Velveeta Room

https://www.thevelveetaroom.com

Address
521 E 6TH ST
AUSTIN, TX 78701
(512) 766-8358

Upcoming Events

    Wed 9/3 - 9:00pm

    Ladies Night!

    at Velveeta Room

    DOORS OPEN 8p. PLEASE NOTE, we do not offer ticket refunds. Only credit for future shows.

    Ladies Night!
    Thu 9/4 - 8:30pm

    Austin All-Stars! with Thursday Comedy

    at Velveeta Room

    _DOORS OPEN 8:00p. PLEASE NOTE, we do not offer ticket refunds. Only credit for future shows._ And don't forget to "Like" us on Facebook for heads up on secret shows, special guests and 2-for-1 ticket codes!

    Austin All-Stars! with Thursday Comedy
    Thu 9/4 - 8:30pm

    Austin All-Stars!

    at Velveeta Room

    THE AUSTIN COMEDY SCENE IS EXPLODING, WITH COMEDIANS FROM ALL OVER THE NATION FLOCKING TO OUR CITY. THE VELV IS THE LONGEST-RUNNING COMEDY CLUB IN TOWN, SHOWCASING THE BEST COMICS AUSTIN HAS TO OFFER FOR OVER 37 YEARS! EVERY THURSDAY AT 8:30 WE ASSEMBLE AN ALL-STAR GROUP OF COMICS THAT YOU'VE SEEN ON SXSW, THE MOONTOWER COMEDY FESTIVAL, AND MORE! THESE LINEUPS HAVE BEEN CAREFULLY CURATED, FEATURING A GOOD MIX OF ESTABLISHED HEADLINERS AND THE HOTTEST UP-AND-COMING COMICS IN TOWN. WITH THE LATEST UPTICK OF FAMOUS COMICS MOVING TO AUSTIN, YOU NEVER KNOW WHO MAY DROP IN UNANNOUNCED! THE VELVEETA ROOM HAS BEEN A CONSTANT PRESENCE IN THE LOCAL COMEDY SCENE, HELPING FOSTER TALENT FOR NEARLY FOUR DECADES. IN A RAPIDLY CHANGING CITY, WE EMBRACE THE NEW TALENT THAT HAS EMERGED HERE, WHILE STILL PROUDLY REMAINING A SYMBOL OF OLD AUSTIN. COME START YOUR WEEKEND A LITTLE EARLY AT THE VELV!

    Austin All-Stars!
    Fri 9/5 - 8:00pm

    Dan Pyatetsky

    at Velveeta Room

    DAN PYATETSKY IS AN AUSTIN-BASED COMEDIAN WHO IS KNOW AS THE INVENTOR OF COMMON ITEMS INCLUDING THE CAR, THE INTERNET, AND THE COCA-COLA FREESTYLE MACHINE. HIS WORK HAS BEEN CITED BY NOTED THINKERS LIKE MARTIN LUTHER KING JR, SIGMUND FREUD AND THE JACKSON 5. HE IS CURRENTLY PROFESSOR EMERITUS AT BALL STATE UNIVERSITY. HE HAS A COMEDY SPECIAL ON ONLYFANS’ COMEDY PLATFORM LMAOF.

    Dan Pyatetsky
    Fri 9/5 - 10:00pm

    Timeless

    at Velveeta Room

    DOORS OPEN 9:30p. PLEASE NOTE, we do not offer ticket refunds. Only credit for future shows.

    Timeless
    Sat 9/6 - 8:00pm

    Dan Pyatetsky

    at Velveeta Room

    DAN PYATETSKY IS AN AUSTIN-BASED COMEDIAN WHO IS KNOW AS THE INVENTOR OF COMMON ITEMS INCLUDING THE CAR, THE INTERNET, AND THE COCA-COLA FREESTYLE MACHINE. HIS WORK HAS BEEN CITED BY NOTED THINKERS LIKE MARTIN LUTHER KING JR, SIGMUND FREUD AND THE JACKSON 5. HE IS CURRENTLY PROFESSOR EMERITUS AT BALL STATE UNIVERSITY. HE HAS A COMEDY SPECIAL ON ONLYFANS’ COMEDY PLATFORM LMAOF.

    Dan Pyatetsky
    Sat 9/6 - 10:00pm

    Dan Pyatetsky

    at Velveeta Room

    DAN PYATETSKY IS AN AUSTIN-BASED COMEDIAN WHO IS KNOW AS THE INVENTOR OF COMMON ITEMS INCLUDING THE CAR, THE INTERNET, AND THE COCA-COLA FREESTYLE MACHINE. HIS WORK HAS BEEN CITED BY NOTED THINKERS LIKE MARTIN LUTHER KING JR, SIGMUND FREUD AND THE JACKSON 5. HE IS CURRENTLY PROFESSOR EMERITUS AT BALL STATE UNIVERSITY. HE HAS A COMEDY SPECIAL ON ONLYFANS’ COMEDY PLATFORM LMAOF.

    Dan Pyatetsky
    Sun 9/7 - 8:00pm

    Cocktails and Comedy!

    at Velveeta Room

    DOORS OPEN 7:30p. PLEASE NOTE, we do not offer ticket refunds. Only credit for future shows.

    Cocktails and Comedy!
    Mon 9/8 - 8:00pm

    PowerBomb!

    at Velveeta Room

    DOORS OPEN 7:30p. PLEASE NOTE, we do not offer ticket refunds. Only credit for future shows. And don't forget to "Like" us on Facebook for heads up on secret shows, special guests and 2-for-1 ticket codes!

    PowerBomb!
    Wed 9/10 - 9:00pm

    Ladies Night!

    at Velveeta Room

    DOORS OPEN 8p. PLEASE NOTE, we do not offer ticket refunds. Only credit for future shows.

    Ladies Night!
    Thu 9/11 - 8:00pm

    Beth Stelling

    at Velveeta Room

    BETH STELLING IS A COMEDIAN, WRITER AND ACTRESS BASED IN LOS ANGELES. HER NEW NETFLIX SPECIAL “IF YOU DIDN’T WANT ME THEN” TOPPED EVERY ‘BEST OF 2023’ LIST. HER HALF-HOUR SPECIAL IS ALSO ON NETFLIX IN THE FIRST SEASON OF THE STANDUPS. CONAN O'BRIEN PRODUCED BETH’S PREVIOUS HOUR SPECIAL FOR HBO MAX CALLED “GIRL DADDY.” BETH HAS BEEN A WRITER FOR THE FOLLOWING TELEVISION SERIES: RICK AND MORTY, STRANGE PLANET, THE LAST O.G., I LOVE YOU AMERICA WITH SARAH SILVERMAN, ANOTHER PERIOD AND CRASHING ON HBO. SHE’S A SOUGHT-AFTER PUNCH-UP WRITER FOR FEATURE FILMS FOLLOWING HER SUCCESS AS AN ON-SET WRITER FOR THE UNIVERSAL HIT, GOOD BOYS. SHE HAS GUEST STARRED ON AMAZON’S RED OAKS, CORPORATE ON COMEDY CENTRAL, AND SHE PLAYED MS. FISH ON THE PEACOCK COMEDY RUTHERFORD FALLS.

    Beth Stelling
    Thu 9/11 - 8:30pm

    Austin All-Stars!

    at Velveeta Room

    THE AUSTIN COMEDY SCENE IS EXPLODING, WITH COMEDIANS FROM ALL OVER THE NATION FLOCKING TO OUR CITY. THE VELV IS THE LONGEST-RUNNING COMEDY CLUB IN TOWN, SHOWCASING THE BEST COMICS AUSTIN HAS TO OFFER FOR OVER 37 YEARS! EVERY THURSDAY AT 8:30 WE ASSEMBLE AN ALL-STAR GROUP OF COMICS THAT YOU'VE SEEN ON SXSW, THE MOONTOWER COMEDY FESTIVAL, AND MORE! THESE LINEUPS HAVE BEEN CAREFULLY CURATED, FEATURING A GOOD MIX OF ESTABLISHED HEADLINERS AND THE HOTTEST UP-AND-COMING COMICS IN TOWN. WITH THE LATEST UPTICK OF FAMOUS COMICS MOVING TO AUSTIN, YOU NEVER KNOW WHO MAY DROP IN UNANNOUNCED! THE VELVEETA ROOM HAS BEEN A CONSTANT PRESENCE IN THE LOCAL COMEDY SCENE, HELPING FOSTER TALENT FOR NEARLY FOUR DECADES. IN A RAPIDLY CHANGING CITY, WE EMBRACE THE NEW TALENT THAT HAS EMERGED HERE, WHILE STILL PROUDLY REMAINING A SYMBOL OF OLD AUSTIN. COME START YOUR WEEKEND A LITTLE EARLY AT THE VELV!

    Fri 9/12 - 7:00pm

    Beth Stelling

    at Velveeta Room

    BETH STELLING IS A COMEDIAN, WRITER AND ACTRESS BASED IN LOS ANGELES. HER NEW NETFLIX SPECIAL “IF YOU DIDN’T WANT ME THEN” TOPPED EVERY ‘BEST OF 2023’ LIST. HER HALF-HOUR SPECIAL IS ALSO ON NETFLIX IN THE FIRST SEASON OF THE STANDUPS. CONAN O'BRIEN PRODUCED BETH’S PREVIOUS HOUR SPECIAL FOR HBO MAX CALLED “GIRL DADDY.” BETH HAS BEEN A WRITER FOR THE FOLLOWING TELEVISION SERIES: RICK AND MORTY, STRANGE PLANET, THE LAST O.G., I LOVE YOU AMERICA WITH SARAH SILVERMAN, ANOTHER PERIOD AND CRASHING ON HBO. SHE’S A SOUGHT-AFTER PUNCH-UP WRITER FOR FEATURE FILMS FOLLOWING HER SUCCESS AS AN ON-SET WRITER FOR THE UNIVERSAL HIT, GOOD BOYS. SHE HAS GUEST STARRED ON AMAZON’S RED OAKS, CORPORATE ON COMEDY CENTRAL, AND SHE PLAYED MS. FISH ON THE PEACOCK COMEDY RUTHERFORD FALLS.

    Beth Stelling
    Fri 9/12 - 8:00pm

    Austen Silver

    at Velveeta Room

    PUNCTUATED BY CLEVER, OFF-THE-WALL METAPHORS, AUSTEN SILVER’S COMEDY IS A GREAT BLEND OF OBSERVATIONAL COMEDY AND HILARIOUS PERSONAL STORIES. HE HAS PERFORMED AT VENUES AND CLUBS ALL OVER THE COUNTRY, AND HAS BEEN FEATURED ON MANY COMEDY FESTIVALS INCLUDING MOONTOWER, THE SF COMEDY COMPETITION, AND THE ASHEVILLE COMEDY FEST. IN ADDITION, HE’S BEEN IN SEVERAL TV COMMERCIALS, HGTV’S “WHAT’S WITH THAT HOUSE?”, AND HE’D BE SURPRISED IF YOU READ THIS WHOLE THING.

    Austen Silver
    Fri 9/12 - 9:30pm

    Beth Stelling

    at Velveeta Room

    BETH STELLING IS A COMEDIAN, WRITER AND ACTRESS BASED IN LOS ANGELES. HER NEW NETFLIX SPECIAL “IF YOU DIDN’T WANT ME THEN” TOPPED EVERY ‘BEST OF 2023’ LIST. HER HALF-HOUR SPECIAL IS ALSO ON NETFLIX IN THE FIRST SEASON OF THE STANDUPS. CONAN O'BRIEN PRODUCED BETH’S PREVIOUS HOUR SPECIAL FOR HBO MAX CALLED “GIRL DADDY.” BETH HAS BEEN A WRITER FOR THE FOLLOWING TELEVISION SERIES: RICK AND MORTY, STRANGE PLANET, THE LAST O.G., I LOVE YOU AMERICA WITH SARAH SILVERMAN, ANOTHER PERIOD AND CRASHING ON HBO. SHE’S A SOUGHT-AFTER PUNCH-UP WRITER FOR FEATURE FILMS FOLLOWING HER SUCCESS AS AN ON-SET WRITER FOR THE UNIVERSAL HIT, GOOD BOYS. SHE HAS GUEST STARRED ON AMAZON’S RED OAKS, CORPORATE ON COMEDY CENTRAL, AND SHE PLAYED MS. FISH ON THE PEACOCK COMEDY RUTHERFORD FALLS.

    Beth Stelling
    Fri 9/12 - 10:00pm

    Austin All-Stars!

    at Velveeta Room

    DOORS OPEN 9:30p. PLEASE NOTE, we do not offer ticket refunds. Only credit for future shows.

    Austin All-Stars!
    Sat 9/13 - 7:00pm

    Beth Stelling

    at Velveeta Room

    BETH STELLING IS A COMEDIAN, WRITER AND ACTRESS BASED IN LOS ANGELES. HER NEW NETFLIX SPECIAL “IF YOU DIDN’T WANT ME THEN” TOPPED EVERY ‘BEST OF 2023’ LIST. HER HALF-HOUR SPECIAL IS ALSO ON NETFLIX IN THE FIRST SEASON OF THE STANDUPS. CONAN O'BRIEN PRODUCED BETH’S PREVIOUS HOUR SPECIAL FOR HBO MAX CALLED “GIRL DADDY.” BETH HAS BEEN A WRITER FOR THE FOLLOWING TELEVISION SERIES: RICK AND MORTY, STRANGE PLANET, THE LAST O.G., I LOVE YOU AMERICA WITH SARAH SILVERMAN, ANOTHER PERIOD AND CRASHING ON HBO. SHE’S A SOUGHT-AFTER PUNCH-UP WRITER FOR FEATURE FILMS FOLLOWING HER SUCCESS AS AN ON-SET WRITER FOR THE UNIVERSAL HIT, GOOD BOYS. SHE HAS GUEST STARRED ON AMAZON’S RED OAKS, CORPORATE ON COMEDY CENTRAL, AND SHE PLAYED MS. FISH ON THE PEACOCK COMEDY RUTHERFORD FALLS.

    Beth Stelling
    Sat 9/13 - 8:00pm

    Austen Silver

    at Velveeta Room

    PUNCTUATED BY CLEVER, OFF-THE-WALL METAPHORS, AUSTEN SILVER’S COMEDY IS A GREAT BLEND OF OBSERVATIONAL COMEDY AND HILARIOUS PERSONAL STORIES. HE HAS PERFORMED AT VENUES AND CLUBS ALL OVER THE COUNTRY, AND HAS BEEN FEATURED ON MANY COMEDY FESTIVALS INCLUDING MOONTOWER, THE SF COMEDY COMPETITION, AND THE ASHEVILLE COMEDY FEST. IN ADDITION, HE’S BEEN IN SEVERAL TV COMMERCIALS, HGTV’S “WHAT’S WITH THAT HOUSE?”, AND HE’D BE SURPRISED IF YOU READ THIS WHOLE THING.

    Austen Silver
    Sat 9/13 - 9:30pm

    Beth Stelling

    at Velveeta Room

    BETH STELLING IS A COMEDIAN, WRITER AND ACTRESS BASED IN LOS ANGELES. HER NEW NETFLIX SPECIAL “IF YOU DIDN’T WANT ME THEN” TOPPED EVERY ‘BEST OF 2023’ LIST. HER HALF-HOUR SPECIAL IS ALSO ON NETFLIX IN THE FIRST SEASON OF THE STANDUPS. CONAN O'BRIEN PRODUCED BETH’S PREVIOUS HOUR SPECIAL FOR HBO MAX CALLED “GIRL DADDY.” BETH HAS BEEN A WRITER FOR THE FOLLOWING TELEVISION SERIES: RICK AND MORTY, STRANGE PLANET, THE LAST O.G., I LOVE YOU AMERICA WITH SARAH SILVERMAN, ANOTHER PERIOD AND CRASHING ON HBO. SHE’S A SOUGHT-AFTER PUNCH-UP WRITER FOR FEATURE FILMS FOLLOWING HER SUCCESS AS AN ON-SET WRITER FOR THE UNIVERSAL HIT, GOOD BOYS. SHE HAS GUEST STARRED ON AMAZON’S RED OAKS, CORPORATE ON COMEDY CENTRAL, AND SHE PLAYED MS. FISH ON THE PEACOCK COMEDY RUTHERFORD FALLS.

    Beth Stelling
    Sat 9/13 - 10:00pm

    Austen Silver

    at Velveeta Room

    PUNCTUATED BY CLEVER, OFF-THE-WALL METAPHORS, AUSTEN SILVER’S COMEDY IS A GREAT BLEND OF OBSERVATIONAL COMEDY AND HILARIOUS PERSONAL STORIES. HE HAS PERFORMED AT VENUES AND CLUBS ALL OVER THE COUNTRY, AND HAS BEEN FEATURED ON MANY COMEDY FESTIVALS INCLUDING MOONTOWER, THE SF COMEDY COMPETITION, AND THE ASHEVILLE COMEDY FEST. IN ADDITION, HE’S BEEN IN SEVERAL TV COMMERCIALS, HGTV’S “WHAT’S WITH THAT HOUSE?”, AND HE’D BE SURPRISED IF YOU READ THIS WHOLE THING.

    Austen Silver
    Sun 9/14 - 8:00pm

    Cocktails and Comedy!

    at Velveeta Room

    DOORS OPEN 7:30p. PLEASE NOTE, we do not offer ticket refunds. Only credit for future shows.

    Cocktails and Comedy!
    Mon 9/15 - 8:00pm

    PowerBomb!

    at Velveeta Room

    DOORS OPEN 7:30p. PLEASE NOTE, we do not offer ticket refunds. Only credit for future shows. And don't forget to "Like" us on Facebook for heads up on secret shows, special guests and 2-for-1 ticket codes!

    PowerBomb!
    Wed 9/17 - 9:00pm

    Ladies Night!

    at Velveeta Room

    DOORS OPEN 8p. PLEASE NOTE, we do not offer ticket refunds. Only credit for future shows.

    Ladies Night!
    Thu 9/18 - 8:30pm

    Austin All-Stars!

    at Velveeta Room

    THE AUSTIN COMEDY SCENE IS EXPLODING, WITH COMEDIANS FROM ALL OVER THE NATION FLOCKING TO OUR CITY. THE VELV IS THE LONGEST-RUNNING COMEDY CLUB IN TOWN, SHOWCASING THE BEST COMICS AUSTIN HAS TO OFFER FOR OVER 37 YEARS! EVERY THURSDAY AT 8:30 WE ASSEMBLE AN ALL-STAR GROUP OF COMICS THAT YOU'VE SEEN ON SXSW, THE MOONTOWER COMEDY FESTIVAL, AND MORE! THESE LINEUPS HAVE BEEN CAREFULLY CURATED, FEATURING A GOOD MIX OF ESTABLISHED HEADLINERS AND THE HOTTEST UP-AND-COMING COMICS IN TOWN. WITH THE LATEST UPTICK OF FAMOUS COMICS MOVING TO AUSTIN, YOU NEVER KNOW WHO MAY DROP IN UNANNOUNCED! THE VELVEETA ROOM HAS BEEN A CONSTANT PRESENCE IN THE LOCAL COMEDY SCENE, HELPING FOSTER TALENT FOR NEARLY FOUR DECADES. IN A RAPIDLY CHANGING CITY, WE EMBRACE THE NEW TALENT THAT HAS EMERGED HERE, WHILE STILL PROUDLY REMAINING A SYMBOL OF OLD AUSTIN. COME START YOUR WEEKEND A LITTLE EARLY AT THE VELV!

    Fri 9/19 - 8:00pm

    Brent Gill

    at Velveeta Room

    BRENT HAS DEVOTED HIS LIFE TO COMEDY. THROUGH HIS STAND-UP, HE REPORTS BACK TO AUDIENCES ON THE TERRIBLE LIFE-DECISIONS AND RIDICULOUS MISADVENTURES THAT MAKE UP HIS DAILY EXISTENCE. HIS COMEDY IS FUN, ENERGETIC, AND AUTHENTIC WITH A SPLASH OF FILTH… BECAUSE WHO DOESN’T LIKE A GOOD OLD FASHIONED DIRTY JOKE EVERY NOW AND THEN? WHILE REGULARLY TOURING THE U.S. AND CANADA SINCE 2006, BRENT MADE HIS TELEVISION DEBUT ON VICELAND’S FLOPHOUSE FOLLOWED BY APPEARANCES ON HIDDEN AMERICA WITH JONAH RAY AND JIMMY CARR & THE SCIENCE OF LAUGHTER ON THE BBC. HIS FIRST 1 HOUR COMEDY SPECIAL, “LIVE FROM GILLADELPHIA” RELEASED WITH HELIUM COMEDY STUDIOS. CURRENTLY, BRENT IS FEATURED ON SEVERAL TOUR STOPS WITH DAVID SPADE, AND OVER HIS MANY YEARS AT COMEDY WORKS HAS FEATURED FOR DAVE CHAPPELLE, RON WHITE, SHANE GILLIS, SEBASTIAN MANISCALCO, TAYLOR TOMLINSON, CHRIS REDD, PAT DEAN, NATE BARGATZE, BOB SAGET, WHITNEY CUMMINGS AND SO MANY MORE. SINCE 2013, BRENT HAS PRODUCED THE BOULDER COMEDY SHOW, REGARDED AS ONE OF THE BEST INDEPENDENT WEEKLY COMEDY SHOWS IN THE COUNTRY. IN 2024, BRENT CREATED GOOD SESSION, A TOURING INTERACTIVE COMEDY AND THERAPY SHOW. YOU CAN ALSO FIND HIM ON THE GOLF COURSE AS HEAD HECKLER AT HOLE HECKLERS, ROASTING GOLFERS TO RAISE MONEY FOR VARIOUS CHARITIES AND PHILANTHROPIC CAUSES.

    Brent Gill
    Fri 9/19 - 10:00pm

    Austin All-Stars!

    at Velveeta Room

    _DOORS OPEN 9:30p. PLEASE NOTE, we do not offer ticket refunds. Only credit for future shows._ And don't forget to "Like" us on Facebook for heads up on secret shows, special guests and 2-for-1 ticket codes!

    Austin All-Stars!
    Sat 9/20 - 8:00pm

    Brent Gill

    at Velveeta Room

    BRENT HAS DEVOTED HIS LIFE TO COMEDY. THROUGH HIS STAND-UP, HE REPORTS BACK TO AUDIENCES ON THE TERRIBLE LIFE-DECISIONS AND RIDICULOUS MISADVENTURES THAT MAKE UP HIS DAILY EXISTENCE. HIS COMEDY IS FUN, ENERGETIC, AND AUTHENTIC WITH A SPLASH OF FILTH… BECAUSE WHO DOESN’T LIKE A GOOD OLD FASHIONED DIRTY JOKE EVERY NOW AND THEN? WHILE REGULARLY TOURING THE U.S. AND CANADA SINCE 2006, BRENT MADE HIS TELEVISION DEBUT ON VICELAND’S FLOPHOUSE FOLLOWED BY APPEARANCES ON HIDDEN AMERICA WITH JONAH RAY AND JIMMY CARR & THE SCIENCE OF LAUGHTER ON THE BBC. HIS FIRST 1 HOUR COMEDY SPECIAL, “LIVE FROM GILLADELPHIA” RELEASED WITH HELIUM COMEDY STUDIOS. CURRENTLY, BRENT IS FEATURED ON SEVERAL TOUR STOPS WITH DAVID SPADE, AND OVER HIS MANY YEARS AT COMEDY WORKS HAS FEATURED FOR DAVE CHAPPELLE, RON WHITE, SHANE GILLIS, SEBASTIAN MANISCALCO, TAYLOR TOMLINSON, CHRIS REDD, PAT DEAN, NATE BARGATZE, BOB SAGET, WHITNEY CUMMINGS AND SO MANY MORE. SINCE 2013, BRENT HAS PRODUCED THE BOULDER COMEDY SHOW, REGARDED AS ONE OF THE BEST INDEPENDENT WEEKLY COMEDY SHOWS IN THE COUNTRY. IN 2024, BRENT CREATED GOOD SESSION, A TOURING INTERACTIVE COMEDY AND THERAPY SHOW. YOU CAN ALSO FIND HIM ON THE GOLF COURSE AS HEAD HECKLER AT HOLE HECKLERS, ROASTING GOLFERS TO RAISE MONEY FOR VARIOUS CHARITIES AND PHILANTHROPIC CAUSES.

    Brent Gill
    Sat 9/20 - 10:00pm

    Brent Gill

    at Velveeta Room

    BRENT HAS DEVOTED HIS LIFE TO COMEDY. THROUGH HIS STAND-UP, HE REPORTS BACK TO AUDIENCES ON THE TERRIBLE LIFE-DECISIONS AND RIDICULOUS MISADVENTURES THAT MAKE UP HIS DAILY EXISTENCE. HIS COMEDY IS FUN, ENERGETIC, AND AUTHENTIC WITH A SPLASH OF FILTH… BECAUSE WHO DOESN’T LIKE A GOOD OLD FASHIONED DIRTY JOKE EVERY NOW AND THEN? WHILE REGULARLY TOURING THE U.S. AND CANADA SINCE 2006, BRENT MADE HIS TELEVISION DEBUT ON VICELAND’S FLOPHOUSE FOLLOWED BY APPEARANCES ON HIDDEN AMERICA WITH JONAH RAY AND JIMMY CARR & THE SCIENCE OF LAUGHTER ON THE BBC. HIS FIRST 1 HOUR COMEDY SPECIAL, “LIVE FROM GILLADELPHIA” RELEASED WITH HELIUM COMEDY STUDIOS. CURRENTLY, BRENT IS FEATURED ON SEVERAL TOUR STOPS WITH DAVID SPADE, AND OVER HIS MANY YEARS AT COMEDY WORKS HAS FEATURED FOR DAVE CHAPPELLE, RON WHITE, SHANE GILLIS, SEBASTIAN MANISCALCO, TAYLOR TOMLINSON, CHRIS REDD, PAT DEAN, NATE BARGATZE, BOB SAGET, WHITNEY CUMMINGS AND SO MANY MORE. SINCE 2013, BRENT HAS PRODUCED THE BOULDER COMEDY SHOW, REGARDED AS ONE OF THE BEST INDEPENDENT WEEKLY COMEDY SHOWS IN THE COUNTRY. IN 2024, BRENT CREATED GOOD SESSION, A TOURING INTERACTIVE COMEDY AND THERAPY SHOW. YOU CAN ALSO FIND HIM ON THE GOLF COURSE AS HEAD HECKLER AT HOLE HECKLERS, ROASTING GOLFERS TO RAISE MONEY FOR VARIOUS CHARITIES AND PHILANTHROPIC CAUSES.

    Brent Gill
    Sun 9/21 - 8:00pm

    Cocktails and Comedy!

    at Velveeta Room

    DOORS OPEN 7:30p. PLEASE NOTE, we do not offer ticket refunds. Only credit for future shows.

    Cocktails and Comedy!
    Mon 9/22 - 8:00pm

    PowerBomb!

    at Velveeta Room

    DOORS OPEN 7:30p. PLEASE NOTE, we do not offer ticket refunds. Only credit for future shows. And don't forget to "Like" us on Facebook for heads up on secret shows, special guests and 2-for-1 ticket codes!

    PowerBomb!
    Wed 9/24 - 9:00pm

    Ladies Night!

    at Velveeta Room

    DOORS OPEN 8p. PLEASE NOTE, we do not offer ticket refunds. Only credit for future shows.

    Ladies Night!
    Thu 9/25 - 8:30pm

    Austin All-Stars!

    at Velveeta Room

    THE AUSTIN COMEDY SCENE IS EXPLODING, WITH COMEDIANS FROM ALL OVER THE NATION FLOCKING TO OUR CITY. THE VELV IS THE LONGEST-RUNNING COMEDY CLUB IN TOWN, SHOWCASING THE BEST COMICS AUSTIN HAS TO OFFER FOR OVER 37 YEARS! EVERY THURSDAY AT 8:30 WE ASSEMBLE AN ALL-STAR GROUP OF COMICS THAT YOU'VE SEEN ON SXSW, THE MOONTOWER COMEDY FESTIVAL, AND MORE! THESE LINEUPS HAVE BEEN CAREFULLY CURATED, FEATURING A GOOD MIX OF ESTABLISHED HEADLINERS AND THE HOTTEST UP-AND-COMING COMICS IN TOWN. WITH THE LATEST UPTICK OF FAMOUS COMICS MOVING TO AUSTIN, YOU NEVER KNOW WHO MAY DROP IN UNANNOUNCED! THE VELVEETA ROOM HAS BEEN A CONSTANT PRESENCE IN THE LOCAL COMEDY SCENE, HELPING FOSTER TALENT FOR NEARLY FOUR DECADES. IN A RAPIDLY CHANGING CITY, WE EMBRACE THE NEW TALENT THAT HAS EMERGED HERE, WHILE STILL PROUDLY REMAINING A SYMBOL OF OLD AUSTIN. COME START YOUR WEEKEND A LITTLE EARLY AT THE VELV!

    Fri 9/26 - 8:00pm

    Austin All-Stars!

    at Velveeta Room

    DOORS OPEN 7:30p. PLEASE NOTE, we do not offer ticket refunds. Only credit for future shows.

    Austin All-Stars!
    Fri 9/26 - 10:00pm

    Velv Fest 2025

    at Velveeta Room

    DOORS OPEN 9:30p. PLEASE NOTE, we do not offer ticket refunds. Only credit for future shows.

    Velv Fest 2025
    Sat 9/27 - 8:00pm

    Niki Coleman - Live Taping!

    at Velveeta Room

    DOORS OPEN 9:30p. PLEASE NOTE, we do not offer ticket refunds. Only credit for future shows.

    Niki Coleman - Live Taping!
    Sat 9/27 - 10:00pm

    Velveeta Room Wrestling Comedy Championship!

    at Velveeta Room

    _DOORS OPEN 9:30p. PLEASE NOTE, we do not offer ticket refunds. Only credit for future shows._ And don't forget to "Like" us on Facebook for heads up on secret shows, special guests and 2-for-1 ticket codes!

    Velveeta Room Wrestling Comedy Championship!
    Sun 9/28 - 8:00pm

    Cocktails and Comedy!

    at Velveeta Room

    DOORS OPEN 7:30p. PLEASE NOTE, we do not offer ticket refunds. Only credit for future shows.

    Cocktails and Comedy!
    Mon 9/29 - 8:00pm

    PowerBomb!

    at Velveeta Room

    DOORS OPEN 7:30p. PLEASE NOTE, we do not offer ticket refunds. Only credit for future shows. And don't forget to "Like" us on Facebook for heads up on secret shows, special guests and 2-for-1 ticket codes!

    PowerBomb!
    Wed 10/1 - 9:00pm

    Ladies Night!

    at Velveeta Room

    DOORS OPEN 8p. PLEASE NOTE, we do not offer ticket refunds. Only credit for future shows.

    Ladies Night!
    Thu 10/2 - 8:30pm

    Austin All-Stars!

    at Velveeta Room

    THE AUSTIN COMEDY SCENE IS EXPLODING, WITH COMEDIANS FROM ALL OVER THE NATION FLOCKING TO OUR CITY. THE VELV IS THE LONGEST-RUNNING COMEDY CLUB IN TOWN, SHOWCASING THE BEST COMICS AUSTIN HAS TO OFFER FOR OVER 37 YEARS! EVERY THURSDAY AT 8:30 WE ASSEMBLE AN ALL-STAR GROUP OF COMICS THAT YOU'VE SEEN ON SXSW, THE MOONTOWER COMEDY FESTIVAL, AND MORE! THESE LINEUPS HAVE BEEN CAREFULLY CURATED, FEATURING A GOOD MIX OF ESTABLISHED HEADLINERS AND THE HOTTEST UP-AND-COMING COMICS IN TOWN. WITH THE LATEST UPTICK OF FAMOUS COMICS MOVING TO AUSTIN, YOU NEVER KNOW WHO MAY DROP IN UNANNOUNCED! THE VELVEETA ROOM HAS BEEN A CONSTANT PRESENCE IN THE LOCAL COMEDY SCENE, HELPING FOSTER TALENT FOR NEARLY FOUR DECADES. IN A RAPIDLY CHANGING CITY, WE EMBRACE THE NEW TALENT THAT HAS EMERGED HERE, WHILE STILL PROUDLY REMAINING A SYMBOL OF OLD AUSTIN. COME START YOUR WEEKEND A LITTLE EARLY AT THE VELV!

    Austin All-Stars!
    Fri 10/3 - 8:00pm

    Jamar Neighbors

    at Velveeta Room

    JAMAR MALACHI NEIGHBORS IS AN ACTOR/COMEDIAN FROM COMPTON CA. HE’S A REGULAR PERFORMER AT COMEDY CLUBS ALL OVER THE COUNTRY. JAMAR MALACHI NEIGHBORS, KNOWN FOR HIS SHARP WIT, ECCENTRIC INCISIVE COMEDIC STYLE, AND RAW, UNIQUE, COLORFUL PERSPECTIVE ON THE WORLD. BORN IN THE HEART OF COMPTON, CALIFORNIA, NEIGHBORS QUICKLY ROSE TO FAME WITH HIS RAW COMEDIC TALENT, RELATABLE STORIES, AND UNAPOLOGETIC STYLE THAT REFLECTS THE SPIRIT OF HIS CITY. KNOWN FOR PUSHING BOUNDARIES, HIS PERFORMANCES LEAVE AUDIENCES DOUBLED OVER IN LAUGHTER AND, AT TIMES, SELF-REFLECTION. NEIGHBORS' MOST RECENT STAND-UP SPECIAL “ROTTEN LUTHER KING JR” WON BEST UNDERGROUND FILM AT THE PRESTIGIOUS CANNES FILM FESTIVAL 2023. A MASTERFUL BLEND OF HUMOR AND POIGNANT COMMENTARY, THIS SPECIAL PLACED NEIGHBORS FIRMLY ON THE INTERNATIONAL COMEDY MAP. THIS AWARD SYMBOLIZES HIS ABILITY TO RESONATE WITH AUDIENCES ON A GLOBAL SCALE, AN ACHIEVEMENT VERY FEW STAND-UP COMEDIANS HAVE REACHED. YOU’VE SEEN HIM ON COMEDY CENTRAL’S ROAST BATTLE, TOSH.O, WHAT WOULD DIPLO DO, CARMICHAEL SHOW, KEY AND PEELE’S FILM ‘KEANU’, ADULT SWIMS BLACK JESUS, BLACK MONDAY, TIGER BELLY, LEGION OF SKANKS, AND THE JOE ROGAN EXPERIENCE. LOOK TO SEE HIM IN THE REBOOT OF FILM OF HOUSE PARTY (2022) AND REPRISING HIS ROLE IN THE HULU ORIGINAL COMEDY ‘THIS FOOL’ (SEASON 1 2022, SEASON 2 2023) AS “CHEF PERCY”.

    Jamar Neighbors
    Fri 10/3 - 10:00pm

    Austin All-Stars!

    at Velveeta Room

    DOORS OPEN 9:30p. PLEASE NOTE, we do not offer ticket refunds. Only credit for future shows.

    Austin All-Stars!
    Sat 10/4 - 8:00pm

    Jamar Neighbors

    at Velveeta Room

    JAMAR MALACHI NEIGHBORS IS AN ACTOR/COMEDIAN FROM COMPTON CA. HE’S A REGULAR PERFORMER AT COMEDY CLUBS ALL OVER THE COUNTRY. JAMAR MALACHI NEIGHBORS, KNOWN FOR HIS SHARP WIT, ECCENTRIC INCISIVE COMEDIC STYLE, AND RAW, UNIQUE, COLORFUL PERSPECTIVE ON THE WORLD. BORN IN THE HEART OF COMPTON, CALIFORNIA, NEIGHBORS QUICKLY ROSE TO FAME WITH HIS RAW COMEDIC TALENT, RELATABLE STORIES, AND UNAPOLOGETIC STYLE THAT REFLECTS THE SPIRIT OF HIS CITY. KNOWN FOR PUSHING BOUNDARIES, HIS PERFORMANCES LEAVE AUDIENCES DOUBLED OVER IN LAUGHTER AND, AT TIMES, SELF-REFLECTION. NEIGHBORS' MOST RECENT STAND-UP SPECIAL “ROTTEN LUTHER KING JR” WON BEST UNDERGROUND FILM AT THE PRESTIGIOUS CANNES FILM FESTIVAL 2023. A MASTERFUL BLEND OF HUMOR AND POIGNANT COMMENTARY, THIS SPECIAL PLACED NEIGHBORS FIRMLY ON THE INTERNATIONAL COMEDY MAP. THIS AWARD SYMBOLIZES HIS ABILITY TO RESONATE WITH AUDIENCES ON A GLOBAL SCALE, AN ACHIEVEMENT VERY FEW STAND-UP COMEDIANS HAVE REACHED. YOU’VE SEEN HIM ON COMEDY CENTRAL’S ROAST BATTLE, TOSH.O, WHAT WOULD DIPLO DO, CARMICHAEL SHOW, KEY AND PEELE’S FILM ‘KEANU’, ADULT SWIMS BLACK JESUS, BLACK MONDAY, TIGER BELLY, LEGION OF SKANKS, AND THE JOE ROGAN EXPERIENCE. LOOK TO SEE HIM IN THE REBOOT OF FILM OF HOUSE PARTY (2022) AND REPRISING HIS ROLE IN THE HULU ORIGINAL COMEDY ‘THIS FOOL’ (SEASON 1 2022, SEASON 2 2023) AS “CHEF PERCY”.

    Jamar Neighbors
    Sat 10/4 - 10:00pm

    Jamar Neighbors

    at Velveeta Room

    JAMAR MALACHI NEIGHBORS IS AN ACTOR/COMEDIAN FROM COMPTON CA. HE’S A REGULAR PERFORMER AT COMEDY CLUBS ALL OVER THE COUNTRY. JAMAR MALACHI NEIGHBORS, KNOWN FOR HIS SHARP WIT, ECCENTRIC INCISIVE COMEDIC STYLE, AND RAW, UNIQUE, COLORFUL PERSPECTIVE ON THE WORLD. BORN IN THE HEART OF COMPTON, CALIFORNIA, NEIGHBORS QUICKLY ROSE TO FAME WITH HIS RAW COMEDIC TALENT, RELATABLE STORIES, AND UNAPOLOGETIC STYLE THAT REFLECTS THE SPIRIT OF HIS CITY. KNOWN FOR PUSHING BOUNDARIES, HIS PERFORMANCES LEAVE AUDIENCES DOUBLED OVER IN LAUGHTER AND, AT TIMES, SELF-REFLECTION. NEIGHBORS' MOST RECENT STAND-UP SPECIAL “ROTTEN LUTHER KING JR” WON BEST UNDERGROUND FILM AT THE PRESTIGIOUS CANNES FILM FESTIVAL 2023. A MASTERFUL BLEND OF HUMOR AND POIGNANT COMMENTARY, THIS SPECIAL PLACED NEIGHBORS FIRMLY ON THE INTERNATIONAL COMEDY MAP. THIS AWARD SYMBOLIZES HIS ABILITY TO RESONATE WITH AUDIENCES ON A GLOBAL SCALE, AN ACHIEVEMENT VERY FEW STAND-UP COMEDIANS HAVE REACHED. YOU’VE SEEN HIM ON COMEDY CENTRAL’S ROAST BATTLE, TOSH.O, WHAT WOULD DIPLO DO, CARMICHAEL SHOW, KEY AND PEELE’S FILM ‘KEANU’, ADULT SWIMS BLACK JESUS, BLACK MONDAY, TIGER BELLY, LEGION OF SKANKS, AND THE JOE ROGAN EXPERIENCE. LOOK TO SEE HIM IN THE REBOOT OF FILM OF HOUSE PARTY (2022) AND REPRISING HIS ROLE IN THE HULU ORIGINAL COMEDY ‘THIS FOOL’ (SEASON 1 2022, SEASON 2 2023) AS “CHEF PERCY”.

    Jamar Neighbors
    Sun 10/5 - 8:00pm

    Cocktails and Comedy!

    at Velveeta Room

    DOORS OPEN 7:30p. PLEASE NOTE, we do not offer ticket refunds. Only credit for future shows.

    Cocktails and Comedy!
    Mon 10/6 - 8:00pm

    PowerBomb!

    at Velveeta Room

    DOORS OPEN 7:30p. PLEASE NOTE, we do not offer ticket refunds. Only credit for future shows. And don't forget to "Like" us on Facebook for heads up on secret shows, special guests and 2-for-1 ticket codes!

    PowerBomb!
    Wed 10/8 - 9:00pm

    Ladies Night!

    at Velveeta Room

    DOORS OPEN 8p. PLEASE NOTE, we do not offer ticket refunds. Only credit for future shows.

    Ladies Night!
    Thu 10/9 - 8:30pm

    Austin All-Stars!

    at Velveeta Room

    THE AUSTIN COMEDY SCENE IS EXPLODING, WITH COMEDIANS FROM ALL OVER THE NATION FLOCKING TO OUR CITY. THE VELV IS THE LONGEST-RUNNING COMEDY CLUB IN TOWN, SHOWCASING THE BEST COMICS AUSTIN HAS TO OFFER FOR OVER 37 YEARS! EVERY THURSDAY AT 8:30 WE ASSEMBLE AN ALL-STAR GROUP OF COMICS THAT YOU'VE SEEN ON SXSW, THE MOONTOWER COMEDY FESTIVAL, AND MORE! THESE LINEUPS HAVE BEEN CAREFULLY CURATED, FEATURING A GOOD MIX OF ESTABLISHED HEADLINERS AND THE HOTTEST UP-AND-COMING COMICS IN TOWN. WITH THE LATEST UPTICK OF FAMOUS COMICS MOVING TO AUSTIN, YOU NEVER KNOW WHO MAY DROP IN UNANNOUNCED! THE VELVEETA ROOM HAS BEEN A CONSTANT PRESENCE IN THE LOCAL COMEDY SCENE, HELPING FOSTER TALENT FOR NEARLY FOUR DECADES. IN A RAPIDLY CHANGING CITY, WE EMBRACE THE NEW TALENT THAT HAS EMERGED HERE, WHILE STILL PROUDLY REMAINING A SYMBOL OF OLD AUSTIN. COME START YOUR WEEKEND A LITTLE EARLY AT THE VELV!

    Austin All-Stars!
    Fri 10/10 - 8:00pm

    Austin Comedy Live!

    at Velveeta Room

    COME CHECK OUT AN EVENING OF LIVE STAND-UP COMEDY AT THE VELV!!!

    Austin Comedy Live!
    Fri 10/10 - 10:00pm

    Austin Comedy Live!

    at Velveeta Room

    COME CHECK OUT AN EVENING OF LIVE STAND-UP COMEDY AT THE VELV!!!

    Austin Comedy Live!
    Sat 10/11 - 8:00pm

    Austin All-Stars!!!

    at Velveeta Room

    THE AUSTIN COMEDY SCENE IS EXPLODING, WITH COMEDIANS FROM ALL OVER THE NATION FLOCKING TO OUR CITY. THE VELV IS THE LONGEST-RUNNING COMEDY CLUB IN TOWN, SHOWCASING THE BEST COMICS AUSTIN HAS TO OFFER FOR OVER 37 YEARS! WE'VE ASSEMBLED AN ALL-STAR GROUP OF COMICS THAT YOU'VE SEEN ON SXSW, THE MOONTOWER COMEDY FESTIVAL, AND MORE! THESE LINEUPS HAVE BEEN CAREFULLY CURATED, FEATURING A GOOD MIX OF ESTABLISHED HEADLINERS AND THE HOTTEST UP-AND-COMING COMICS IN TOWN. WITH THE LATEST UPTICK OF FAMOUS COMICS MOVING TO AUSTIN, YOU NEVER KNOW WHO MAY DROP IN UNANNOUNCED! THE VELVEETA ROOM HAS BEEN A CONSTANT PRESENCE IN THE LOCAL COMEDY SCENE, HELPING FOSTER TALENT FOR NEARLY FOUR DECADES. IN A RAPIDLY CHANGING CITY, WE EMBRACE THE NEW TALENT THAT HAS EMERGED HERE, WHILE STILL PROUDLY REMAINING A SYMBOL OF OLD AUSTIN. COME HANG!

    Austin All-Stars!!!
    Sat 10/11 - 10:00pm

    Austin All-Stars!!!

    at Velveeta Room

    THE AUSTIN COMEDY SCENE IS EXPLODING, WITH COMEDIANS FROM ALL OVER THE NATION FLOCKING TO OUR CITY. THE VELV IS THE LONGEST-RUNNING COMEDY CLUB IN TOWN, SHOWCASING THE BEST COMICS AUSTIN HAS TO OFFER FOR OVER 37 YEARS! WE'VE ASSEMBLED AN ALL-STAR GROUP OF COMICS THAT YOU'VE SEEN ON SXSW, THE MOONTOWER COMEDY FESTIVAL, AND MORE! THESE LINEUPS HAVE BEEN CAREFULLY CURATED, FEATURING A GOOD MIX OF ESTABLISHED HEADLINERS AND THE HOTTEST UP-AND-COMING COMICS IN TOWN. WITH THE LATEST UPTICK OF FAMOUS COMICS MOVING TO AUSTIN, YOU NEVER KNOW WHO MAY DROP IN UNANNOUNCED! THE VELVEETA ROOM HAS BEEN A CONSTANT PRESENCE IN THE LOCAL COMEDY SCENE, HELPING FOSTER TALENT FOR NEARLY FOUR DECADES. IN A RAPIDLY CHANGING CITY, WE EMBRACE THE NEW TALENT THAT HAS EMERGED HERE, WHILE STILL PROUDLY REMAINING A SYMBOL OF OLD AUSTIN. COME HANG!

    Austin All-Stars!!!
    Sun 10/12 - 8:00pm

    Cocktails and Comedy!

    at Velveeta Room

    DOORS OPEN 7:30p. PLEASE NOTE, we do not offer ticket refunds. Only credit for future shows.

    Cocktails and Comedy!
    Mon 10/13 - 8:00pm

    PowerBomb!

    at Velveeta Room

    DOORS OPEN 7:30p. PLEASE NOTE, we do not offer ticket refunds. Only credit for future shows. And don't forget to "Like" us on Facebook for heads up on secret shows, special guests and 2-for-1 ticket codes!

    PowerBomb!
    Thu 10/16 - 8:30pm

    Austin All-Stars!

    at Velveeta Room

    THE AUSTIN COMEDY SCENE IS EXPLODING, WITH COMEDIANS FROM ALL OVER THE NATION FLOCKING TO OUR CITY. THE VELV IS THE LONGEST-RUNNING COMEDY CLUB IN TOWN, SHOWCASING THE BEST COMICS AUSTIN HAS TO OFFER FOR OVER 37 YEARS! EVERY THURSDAY AT 8:30 WE ASSEMBLE AN ALL-STAR GROUP OF COMICS THAT YOU'VE SEEN ON SXSW, THE MOONTOWER COMEDY FESTIVAL, AND MORE! THESE LINEUPS HAVE BEEN CAREFULLY CURATED, FEATURING A GOOD MIX OF ESTABLISHED HEADLINERS AND THE HOTTEST UP-AND-COMING COMICS IN TOWN. WITH THE LATEST UPTICK OF FAMOUS COMICS MOVING TO AUSTIN, YOU NEVER KNOW WHO MAY DROP IN UNANNOUNCED! THE VELVEETA ROOM HAS BEEN A CONSTANT PRESENCE IN THE LOCAL COMEDY SCENE, HELPING FOSTER TALENT FOR NEARLY FOUR DECADES. IN A RAPIDLY CHANGING CITY, WE EMBRACE THE NEW TALENT THAT HAS EMERGED HERE, WHILE STILL PROUDLY REMAINING A SYMBOL OF OLD AUSTIN. COME START YOUR WEEKEND A LITTLE EARLY AT THE VELV!

    Austin All-Stars!
    Fri 10/17 - 8:00pm

    Myles Johnson

    at Velveeta Room

    ONCE UPON A TIME, THERE WAS MAN UNLIKE ANY OTHER. HIS NAME WAS MYLES JOHNSON AND HE IS STILL AROUND. MYLES IS REALLY BADASS AND CAN LOWKEY SING A LITTLE. HE'S ALSO VERY FUNNY AND AN AMERICAN HERO. HE IS FUNNY LIKE FAMILY GUY AND COOL LIKE AN AUTHOR IN PARIS. RESEARCH STUDIES CONCLUDE HE WOULD FIT RIGHT IN AS CAST MEMBER OF THE FAST AND FURIOUS MOVIES (EVEN BETTER THAN LUDACRIS) OR IN THE BOARD ROOM AT BLACKROCK DOING A BIG MEETING. EXPERTS SAY HE WOULD BE EVEN BETTER THAN SPIDER-MAN. NY TIMES WAR CORRESPONDENTS SAYS, "HE IS ALSO VERY DOWN TO EARTH AND ALWAYS DOWN TO CRACK A BEER AND HE IS EVEN BRAVER THAN US."

    Myles Johnson
    Fri 10/17 - 10:00pm

    Austin All-Stars!

    at Velveeta Room

    DOORS OPEN 9:30p. PLEASE NOTE, we do not offer ticket refunds. Only credit for future shows.

    Austin All-Stars!
    Sat 10/18 - 8:00pm

    Myles Johnson

    at Velveeta Room

    ONCE UPON A TIME, THERE WAS MAN UNLIKE ANY OTHER. HIS NAME WAS MYLES JOHNSON AND HE IS STILL AROUND. MYLES IS REALLY BADASS AND CAN LOWKEY SING A LITTLE. HE'S ALSO VERY FUNNY AND AN AMERICAN HERO. HE IS FUNNY LIKE FAMILY GUY AND COOL LIKE AN AUTHOR IN PARIS. RESEARCH STUDIES CONCLUDE HE WOULD FIT RIGHT IN AS CAST MEMBER OF THE FAST AND FURIOUS MOVIES (EVEN BETTER THAN LUDACRIS) OR IN THE BOARD ROOM AT BLACKROCK DOING A BIG MEETING. EXPERTS SAY HE WOULD BE EVEN BETTER THAN SPIDER-MAN. NY TIMES WAR CORRESPONDENTS SAYS, "HE IS ALSO VERY DOWN TO EARTH AND ALWAYS DOWN TO CRACK A BEER AND HE IS EVEN BRAVER THAN US."

    Myles Johnson
    Sat 10/18 - 10:00pm

    Myles Johnson

    at Velveeta Room

    ONCE UPON A TIME, THERE WAS MAN UNLIKE ANY OTHER. HIS NAME WAS MYLES JOHNSON AND HE IS STILL AROUND. MYLES IS REALLY BADASS AND CAN LOWKEY SING A LITTLE. HE'S ALSO VERY FUNNY AND AN AMERICAN HERO. HE IS FUNNY LIKE FAMILY GUY AND COOL LIKE AN AUTHOR IN PARIS. RESEARCH STUDIES CONCLUDE HE WOULD FIT RIGHT IN AS CAST MEMBER OF THE FAST AND FURIOUS MOVIES (EVEN BETTER THAN LUDACRIS) OR IN THE BOARD ROOM AT BLACKROCK DOING A BIG MEETING. EXPERTS SAY HE WOULD BE EVEN BETTER THAN SPIDER-MAN. NY TIMES WAR CORRESPONDENTS SAYS, "HE IS ALSO VERY DOWN TO EARTH AND ALWAYS DOWN TO CRACK A BEER AND HE IS EVEN BRAVER THAN US."

    Myles Johnson
    Thu 10/23 - 8:30pm

    Austin All-Stars!

    at Velveeta Room

    THE AUSTIN COMEDY SCENE IS EXPLODING, WITH COMEDIANS FROM ALL OVER THE NATION FLOCKING TO OUR CITY. THE VELV IS THE LONGEST-RUNNING COMEDY CLUB IN TOWN, SHOWCASING THE BEST COMICS AUSTIN HAS TO OFFER FOR OVER 37 YEARS! EVERY THURSDAY AT 8:30 WE ASSEMBLE AN ALL-STAR GROUP OF COMICS THAT YOU'VE SEEN ON SXSW, THE MOONTOWER COMEDY FESTIVAL, AND MORE! THESE LINEUPS HAVE BEEN CAREFULLY CURATED, FEATURING A GOOD MIX OF ESTABLISHED HEADLINERS AND THE HOTTEST UP-AND-COMING COMICS IN TOWN. WITH THE LATEST UPTICK OF FAMOUS COMICS MOVING TO AUSTIN, YOU NEVER KNOW WHO MAY DROP IN UNANNOUNCED! THE VELVEETA ROOM HAS BEEN A CONSTANT PRESENCE IN THE LOCAL COMEDY SCENE, HELPING FOSTER TALENT FOR NEARLY FOUR DECADES. IN A RAPIDLY CHANGING CITY, WE EMBRACE THE NEW TALENT THAT HAS EMERGED HERE, WHILE STILL PROUDLY REMAINING A SYMBOL OF OLD AUSTIN. COME START YOUR WEEKEND A LITTLE EARLY AT THE VELV!

    Austin All-Stars!
    Fri 10/24 - 8:00pm

    Austin All-Stars!

    at Velveeta Room

    THE AUSTIN COMEDY SCENE IS EXPLODING, WITH COMEDIANS FROM ALL OVER THE NATION FLOCKING TO OUR CITY. THE VELV IS THE LONGEST-RUNNING COMEDY CLUB IN TOWN, SHOWCASING THE BEST COMICS AUSTIN HAS TO OFFER FOR OVER 37 YEARS! WE'VE ASSEMBLED AN ALL-STAR GROUP OF COMICS THAT YOU'VE SEEN ON SXSW, THE MOONTOWER COMEDY FESTIVAL, AND MORE! THESE LINEUPS HAVE BEEN CAREFULLY CURATED, FEATURING A GOOD MIX OF ESTABLISHED HEADLINERS AND THE HOTTEST UP-AND-COMING COMICS IN TOWN. WITH THE LATEST UPTICK OF FAMOUS COMICS MOVING TO AUSTIN, YOU NEVER KNOW WHO MAY DROP IN UNANNOUNCED! THE VELVEETA ROOM HAS BEEN A CONSTANT PRESENCE IN THE LOCAL COMEDY SCENE, HELPING FOSTER TALENT FOR NEARLY FOUR DECADES. IN A RAPIDLY CHANGING CITY, WE EMBRACE THE NEW TALENT THAT HAS EMERGED HERE, WHILE STILL PROUDLY REMAINING A SYMBOL OF OLD AUSTIN. COME HANG!

    Austin All-Stars!
    Fri 10/24 - 10:00pm

    Austin All-Stars!

    at Velveeta Room

    THE AUSTIN COMEDY SCENE IS EXPLODING, WITH COMEDIANS FROM ALL OVER THE NATION FLOCKING TO OUR CITY. THE VELV IS THE LONGEST-RUNNING COMEDY CLUB IN TOWN, SHOWCASING THE BEST COMICS AUSTIN HAS TO OFFER FOR OVER 37 YEARS! WE'VE ASSEMBLED AN ALL-STAR GROUP OF COMICS THAT YOU'VE SEEN ON SXSW, THE MOONTOWER COMEDY FESTIVAL, AND MORE! THESE LINEUPS HAVE BEEN CAREFULLY CURATED, FEATURING A GOOD MIX OF ESTABLISHED HEADLINERS AND THE HOTTEST UP-AND-COMING COMICS IN TOWN. WITH THE LATEST UPTICK OF FAMOUS COMICS MOVING TO AUSTIN, YOU NEVER KNOW WHO MAY DROP IN UNANNOUNCED! THE VELVEETA ROOM HAS BEEN A CONSTANT PRESENCE IN THE LOCAL COMEDY SCENE, HELPING FOSTER TALENT FOR NEARLY FOUR DECADES. IN A RAPIDLY CHANGING CITY, WE EMBRACE THE NEW TALENT THAT HAS EMERGED HERE, WHILE STILL PROUDLY REMAINING A SYMBOL OF OLD AUSTIN. COME HANG!

    Austin All-Stars!
    Sat 10/25 - 8:00pm

    Kylie Troop

    at Velveeta Room

    KYLIE TROOP IS A STAND-UP COMEDIAN, WRITER, AND FULL-TIME HYPOCHONDRIAC. THE SELF-PROCLAIMED MATERIAL GIRL DITCHED A PHD PROGRAM TO PURSUE COMEDY AFTER ASKING HERSELF THE QUESTION “WHAT’S MORE FINANCIALLY RECKLESS THAN ACADEMIA”? BASED IN AUSTIN, SHE PERFORMS ACROSS THE COUNTRY AT CLUBS, BARS, AND THE OCCASIONAL THEATER—WHENEVER A FRIEND DECIDES TO DO THE RIGHT THING. KYLIE HAS BEEN FEATURED AT THE BIG PINE COMEDY FESTIVAL AND ON SIRIUSXM, PROVING THAT AT LEAST A FEW PEOPLE FIND HER FUNNY. HER COMEDY BLENDS SHARP WRITING WITH UNFILTERED HONESTY, TACKLING EVERYTHING FROM HER QUESTIONABLE LIFE CHOICES TO THE STEADY REALIZATION THAT HER EMOTIONAL SUPPORT DOG MIGHT NEED EMOTIONAL SUPPORT. HER ULTIMATE GOAL? TO PROVE TO HER PARENTS THAT THEIR DROP OUT IS STILL WORTH THEIR AFFECTION.

    Kylie Troop
    Sat 10/25 - 10:00pm

    Kylie Troop

    at Velveeta Room

    KYLIE TROOP IS A STAND-UP COMEDIAN, WRITER, AND FULL-TIME HYPOCHONDRIAC. THE SELF-PROCLAIMED MATERIAL GIRL DITCHED A PHD PROGRAM TO PURSUE COMEDY AFTER ASKING HERSELF THE QUESTION “WHAT’S MORE FINANCIALLY RECKLESS THAN ACADEMIA”? BASED IN AUSTIN, SHE PERFORMS ACROSS THE COUNTRY AT CLUBS, BARS, AND THE OCCASIONAL THEATER—WHENEVER A FRIEND DECIDES TO DO THE RIGHT THING. KYLIE HAS BEEN FEATURED AT THE BIG PINE COMEDY FESTIVAL AND ON SIRIUSXM, PROVING THAT AT LEAST A FEW PEOPLE FIND HER FUNNY. HER COMEDY BLENDS SHARP WRITING WITH UNFILTERED HONESTY, TACKLING EVERYTHING FROM HER QUESTIONABLE LIFE CHOICES TO THE STEADY REALIZATION THAT HER EMOTIONAL SUPPORT DOG MIGHT NEED EMOTIONAL SUPPORT. HER ULTIMATE GOAL? TO PROVE TO HER PARENTS THAT THEIR DROP OUT IS STILL WORTH THEIR AFFECTION.

    Kylie Troop
    Thu 10/30 - 8:30pm

    Austin All-Stars!

    at Velveeta Room

    THE AUSTIN COMEDY SCENE IS EXPLODING, WITH COMEDIANS FROM ALL OVER THE NATION FLOCKING TO OUR CITY. THE VELV IS THE LONGEST-RUNNING COMEDY CLUB IN TOWN, SHOWCASING THE BEST COMICS AUSTIN HAS TO OFFER FOR OVER 37 YEARS! EVERY THURSDAY AT 8:30 WE ASSEMBLE AN ALL-STAR GROUP OF COMICS THAT YOU'VE SEEN ON SXSW, THE MOONTOWER COMEDY FESTIVAL, AND MORE! THESE LINEUPS HAVE BEEN CAREFULLY CURATED, FEATURING A GOOD MIX OF ESTABLISHED HEADLINERS AND THE HOTTEST UP-AND-COMING COMICS IN TOWN. WITH THE LATEST UPTICK OF FAMOUS COMICS MOVING TO AUSTIN, YOU NEVER KNOW WHO MAY DROP IN UNANNOUNCED! THE VELVEETA ROOM HAS BEEN A CONSTANT PRESENCE IN THE LOCAL COMEDY SCENE, HELPING FOSTER TALENT FOR NEARLY FOUR DECADES. IN A RAPIDLY CHANGING CITY, WE EMBRACE THE NEW TALENT THAT HAS EMERGED HERE, WHILE STILL PROUDLY REMAINING A SYMBOL OF OLD AUSTIN. COME START YOUR WEEKEND A LITTLE EARLY AT THE VELV!

    Austin All-Stars!
    Sat 11/1 - 8:00pm

    Andrew Tarr

    at Velveeta Room

    DOORS OPEN 7:30p. PLEASE NOTE, we do not offer ticket refunds. Only credit for future shows.

    Andrew Tarr
    Sat 11/1 - 10:00pm

    Saturday Night Laughs!

    at Velveeta Room

    DOORS OPEN 9:30p. PLEASE NOTE, we do not offer ticket refunds. Only credit for future shows.

    Saturday Night Laughs!
    Thu 11/6 - 8:30pm

    Austin All-Stars!

    at Velveeta Room

    THE AUSTIN COMEDY SCENE IS EXPLODING, WITH COMEDIANS FROM ALL OVER THE NATION FLOCKING TO OUR CITY. THE VELV IS THE LONGEST-RUNNING COMEDY CLUB IN TOWN, SHOWCASING THE BEST COMICS AUSTIN HAS TO OFFER FOR OVER 37 YEARS! EVERY THURSDAY AT 8:30 WE ASSEMBLE AN ALL-STAR GROUP OF COMICS THAT YOU'VE SEEN ON SXSW, THE MOONTOWER COMEDY FESTIVAL, AND MORE! THESE LINEUPS HAVE BEEN CAREFULLY CURATED, FEATURING A GOOD MIX OF ESTABLISHED HEADLINERS AND THE HOTTEST UP-AND-COMING COMICS IN TOWN. WITH THE LATEST UPTICK OF FAMOUS COMICS MOVING TO AUSTIN, YOU NEVER KNOW WHO MAY DROP IN UNANNOUNCED! THE VELVEETA ROOM HAS BEEN A CONSTANT PRESENCE IN THE LOCAL COMEDY SCENE, HELPING FOSTER TALENT FOR NEARLY FOUR DECADES. IN A RAPIDLY CHANGING CITY, WE EMBRACE THE NEW TALENT THAT HAS EMERGED HERE, WHILE STILL PROUDLY REMAINING A SYMBOL OF OLD AUSTIN. COME START YOUR WEEKEND A LITTLE EARLY AT THE VELV!

    Austin All-Stars!
    Fri 11/7 - 8:00pm

    Friday Night Laughter

    at Velveeta Room

    _DOORS OPEN 7:30p. PLEASE NOTE, we do not offer ticket refunds. Only credit for future shows._ And don't forget to "Like" us on Facebook for heads up on secret shows, special guests and 2-for-1 ticket codes!

    Friday Night Laughter
    Fri 11/7 - 8:00pm

    Mike Stanley

    at Velveeta Room

    WRY, WITTY, CUNNING, AND CRASS DETROIT NATIVE MIKE STANLEY IS ALL OF THESE THINGS, BUT NONE, WHEN PUT ON PAPER, QUITE MANAGE TO SERVE THE JUSTICE DEALT BY STANLEY ONSTAGE. YEAH, HE'S PRETTY HILARIOUS, BUT MORE THAN JUST COARSE ANECDOTES ABOUT LIFE AND SEX, THERE'S AN ENVIABLE AMOUNT OF HEART AND WARMTH BEHIND STANLEY'S HUMOR. GIVEN HIS PENCHANT TOWARD BRUTAL HONESTY, SPICED UP WITH A HEALTHY DOSE OF INSATIABLE WIT, IT'S NOT DIFFICULT TO SEE WHY STANLEY WAS NAMED "BEST CHICAGO STAND-UP COMEDIAN" IN A PEOPLES CHOICE POLL DONE BY THE CHICAGO READER AND "BEST DETROIT COMEDIAN" BY HOUR MAGAZINE. ORIGINALLY HAILING FROM DETROIT, AND AFTER SPENDING A DECADE HONING HIS CRAFT IN THE WINDY CITY OF CHICAGO, MIKE TOURS CONSTANTLY, BOTH DOMESTICALLY AND INTERNATIONALLY. DON'T MISS OUT ON AN INCREDIBLE OPPORTUNITY TO CATCH THE MAN IN ACTION - THIS HIGH LEVEL OF KILLER STAND-UP IS TOO REMARKABLE TO SIT OUT. SOME OF THE COMEDIANS MIKE HAS PERFORMED WITH INCLUDE : JERRY SEINFELD, ROBIN WILLIAMS, AL MADRIGAL , JIM GAFFIGAN, BILL BURR, DAVE ATTELL, DOUG STANHOPE, LARRY MILLER, ANDY KINDLER, ARTIE LANGE, CHRISTOPHER TITUS, GARY VALENTINE, MARC CURRY, THE SKLAR BROTHERS, BRIAN POSEHN, JOHN HEFFRON, KYLE KINANE, BEN BAILEY, JIM JEFFRIES, GLENN WOOL, DEMETRI MARTIN, HANNIBAL BURESS, KURT METZGER, BIG JAY OAKERSON, JOEY DIAZ, COLIN QUINN.

    Mike Stanley
    Fri 11/7 - 10:00pm

    Insane Comedy Pageant

    at Velveeta Room

    _DOORS OPEN 9:30p. PLEASE NOTE, we do not offer ticket refunds. Only credit for future shows._ And don't forget to "Like" us on Facebook for heads up on secret shows, special guests and 2-for-1 ticket codes!

    Insane Comedy Pageant
    Fri 11/7 - 10:00pm

    Austin All-Stars!

    at Velveeta Room

    DOORS OPEN 9:30p. PLEASE NOTE, we do not offer ticket refunds. Only credit for future shows.

    Austin All-Stars!
    Sat 11/8 - 8:00pm

    Austin All-Stars!

    at Velveeta Room

    _DOORS OPEN 7:30&9:30p. PLEASE NOTE, we do not offer ticket refunds. Only credit for future shows._ And don't forget to "Like" us on Facebook for heads up on secret shows, special guests and 2-for-1 ticket codes!

    Austin All-Stars!
    Sat 11/8 - 8:00pm

    Mike Stanley

    at Velveeta Room

    WRY, WITTY, CUNNING, AND CRASS DETROIT NATIVE MIKE STANLEY IS ALL OF THESE THINGS, BUT NONE, WHEN PUT ON PAPER, QUITE MANAGE TO SERVE THE JUSTICE DEALT BY STANLEY ONSTAGE. YEAH, HE'S PRETTY HILARIOUS, BUT MORE THAN JUST COARSE ANECDOTES ABOUT LIFE AND SEX, THERE'S AN ENVIABLE AMOUNT OF HEART AND WARMTH BEHIND STANLEY'S HUMOR. GIVEN HIS PENCHANT TOWARD BRUTAL HONESTY, SPICED UP WITH A HEALTHY DOSE OF INSATIABLE WIT, IT'S NOT DIFFICULT TO SEE WHY STANLEY WAS NAMED "BEST CHICAGO STAND-UP COMEDIAN" IN A PEOPLES CHOICE POLL DONE BY THE CHICAGO READER AND "BEST DETROIT COMEDIAN" BY HOUR MAGAZINE. ORIGINALLY HAILING FROM DETROIT, AND AFTER SPENDING A DECADE HONING HIS CRAFT IN THE WINDY CITY OF CHICAGO, MIKE TOURS CONSTANTLY, BOTH DOMESTICALLY AND INTERNATIONALLY. DON'T MISS OUT ON AN INCREDIBLE OPPORTUNITY TO CATCH THE MAN IN ACTION - THIS HIGH LEVEL OF KILLER STAND-UP IS TOO REMARKABLE TO SIT OUT. SOME OF THE COMEDIANS MIKE HAS PERFORMED WITH INCLUDE : JERRY SEINFELD, ROBIN WILLIAMS, AL MADRIGAL , JIM GAFFIGAN, BILL BURR, DAVE ATTELL, DOUG STANHOPE, LARRY MILLER, ANDY KINDLER, ARTIE LANGE, CHRISTOPHER TITUS, GARY VALENTINE, MARC CURRY, THE SKLAR BROTHERS, BRIAN POSEHN, JOHN HEFFRON, KYLE KINANE, BEN BAILEY, JIM JEFFRIES, GLENN WOOL, DEMETRI MARTIN, HANNIBAL BURESS, KURT METZGER, BIG JAY OAKERSON, JOEY DIAZ, COLIN QUINN.

    Mike Stanley
    Sat 11/8 - 10:00pm

    Austin All-Stars!

    at Velveeta Room

    _DOORS OPEN 7:30&9:30p. PLEASE NOTE, we do not offer ticket refunds. Only credit for future shows._ And don't forget to "Like" us on Facebook for heads up on secret shows, special guests and 2-for-1 ticket codes!

    Austin All-Stars!
    Sat 11/8 - 10:00pm

    Mike Stanley

    at Velveeta Room

    WRY, WITTY, CUNNING, AND CRASS DETROIT NATIVE MIKE STANLEY IS ALL OF THESE THINGS, BUT NONE, WHEN PUT ON PAPER, QUITE MANAGE TO SERVE THE JUSTICE DEALT BY STANLEY ONSTAGE. YEAH, HE'S PRETTY HILARIOUS, BUT MORE THAN JUST COARSE ANECDOTES ABOUT LIFE AND SEX, THERE'S AN ENVIABLE AMOUNT OF HEART AND WARMTH BEHIND STANLEY'S HUMOR. GIVEN HIS PENCHANT TOWARD BRUTAL HONESTY, SPICED UP WITH A HEALTHY DOSE OF INSATIABLE WIT, IT'S NOT DIFFICULT TO SEE WHY STANLEY WAS NAMED "BEST CHICAGO STAND-UP COMEDIAN" IN A PEOPLES CHOICE POLL DONE BY THE CHICAGO READER AND "BEST DETROIT COMEDIAN" BY HOUR MAGAZINE. ORIGINALLY HAILING FROM DETROIT, AND AFTER SPENDING A DECADE HONING HIS CRAFT IN THE WINDY CITY OF CHICAGO, MIKE TOURS CONSTANTLY, BOTH DOMESTICALLY AND INTERNATIONALLY. DON'T MISS OUT ON AN INCREDIBLE OPPORTUNITY TO CATCH THE MAN IN ACTION - THIS HIGH LEVEL OF KILLER STAND-UP IS TOO REMARKABLE TO SIT OUT. SOME OF THE COMEDIANS MIKE HAS PERFORMED WITH INCLUDE : JERRY SEINFELD, ROBIN WILLIAMS, AL MADRIGAL , JIM GAFFIGAN, BILL BURR, DAVE ATTELL, DOUG STANHOPE, LARRY MILLER, ANDY KINDLER, ARTIE LANGE, CHRISTOPHER TITUS, GARY VALENTINE, MARC CURRY, THE SKLAR BROTHERS, BRIAN POSEHN, JOHN HEFFRON, KYLE KINANE, BEN BAILEY, JIM JEFFRIES, GLENN WOOL, DEMETRI MARTIN, HANNIBAL BURESS, KURT METZGER, BIG JAY OAKERSON, JOEY DIAZ, COLIN QUINN.

    Mike Stanley
    Thu 11/13 - 8:30pm

    Austin All-Stars!

    at Velveeta Room

    THE AUSTIN COMEDY SCENE IS EXPLODING, WITH COMEDIANS FROM ALL OVER THE NATION FLOCKING TO OUR CITY. THE VELV IS THE LONGEST-RUNNING COMEDY CLUB IN TOWN, SHOWCASING THE BEST COMICS AUSTIN HAS TO OFFER FOR OVER 37 YEARS! EVERY THURSDAY AT 8:30 WE ASSEMBLE AN ALL-STAR GROUP OF COMICS THAT YOU'VE SEEN ON SXSW, THE MOONTOWER COMEDY FESTIVAL, AND MORE! THESE LINEUPS HAVE BEEN CAREFULLY CURATED, FEATURING A GOOD MIX OF ESTABLISHED HEADLINERS AND THE HOTTEST UP-AND-COMING COMICS IN TOWN. WITH THE LATEST UPTICK OF FAMOUS COMICS MOVING TO AUSTIN, YOU NEVER KNOW WHO MAY DROP IN UNANNOUNCED! THE VELVEETA ROOM HAS BEEN A CONSTANT PRESENCE IN THE LOCAL COMEDY SCENE, HELPING FOSTER TALENT FOR NEARLY FOUR DECADES. IN A RAPIDLY CHANGING CITY, WE EMBRACE THE NEW TALENT THAT HAS EMERGED HERE, WHILE STILL PROUDLY REMAINING A SYMBOL OF OLD AUSTIN. COME START YOUR WEEKEND A LITTLE EARLY AT THE VELV!

    Austin All-Stars!
    Fri 11/14 - 8:00pm

    Austin All-Stars

    at Velveeta Room

    _DOORS OPEN 7:30&9:30p. PLEASE NOTE, we do not offer ticket refunds. Only credit for future shows._ And don't forget to "Like" us on Facebook for heads up on secret shows, special guests and 2-for-1 ticket codes!

    Austin All-Stars
    Fri 11/14 - 10:00pm

    Austin All-Stars

    at Velveeta Room

    _DOORS OPEN 7:30&9:30p. PLEASE NOTE, we do not offer ticket refunds. Only credit for future shows._ And don't forget to "Like" us on Facebook for heads up on secret shows, special guests and 2-for-1 ticket codes!

    Austin All-Stars
    Sat 11/15 - 8:00pm

    The Bubble Show!

    at Velveeta Room

    DOORS OPEN 7:30p. PLEASE NOTE, we do not offer ticket refunds. Only credit for future shows.

    The Bubble Show!
    Sat 11/15 - 10:00pm

    Saturday Night Laughs!

    at Velveeta Room

    _DOORS OPEN 9:30p. PLEASE NOTE, we do not offer ticket refunds. Only credit for future shows._ And don't forget to "Like" us on Facebook for heads up on secret shows, special guests and 2-for-1 ticket codes!

    Saturday Night Laughs!
    Sat 11/15 - 10:00pm

    Austin All-Stars!

    at Velveeta Room

    DOORS OPEN 9:30p. PLEASE NOTE, we do not offer ticket refunds. Only credit for future shows.

    Austin All-Stars!
    Thu 11/20 - 8:30pm

    Austin All-Stars!

    at Velveeta Room

    THE AUSTIN COMEDY SCENE IS EXPLODING, WITH COMEDIANS FROM ALL OVER THE NATION FLOCKING TO OUR CITY. THE VELV IS THE LONGEST-RUNNING COMEDY CLUB IN TOWN, SHOWCASING THE BEST COMICS AUSTIN HAS TO OFFER FOR OVER 37 YEARS! EVERY THURSDAY AT 8:30 WE ASSEMBLE AN ALL-STAR GROUP OF COMICS THAT YOU'VE SEEN ON SXSW, THE MOONTOWER COMEDY FESTIVAL, AND MORE! THESE LINEUPS HAVE BEEN CAREFULLY CURATED, FEATURING A GOOD MIX OF ESTABLISHED HEADLINERS AND THE HOTTEST UP-AND-COMING COMICS IN TOWN. WITH THE LATEST UPTICK OF FAMOUS COMICS MOVING TO AUSTIN, YOU NEVER KNOW WHO MAY DROP IN UNANNOUNCED! THE VELVEETA ROOM HAS BEEN A CONSTANT PRESENCE IN THE LOCAL COMEDY SCENE, HELPING FOSTER TALENT FOR NEARLY FOUR DECADES. IN A RAPIDLY CHANGING CITY, WE EMBRACE THE NEW TALENT THAT HAS EMERGED HERE, WHILE STILL PROUDLY REMAINING A SYMBOL OF OLD AUSTIN. COME START YOUR WEEKEND A LITTLE EARLY AT THE VELV!

    Austin All-Stars!
    Fri 11/21 - 8:00pm

    Lisa Curry

    at Velveeta Room

    DOORS OPEN 7:30&9:30p. PLEASE NOTE, we do not offer ticket refunds. Only credit for future shows.

    Lisa Curry
    Fri 11/21 - 10:00pm

    Austin All-Stars!

    at Velveeta Room

    DOORS OPEN 9:30p. PLEASE NOTE, we do not offer ticket refunds. Only credit for future shows.

    Austin All-Stars!
    Sat 11/22 - 8:00pm

    Lisa Curry

    at Velveeta Room

    DOORS OPEN 7:30&9:30p. PLEASE NOTE, we do not offer ticket refunds. Only credit for future shows.

    Lisa Curry
    Sat 11/22 - 10:00pm

    Lisa Curry

    at Velveeta Room

    DOORS OPEN 7:30&9:30p. PLEASE NOTE, we do not offer ticket refunds. Only credit for future shows.

    Lisa Curry
    Thu 12/4 - 8:30pm

    Austin All-Stars!

    at Velveeta Room

    THE AUSTIN COMEDY SCENE IS EXPLODING, WITH COMEDIANS FROM ALL OVER THE NATION FLOCKING TO OUR CITY. THE VELV IS THE LONGEST-RUNNING COMEDY CLUB IN TOWN, SHOWCASING THE BEST COMICS AUSTIN HAS TO OFFER FOR OVER 37 YEARS! EVERY THURSDAY AT 8:30 WE ASSEMBLE AN ALL-STAR GROUP OF COMICS THAT YOU'VE SEEN ON SXSW, THE MOONTOWER COMEDY FESTIVAL, AND MORE! THESE LINEUPS HAVE BEEN CAREFULLY CURATED, FEATURING A GOOD MIX OF ESTABLISHED HEADLINERS AND THE HOTTEST UP-AND-COMING COMICS IN TOWN. WITH THE LATEST UPTICK OF FAMOUS COMICS MOVING TO AUSTIN, YOU NEVER KNOW WHO MAY DROP IN UNANNOUNCED! THE VELVEETA ROOM HAS BEEN A CONSTANT PRESENCE IN THE LOCAL COMEDY SCENE, HELPING FOSTER TALENT FOR NEARLY FOUR DECADES. IN A RAPIDLY CHANGING CITY, WE EMBRACE THE NEW TALENT THAT HAS EMERGED HERE, WHILE STILL PROUDLY REMAINING A SYMBOL OF OLD AUSTIN. COME START YOUR WEEKEND A LITTLE EARLY AT THE VELV!

    Austin All-Stars!
    Fri 12/5 - 8:00pm

    Deric Poston

    at Velveeta Room

    DERIC POSTON IS A COMEDIAN WHO GOT HIS START IN MEMPHIS TN, AND LOS ANGELES. HE NOW RESIDES IN AUSTIN, TX AND PERFORMS WEEKLY AT THE COMEDY MOTHERSHIP. HE REGULARLY OPENS FOR COMEDIANS JOE ROGAN, RON WHITE AND TONY HINCHCLIFFE. HE HAS DONE TWO FULL TOURS AROUND THE WORLD WITH ANDREW SCHULZ, PERFORMING IN MAJOR THEATERS AND ARENAS. HE ALSO HAS DONE THE HIT PODCASTS THE JOE ROGAN EXPERIENCE, FLAGRANT, AND KILL TONY. HE IS ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS. IT IS WHAT IT IS. THE DUDE IS BY FAR ONE OF THE BEST RISING COMEDIANS TODAY.

    Deric Poston
    Fri 12/5 - 10:00pm

    Austin All-Stars!

    at Velveeta Room

    DOORS OPEN 9:30p. PLEASE NOTE, we do not offer ticket refunds. Only credit for future shows.

    Austin All-Stars!
    Sat 12/6 - 8:00pm

    Deric Poston

    at Velveeta Room

    DERIC POSTON IS A COMEDIAN WHO GOT HIS START IN MEMPHIS TN, AND LOS ANGELES. HE NOW RESIDES IN AUSTIN, TX AND PERFORMS WEEKLY AT THE COMEDY MOTHERSHIP. HE REGULARLY OPENS FOR COMEDIANS JOE ROGAN, RON WHITE AND TONY HINCHCLIFFE. HE HAS DONE TWO FULL TOURS AROUND THE WORLD WITH ANDREW SCHULZ, PERFORMING IN MAJOR THEATERS AND ARENAS. HE ALSO HAS DONE THE HIT PODCASTS THE JOE ROGAN EXPERIENCE, FLAGRANT, AND KILL TONY. HE IS ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS. IT IS WHAT IT IS. THE DUDE IS BY FAR ONE OF THE BEST RISING COMEDIANS TODAY.

    Deric Poston
    Sat 12/6 - 10:00pm

    Deric Poston

    at Velveeta Room

    DERIC POSTON IS A COMEDIAN WHO GOT HIS START IN MEMPHIS TN, AND LOS ANGELES. HE NOW RESIDES IN AUSTIN, TX AND PERFORMS WEEKLY AT THE COMEDY MOTHERSHIP. HE REGULARLY OPENS FOR COMEDIANS JOE ROGAN, RON WHITE AND TONY HINCHCLIFFE. HE HAS DONE TWO FULL TOURS AROUND THE WORLD WITH ANDREW SCHULZ, PERFORMING IN MAJOR THEATERS AND ARENAS. HE ALSO HAS DONE THE HIT PODCASTS THE JOE ROGAN EXPERIENCE, FLAGRANT, AND KILL TONY. HE IS ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS. IT IS WHAT IT IS. THE DUDE IS BY FAR ONE OF THE BEST RISING COMEDIANS TODAY.

    Deric Poston
    Thu 12/11 - 8:30pm

    Austin All-Stars!

    at Velveeta Room

    THE AUSTIN COMEDY SCENE IS EXPLODING, WITH COMEDIANS FROM ALL OVER THE NATION FLOCKING TO OUR CITY. THE VELV IS THE LONGEST-RUNNING COMEDY CLUB IN TOWN, SHOWCASING THE BEST COMICS AUSTIN HAS TO OFFER FOR OVER 37 YEARS! EVERY THURSDAY AT 8:30 WE ASSEMBLE AN ALL-STAR GROUP OF COMICS THAT YOU'VE SEEN ON SXSW, THE MOONTOWER COMEDY FESTIVAL, AND MORE! THESE LINEUPS HAVE BEEN CAREFULLY CURATED, FEATURING A GOOD MIX OF ESTABLISHED HEADLINERS AND THE HOTTEST UP-AND-COMING COMICS IN TOWN. WITH THE LATEST UPTICK OF FAMOUS COMICS MOVING TO AUSTIN, YOU NEVER KNOW WHO MAY DROP IN UNANNOUNCED! THE VELVEETA ROOM HAS BEEN A CONSTANT PRESENCE IN THE LOCAL COMEDY SCENE, HELPING FOSTER TALENT FOR NEARLY FOUR DECADES. IN A RAPIDLY CHANGING CITY, WE EMBRACE THE NEW TALENT THAT HAS EMERGED HERE, WHILE STILL PROUDLY REMAINING A SYMBOL OF OLD AUSTIN. COME START YOUR WEEKEND A LITTLE EARLY AT THE VELV!

    Austin All-Stars!
    Fri 12/12 - 8:00pm

    Billy Wayne Davis

    at Velveeta Room

    BILLY WAYNE DAVIS HAS APPEARED ON CONAN, LAST COMIC STANDING, COMEDY CENTRAL, LENT HIS VOICE & PRODUCING SKILLS TO SQUIDBILLIES, HOSTED A TRAVEL DOC FOR CMT, OPENED FOR STURGILL SIMPSON, AND WORKED WITH SACHA BARON COEN ON WHO IS AMERICA & BORAT 2. BILLY WAYNE HAS TWO CRITICALLY ACCLAIMED STAND-UP ALBUMS AND CAN BE HEARD AS A POPULAR GUEST ON COUNTLESS PODCASTS INCLUDING BEHIND THE BASTARDS, DAILY ZEITGEIST, TRILLBILLIES, AND WTF TO NAME A FEW. HE JUST RELEASED HIS FIRST SPECIAL “TESTIFY” TO RAVE REVIEWS. HE NOW RESIDES IN LOS ANGELES WITH HIS DOPE LITTLE FAMILY UNTIL HE CAN QUIT AND GROW OLD.

    Billy Wayne Davis
    Fri 12/12 - 10:00pm

    Austin All-Stars!

    at Velveeta Room

    DOORS OPEN 9:30p. PLEASE NOTE, we do not offer ticket refunds. Only credit for future shows.

    Austin All-Stars!
    Sat 12/13 - 8:00pm

    Billy Wayne Davis

    at Velveeta Room

    BILLY WAYNE DAVIS HAS APPEARED ON CONAN, LAST COMIC STANDING, COMEDY CENTRAL, LENT HIS VOICE & PRODUCING SKILLS TO SQUIDBILLIES, HOSTED A TRAVEL DOC FOR CMT, OPENED FOR STURGILL SIMPSON, AND WORKED WITH SACHA BARON COEN ON WHO IS AMERICA & BORAT 2. BILLY WAYNE HAS TWO CRITICALLY ACCLAIMED STAND-UP ALBUMS AND CAN BE HEARD AS A POPULAR GUEST ON COUNTLESS PODCASTS INCLUDING BEHIND THE BASTARDS, DAILY ZEITGEIST, TRILLBILLIES, AND WTF TO NAME A FEW. HE JUST RELEASED HIS FIRST SPECIAL “TESTIFY” TO RAVE REVIEWS. HE NOW RESIDES IN LOS ANGELES WITH HIS DOPE LITTLE FAMILY UNTIL HE CAN QUIT AND GROW OLD.

    Billy Wayne Davis
    Sat 12/13 - 10:00pm

    Billy Wayne Davis

    at Velveeta Room

    BILLY WAYNE DAVIS HAS APPEARED ON CONAN, LAST COMIC STANDING, COMEDY CENTRAL, LENT HIS VOICE & PRODUCING SKILLS TO SQUIDBILLIES, HOSTED A TRAVEL DOC FOR CMT, OPENED FOR STURGILL SIMPSON, AND WORKED WITH SACHA BARON COEN ON WHO IS AMERICA & BORAT 2. BILLY WAYNE HAS TWO CRITICALLY ACCLAIMED STAND-UP ALBUMS AND CAN BE HEARD AS A POPULAR GUEST ON COUNTLESS PODCASTS INCLUDING BEHIND THE BASTARDS, DAILY ZEITGEIST, TRILLBILLIES, AND WTF TO NAME A FEW. HE JUST RELEASED HIS FIRST SPECIAL “TESTIFY” TO RAVE REVIEWS. HE NOW RESIDES IN LOS ANGELES WITH HIS DOPE LITTLE FAMILY UNTIL HE CAN QUIT AND GROW OLD.

    Billy Wayne Davis
    Fri 1/9 - 8:00pm

    Jono Zalay

    at Velveeta Room

    _DOORS OPEN 7:30&9:30p. PLEASE NOTE, we do not offer ticket refunds. Only credit for future shows._ And don't forget to "Like" us on Facebook for heads up on secret shows, special guests and 2-for-1 ticket codes!

    Jono Zalay
    Fri 1/9 - 10:00pm

    Austin All-Stars!

    at Velveeta Room

    _DOORS OPEN 9:30p. PLEASE NOTE, we do not offer ticket refunds. Only credit for future shows._ And don't forget to "Like" us on Facebook for heads up on secret shows, special guests and 2-for-1 ticket codes!

    Austin All-Stars!
    Sat 1/10 - 8:00pm

    Jono Zalay

    at Velveeta Room

    _DOORS OPEN 7:30&9:30p. PLEASE NOTE, we do not offer ticket refunds. Only credit for future shows._ And don't forget to "Like" us on Facebook for heads up on secret shows, special guests and 2-for-1 ticket codes!

    Jono Zalay