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THE AUSTIN COMEDY SCENE IS EXPLODING, WITH COMEDIANS FROM ALL OVER THE NATION FLOCKING TO OUR CITY. THE VELV IS THE LONGEST-RUNNING COMEDY CLUB IN TOWN, SHOWCASING THE BEST COMICS AUSTIN HAS TO OFFER FOR OVER 37 YEARS! EVERY THURSDAY AT 8:30 WE ASSEMBLE AN ALL-STAR GROUP OF COMICS THAT YOU'VE SEEN ON SXSW, THE MOONTOWER COMEDY FESTIVAL, AND MORE! THESE LINEUPS HAVE BEEN CAREFULLY CURATED, FEATURING A GOOD MIX OF ESTABLISHED HEADLINERS AND THE HOTTEST UP-AND-COMING COMICS IN TOWN. WITH THE LATEST UPTICK OF FAMOUS COMICS MOVING TO AUSTIN, YOU NEVER KNOW WHO MAY DROP IN UNANNOUNCED! THE VELVEETA ROOM HAS BEEN A CONSTANT PRESENCE IN THE LOCAL COMEDY SCENE, HELPING FOSTER TALENT FOR NEARLY FOUR DECADES. IN A RAPIDLY CHANGING CITY, WE EMBRACE THE NEW TALENT THAT HAS EMERGED HERE, WHILE STILL PROUDLY REMAINING A SYMBOL OF OLD AUSTIN. COME START YOUR WEEKEND A LITTLE EARLY AT THE VELV!
DAN PYATETSKY IS AN AUSTIN-BASED COMEDIAN WHO IS KNOW AS THE INVENTOR OF COMMON ITEMS INCLUDING THE CAR, THE INTERNET, AND THE COCA-COLA FREESTYLE MACHINE. HIS WORK HAS BEEN CITED BY NOTED THINKERS LIKE MARTIN LUTHER KING JR, SIGMUND FREUD AND THE JACKSON 5. HE IS CURRENTLY PROFESSOR EMERITUS AT BALL STATE UNIVERSITY. HE HAS A COMEDY SPECIAL ON ONLYFANS’ COMEDY PLATFORM LMAOF.