDLY CHANGING CITY, WE EMBRACE THE NEW TALENT THAT HAS EMERGED HERE, WHILE STILL PROUDLY REMAINING A SYMBOL OF OLD AUSTIN. COME START YOUR WEEKEND A LITTLE EARLY AT THE VELV!
Carlton Wilcoxson
at Velveeta RoomCARLTON WILCOXSON IS A STAND-UP COMEDIAN, ACTOR, AND ASPIRING PLAYBOY IN AUSTIN, TEXAS. SINCE HE STARTED COMEDY IN 2016, HE HAS REGULARLY OPENED FOR HEADLINERS ACROSS THE COUNTRY AND HOSTS MULTIPLE POPULAR SHOWS OF HIS OWN; SUCH AS THE LONG-RUNNING WEEKLY SHOW BUZZKILL AT THE BUZZ MILL AND THE CONSISTENTLY SOLD-OUT MONTHLY SHOW STONED VS. DRUNK VS. SOBER. HE'S PERFORMED FOR SXSW, AND JFL MOONTOWER COMEDY FESTIVAL, BUT YOU CAN CATCH HIM ON THE BASKETBALL COURTS, STILL TRYING TO MAKE HIS HOOP DREAMS HAPPEN.
Carlton Wilcoxson
at Velveeta RoomCARLTON WILCOXSON IS A STAND-UP COMEDIAN, ACTOR, AND ASPIRING PLAYBOY IN AUSTIN, TEXAS. SINCE HE STARTED COMEDY IN 2016, HE HAS REGULARLY OPENED FOR HEADLINERS ACROSS THE COUNTRY AND HOSTS MULTIPLE POPULAR SHOWS OF HIS OWN; SUCH AS THE LONG-RUNNING WEEKLY SHOW BUZZKILL AT THE BUZZ MILL AND THE CONSISTENTLY SOLD-OUT MONTHLY SHOW STONED VS. DRUNK VS. SOBER. HE'S PERFORMED FOR SXSW, AND JFL MOONTOWER COMEDY FESTIVAL, BUT YOU CAN CATCH HIM ON THE BASKETBALL COURTS, STILL TRYING TO MAKE HIS HOOP DREAMS HAPPEN.
