Velveeta Room

Upcoming Events

Wed 6/18 - 9:00pm
Ladies Night!
at Velveeta Room
THE LADIES NIGHT COMEDY SHOW IS A LIVE, ADULTS-ONLY SHOWCASE EVERY WEDNESDAY AT 9:00 FEATURING LOCAL AND NATIONALLY-TOURING COMICS AT THE ICONIC VELVEETA ROOM, AUSTIN'S LONGEST-RUNNING COMEDY CLUB. FULL BAR, WITH INDOOR SEATING! TICKETS: TICKETS MAY BE PURCHASED ONLINE THROUGH EVENTBRITE OR AT THE DOOR ON THE NIGHT OF THE SHOW. ADMISSION IS $10. LARGE GROUP PACKAGES: DISCOUNTED TICKET PACKAGES ARE AVAILABLE FOR GROUPS OF 15 OR MORE. EMAIL IZZYBURGERCOMEDY@GMAIL.COM OR @DANCEFORGRANDMA ON IG FOR INQUIRIES.

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Thu 6/19 - 8:30pm
Austin All-Stars!
at Velveeta Room
THE AUSTIN COMEDY SCENE IS EXPLODING, WITH COMEDIANS FROM ALL OVER THE NATION FLOCKING TO OUR CITY. THE VELV IS THE LONGEST-RUNNING COMEDY CLUB IN TOWN, SHOWCASING THE BEST COMICS AUSTIN HAS TO OFFER FOR OVER 37 YEARS! EVERY THURSDAY AT 8:30 WE ASSEMBLE AN ALL-STAR GROUP OF COMICS THAT YOU'VE SEEN ON SXSW, THE MOONTOWER COMEDY FESTIVAL, AND MORE! THESE LINEUPS HAVE BEEN CAREFULLY CURATED, FEATURING A GOOD MIX OF ESTABLISHED HEADLINERS AND THE HOTTEST UP-AND-COMING COMICS IN TOWN. WITH THE LATEST UPTICK OF FAMOUS COMICS MOVING TO AUSTIN, YOU NEVER KNOW WHO MAY DROP IN UNANNOUNCED! THE VELVEETA ROOM HAS BEEN A CONSTANT PRESENCE IN THE LOCAL COMEDY SCENE, HELPING FOSTER TALENT FOR NEARLY FOUR DECADES. IN A RAPIDLY CHANGING CITY, WE EMBRACE THE NEW TALENT THAT HAS EMERGED HERE, WHILE STILL PROUDLY REMAINING A SYMBOL OF OLD AUSTIN. COME START YOUR WEEKEND A LITTLE EARLY AT THE VELV!

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Fri 6/20 - 8:00pm
Carlton Wilcoxson
at Velveeta Room
CARLTON WILCOXSON IS A STAND-UP COMEDIAN, ACTOR, AND ASPIRING PLAYBOY IN AUSTIN, TEXAS. SINCE HE STARTED COMEDY IN 2016, HE HAS REGULARLY OPENED FOR HEADLINERS ACROSS THE COUNTRY AND HOSTS MULTIPLE POPULAR SHOWS OF HIS OWN; SUCH AS THE LONG-RUNNING WEEKLY SHOW BUZZKILL AT THE BUZZ MILL AND THE CONSISTENTLY SOLD-OUT MONTHLY SHOW STONED VS. DRUNK VS. SOBER. HE'S PERFORMED FOR SXSW, AND JFL MOONTOWER COMEDY FESTIVAL, BUT YOU CAN CATCH HIM ON THE BASKETBALL COURTS, STILL TRYING TO MAKE HIS HOOP DREAMS HAPPEN.

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Fri 6/20 - 8:30pm
Carlton Wilcoxson
at Velveeta Room
CARLTON WILCOXSON IS A STAND-UP COMEDIAN, ACTOR, AND ASPIRING PLAYBOY IN AUSTIN, TEXAS. SINCE HE STARTED COMEDY IN 2016, HE HAS REGULARLY OPENED FOR HEADLINERS ACROSS THE COUNTRY AND HOSTS MULTIPLE POPULAR SHOWS OF HIS OWN; SUCH AS THE LONG-RUNNING WEEKLY SHOW BUZZKILL AT THE BUZZ MILL AND THE CONSISTENTLY SOLD-OUT MONTHLY SHOW STONED VS. DRUNK VS. SOBER. HE'S PERFORMED FOR SXSW, AND JFL MOONTOWER COMEDY FESTIVAL, BUT YOU CAN CATCH HIM ON THE BASKETBALL COURTS, STILL TRYING TO MAKE HIS HOOP DREAMS HAPPEN.

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Fri 6/20 - 10:00pm
Austin All-Stars!
at Velveeta Room
DOORS OPEN 9:30p. PLEASE NOTE, we do not offer ticket refunds. Only credit for future shows.

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Sat 6/21 - 8:00pm
Carlton Wilcoxson
at Velveeta Room
CARLTON WILCOXSON IS A STAND-UP COMEDIAN, ACTOR, AND ASPIRING PLAYBOY IN AUSTIN, TEXAS. SINCE HE STARTED COMEDY IN 2016, HE HAS REGULARLY OPENED FOR HEADLINERS ACROSS THE COUNTRY AND HOSTS MULTIPLE POPULAR SHOWS OF HIS OWN; SUCH AS THE LONG-RUNNING WEEKLY SHOW BUZZKILL AT THE BUZZ MILL AND THE CONSISTENTLY SOLD-OUT MONTHLY SHOW STONED VS. DRUNK VS. SOBER. HE'S PERFORMED FOR SXSW, AND JFL MOONTOWER COMEDY FESTIVAL, BUT YOU CAN CATCH HIM ON THE BASKETBALL COURTS, STILL TRYING TO MAKE HIS HOOP DREAMS HAPPEN.

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Sat 6/21 - 10:00pm
Carlton Wilcoxson
at Velveeta Room
CARLTON WILCOXSON IS A STAND-UP COMEDIAN, ACTOR, AND ASPIRING PLAYBOY IN AUSTIN, TEXAS. SINCE HE STARTED COMEDY IN 2016, HE HAS REGULARLY OPENED FOR HEADLINERS ACROSS THE COUNTRY AND HOSTS MULTIPLE POPULAR SHOWS OF HIS OWN; SUCH AS THE LONG-RUNNING WEEKLY SHOW BUZZKILL AT THE BUZZ MILL AND THE CONSISTENTLY SOLD-OUT MONTHLY SHOW STONED VS. DRUNK VS. SOBER. HE'S PERFORMED FOR SXSW, AND JFL MOONTOWER COMEDY FESTIVAL, BUT YOU CAN CATCH HIM ON THE BASKETBALL COURTS, STILL TRYING TO MAKE HIS HOOP DREAMS HAPPEN.

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Sun 6/22 - 8:00pm
Cocktails and Comedy!
at Velveeta Room
A SPEAKEASY-THEMED COMEDY SHOW, LOCATED IN A LITTLE HOLE-IN-THE-WALL ROOM IN DOWNTOWN AUSTIN! THE BEST NEW STAND-UP COMEDY SHOWCASES IN DOWNTOWN AUSTIN, IS NOW ON A SUNDAY NIGHT! GET READY FOR A FUN NIGHT OF STAND-UP COMEDY FEATURING THE BEST-RISING COMICS AND HEADLINERS IN THE COUNTRY AT THE VELV! LINEUPS HAVE INCLUDED COMEDIANS FROM DRYBAR, COMEDY CENTRAL, KILL TONY, SIRUS XM, AND NETFLIX! A CLASSY ATMOSPHERE MEETS UNFILTERED COMEDY, ACCOMPANIED BY DIM LIGHTS, AND A GREAT WAY TO START OR END AN EARLY NIGHT. THE SHOW WILL FEATURE TRAVELING COMEDIANS, LOCAL FAVORITES, AND OCCASIONAL CELEBRITY DROP-INS, THIS IS A CAN'T-MISS WAY TO CAP OFF YOUR WEEKEND! A STAND-UP COMEDY SHOWCASE FEATURING THE COUNTRY'S FUNNIEST RISING COMICS AND HEADLINERS AT THE OLDEST COMEDY CLUB IN AUSTIN! YOU'D BE A FOOL NOT TO HAVE ALREADY BOUGHT YOUR TICKETS.

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Tue 6/24 - 8:00pm
James McCann: Power Bomb!
at Velveeta Room
JAMES DONALD FORBES MCCANN IS ONE OF THE MOST EXCITING COMEDIANS IN AUSTIN. COME SEE HIM WORK ON HIS NEWEST MATERIAL, ALONG WITH SOME OF HIS FUNNIEST FRIENDS!

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Wed 6/25 - 9:00pm
Ladies Night!
at Velveeta Room
THE LADIES NIGHT COMEDY SHOW IS A LIVE, ADULTS-ONLY SHOWCASE EVERY WEDNESDAY AT 9:00 FEATURING LOCAL AND NATIONALLY-TOURING COMICS AT THE ICONIC VELVEETA ROOM, AUSTIN'S LONGEST-RUNNING COMEDY CLUB. FULL BAR, WITH INDOOR SEATING! TICKETS: TICKETS MAY BE PURCHASED ONLINE THROUGH EVENTBRITE OR AT THE DOOR ON THE NIGHT OF THE SHOW. ADMISSION IS $10. LARGE GROUP PACKAGES: DISCOUNTED TICKET PACKAGES ARE AVAILABLE FOR GROUPS OF 15 OR MORE. EMAIL IZZYBURGERCOMEDY@GMAIL.COM OR @DANCEFORGRANDMA ON IG FOR INQUIRIES.

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Thu 6/26 - 8:30pm
Austin All-Stars!
at Velveeta Room
THE AUSTIN COMEDY SCENE IS EXPLODING, WITH COMEDIANS FROM ALL OVER THE NATION FLOCKING TO OUR CITY. THE VELV IS THE LONGEST-RUNNING COMEDY CLUB IN TOWN, SHOWCASING THE BEST COMICS AUSTIN HAS TO OFFER FOR OVER 37 YEARS! EVERY THURSDAY AT 8:30 WE ASSEMBLE AN ALL-STAR GROUP OF COMICS THAT YOU'VE SEEN ON SXSW, THE MOONTOWER COMEDY FESTIVAL, AND MORE! THESE LINEUPS HAVE BEEN CAREFULLY CURATED, FEATURING A GOOD MIX OF ESTABLISHED HEADLINERS AND THE HOTTEST UP-AND-COMING COMICS IN TOWN. WITH THE LATEST UPTICK OF FAMOUS COMICS MOVING TO AUSTIN, YOU NEVER KNOW WHO MAY DROP IN UNANNOUNCED! THE VELVEETA ROOM HAS BEEN A CONSTANT PRESENCE IN THE LOCAL COMEDY SCENE, HELPING FOSTER TALENT FOR NEARLY FOUR DECADES. IN A RAPIDLY CHANGING CITY, WE EMBRACE THE NEW TALENT THAT HAS EMERGED HERE, WHILE STILL PROUDLY REMAINING A SYMBOL OF OLD AUSTIN. COME START YOUR WEEKEND A LITTLE EARLY AT THE VELV!

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Fri 6/27 - 8:00pm
Johnny Taylor
at Velveeta Room
JOHNNY TAYLOR JR. IS AN AMERICAN COMEDIAN, ACTOR, AND PODCASTER KNOWN FOR HIS RAZOR-SHARP WIT, COMPELLING STORYTELLING, AND DYNAMIC PERFORMANCES ACROSS MULTIPLE MEDIUMS. HAILING FROM SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA, JOHNNY HAS MADE A NAME FOR HIMSELF IN THE COMEDY WORLD, PERFORMING AT PRESTIGIOUS FESTIVALS LIKE SF SKETCHFEST, THE ALTERCATION COMEDY FESTIVAL, AND THE ASHEVILLE COMEDY FESTIVAL. JOHNNY'S DEBUT COMEDY ALBUM TANGLED UP IN PLAID GARNERED SIGNIFICANT ATTENTION ON THE ITUNES CHARTS, AND HIS SOPHOMORE RELEASE, BUMMIN' WITH THE DEVIL, SOARED TO #1 ON BOTH AMAZON AND ITUNES, CEMENTING HIS STATUS AS A RISING STAR. HE REGULARLY TOURS WITH COMEDY LEGEND BRIAN POSEHN AND MAKES FREQUENT APPEARANCES ON DOUG BENSON'S DOUG LOVES MOVIES PODCAST. BEYOND STAND-UP, JOHNNY HAS SHOWCASED HIS TALENTS AS AN ACTOR, BRINGING DEPTH AND HUMOR TO EVERY ROLE HE TAKES ON. WHETHER IN INDEPENDENT FILMS OR LIVE PERFORMANCES, HIS PRESENCE ON SCREEN REFLECTS THE SAME SHARP COMEDIC SENSIBILITY THAT DRIVES HIS STAND-UP. AS A POD-CASTER, JOHNNY CO-HOSTS THE AEW-SOME POD, A POPULAR WRESTLING PODCAST THAT COMBINES HIS LOVE FOR PRO WRESTLING WITH COMEDY. A VERSATILE PERFORMER WITH AN EYE FOR BOTH HUMOR AND NARRATIVE, JOHNNY ALSO TEACHES STORYTELLING CLASSES AT THE PUNCH LINE IN SACRAMENTO, SHARING HIS EXPERTISE WITH ASPIRING COMICS. WITH A CAREER SPANNING COMEDY CLUBS, THEATERS, PODCASTS, AND ACTING ROLES, JOHNNY TAYLOR JR. CONTINUES TO PUSH CREATIVE BOUNDARIES AND CAPTIVATE AUDIENCES ACROSS THE BOARD.

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Fri 6/27 - 10:00pm
Shameless Comedy
at Velveeta Room
DOORS OPEN 9:30p. PLEASE NOTE, we do not offer ticket refunds. Only credit for future shows.

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Sat 6/28 - 8:00pm
Johnny Taylor
at Velveeta Room
JOHNNY TAYLOR JR. IS AN AMERICAN COMEDIAN, ACTOR, AND PODCASTER KNOWN FOR HIS RAZOR-SHARP WIT, COMPELLING STORYTELLING, AND DYNAMIC PERFORMANCES ACROSS MULTIPLE MEDIUMS. HAILING FROM SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA, JOHNNY HAS MADE A NAME FOR HIMSELF IN THE COMEDY WORLD, PERFORMING AT PRESTIGIOUS FESTIVALS LIKE SF SKETCHFEST, THE ALTERCATION COMEDY FESTIVAL, AND THE ASHEVILLE COMEDY FESTIVAL. JOHNNY'S DEBUT COMEDY ALBUM TANGLED UP IN PLAID GARNERED SIGNIFICANT ATTENTION ON THE ITUNES CHARTS, AND HIS SOPHOMORE RELEASE, BUMMIN' WITH THE DEVIL, SOARED TO #1 ON BOTH AMAZON AND ITUNES, CEMENTING HIS STATUS AS A RISING STAR. HE REGULARLY TOURS WITH COMEDY LEGEND BRIAN POSEHN AND MAKES FREQUENT APPEARANCES ON DOUG BENSON'S DOUG LOVES MOVIES PODCAST. BEYOND STAND-UP, JOHNNY HAS SHOWCASED HIS TALENTS AS AN ACTOR, BRINGING DEPTH AND HUMOR TO EVERY ROLE HE TAKES ON. WHETHER IN INDEPENDENT FILMS OR LIVE PERFORMANCES, HIS PRESENCE ON SCREEN REFLECTS THE SAME SHARP COMEDIC SENSIBILITY THAT DRIVES HIS STAND-UP. AS A POD-CASTER, JOHNNY CO-HOSTS THE AEW-SOME POD, A POPULAR WRESTLING PODCAST THAT COMBINES HIS LOVE FOR PRO WRESTLING WITH COMEDY. A VERSATILE PERFORMER WITH AN EYE FOR BOTH HUMOR AND NARRATIVE, JOHNNY ALSO TEACHES STORYTELLING CLASSES AT THE PUNCH LINE IN SACRAMENTO, SHARING HIS EXPERTISE WITH ASPIRING COMICS. WITH A CAREER SPANNING COMEDY CLUBS, THEATERS, PODCASTS, AND ACTING ROLES, JOHNNY TAYLOR JR. CONTINUES TO PUSH CREATIVE BOUNDARIES AND CAPTIVATE AUDIENCES ACROSS THE BOARD.

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Sat 6/28 - 10:00pm
Johnny Taylor
at Velveeta Room
JOHNNY TAYLOR JR. IS AN AMERICAN COMEDIAN, ACTOR, AND PODCASTER KNOWN FOR HIS RAZOR-SHARP WIT, COMPELLING STORYTELLING, AND DYNAMIC PERFORMANCES ACROSS MULTIPLE MEDIUMS. HAILING FROM SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA, JOHNNY HAS MADE A NAME FOR HIMSELF IN THE COMEDY WORLD, PERFORMING AT PRESTIGIOUS FESTIVALS LIKE SF SKETCHFEST, THE ALTERCATION COMEDY FESTIVAL, AND THE ASHEVILLE COMEDY FESTIVAL. JOHNNY'S DEBUT COMEDY ALBUM TANGLED UP IN PLAID GARNERED SIGNIFICANT ATTENTION ON THE ITUNES CHARTS, AND HIS SOPHOMORE RELEASE, BUMMIN' WITH THE DEVIL, SOARED TO #1 ON BOTH AMAZON AND ITUNES, CEMENTING HIS STATUS AS A RISING STAR. HE REGULARLY TOURS WITH COMEDY LEGEND BRIAN POSEHN AND MAKES FREQUENT APPEARANCES ON DOUG BENSON'S DOUG LOVES MOVIES PODCAST. BEYOND STAND-UP, JOHNNY HAS SHOWCASED HIS TALENTS AS AN ACTOR, BRINGING DEPTH AND HUMOR TO EVERY ROLE HE TAKES ON. WHETHER IN INDEPENDENT FILMS OR LIVE PERFORMANCES, HIS PRESENCE ON SCREEN REFLECTS THE SAME SHARP COMEDIC SENSIBILITY THAT DRIVES HIS STAND-UP. AS A POD-CASTER, JOHNNY CO-HOSTS THE AEW-SOME POD, A POPULAR WRESTLING PODCAST THAT COMBINES HIS LOVE FOR PRO WRESTLING WITH COMEDY. A VERSATILE PERFORMER WITH AN EYE FOR BOTH HUMOR AND NARRATIVE, JOHNNY ALSO TEACHES STORYTELLING CLASSES AT THE PUNCH LINE IN SACRAMENTO, SHARING HIS EXPERTISE WITH ASPIRING COMICS. WITH A CAREER SPANNING COMEDY CLUBS, THEATERS, PODCASTS, AND ACTING ROLES, JOHNNY TAYLOR JR. CONTINUES TO PUSH CREATIVE BOUNDARIES AND CAPTIVATE AUDIENCES ACROSS THE BOARD.

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Sun 6/29 - 8:00pm
Cocktails and Comedy!
at Velveeta Room
A SPEAKEASY-THEMED COMEDY SHOW, LOCATED IN A LITTLE HOLE-IN-THE-WALL ROOM IN DOWNTOWN AUSTIN! THE BEST NEW STAND-UP COMEDY SHOWCASES IN DOWNTOWN AUSTIN, IS NOW ON A SUNDAY NIGHT! GET READY FOR A FUN NIGHT OF STAND-UP COMEDY FEATURING THE BEST-RISING COMICS AND HEADLINERS IN THE COUNTRY AT THE VELV! LINEUPS HAVE INCLUDED COMEDIANS FROM DRYBAR, COMEDY CENTRAL, KILL TONY, SIRUS XM, AND NETFLIX! A CLASSY ATMOSPHERE MEETS UNFILTERED COMEDY, ACCOMPANIED BY DIM LIGHTS, AND A GREAT WAY TO START OR END AN EARLY NIGHT. THE SHOW WILL FEATURE TRAVELING COMEDIANS, LOCAL FAVORITES, AND OCCASIONAL CELEBRITY DROP-INS, THIS IS A CAN'T-MISS WAY TO CAP OFF YOUR WEEKEND! A STAND-UP COMEDY SHOWCASE FEATURING THE COUNTRY'S FUNNIEST RISING COMICS AND HEADLINERS AT THE OLDEST COMEDY CLUB IN AUSTIN! YOU'D BE A FOOL NOT TO HAVE ALREADY BOUGHT YOUR TICKETS.

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Wed 7/2 - 9:00pm
Ladies Night!
at Velveeta Room
THE LADIES NIGHT COMEDY SHOW IS A LIVE, ADULTS-ONLY SHOWCASE EVERY WEDNESDAY AT 9:00 FEATURING LOCAL AND NATIONALLY-TOURING COMICS AT THE ICONIC VELVEETA ROOM, AUSTIN'S LONGEST-RUNNING COMEDY CLUB. FULL BAR, WITH INDOOR SEATING! TICKETS: TICKETS MAY BE PURCHASED ONLINE THROUGH EVENTBRITE OR AT THE DOOR ON THE NIGHT OF THE SHOW. ADMISSION IS $10. LARGE GROUP PACKAGES: DISCOUNTED TICKET PACKAGES ARE AVAILABLE FOR GROUPS OF 15 OR MORE. EMAIL IZZYBURGERCOMEDY@GMAIL.COM OR @DANCEFORGRANDMA ON IG FOR INQUIRIES.

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Thu 7/3 - 8:30pm
Austin All-Stars!
at Velveeta Room
THE AUSTIN COMEDY SCENE IS EXPLODING, WITH COMEDIANS FROM ALL OVER THE NATION FLOCKING TO OUR CITY. THE VELV IS THE LONGEST-RUNNING COMEDY CLUB IN TOWN, SHOWCASING THE BEST COMICS AUSTIN HAS TO OFFER FOR OVER 37 YEARS! EVERY THURSDAY AT 8:30 WE ASSEMBLE AN ALL-STAR GROUP OF COMICS THAT YOU'VE SEEN ON SXSW, THE MOONTOWER COMEDY FESTIVAL, AND MORE! THESE LINEUPS HAVE BEEN CAREFULLY CURATED, FEATURING A GOOD MIX OF ESTABLISHED HEADLINERS AND THE HOTTEST UP-AND-COMING COMICS IN TOWN. WITH THE LATEST UPTICK OF FAMOUS COMICS MOVING TO AUSTIN, YOU NEVER KNOW WHO MAY DROP IN UNANNOUNCED! THE VELVEETA ROOM HAS BEEN A CONSTANT PRESENCE IN THE LOCAL COMEDY SCENE, HELPING FOSTER TALENT FOR NEARLY FOUR DECADES. IN A RAPIDLY CHANGING CITY, WE EMBRACE THE NEW TALENT THAT HAS EMERGED HERE, WHILE STILL PROUDLY REMAINING A SYMBOL OF OLD AUSTIN. COME START YOUR WEEKEND A LITTLE EARLY AT THE VELV!

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Sat 7/5 - 8:00pm
Austin All-Stars!
at Velveeta Room
THE AUSTIN COMEDY SCENE IS EXPLODING, WITH COMEDIANS FROM ALL OVER THE NATION FLOCKING TO OUR CITY. THE VELV IS THE LONGEST-RUNNING COMEDY CLUB IN TOWN, SHOWCASING THE BEST COMICS AUSTIN HAS TO OFFER FOR OVER 37 YEARS! WE'VE ASSEMBLED AN ALL-STAR GROUP OF COMICS THAT YOU'VE SEEN ON SXSW, THE MOONTOWER COMEDY FESTIVAL, AND MORE! THESE LINEUPS HAVE BEEN CAREFULLY CURATED, FEATURING A GOOD MIX OF ESTABLISHED HEADLINERS AND THE HOTTEST UP-AND-COMING COMICS IN TOWN. WITH THE LATEST UPTICK OF FAMOUS COMICS MOVING TO AUSTIN, YOU NEVER KNOW WHO MAY DROP IN UNANNOUNCED! THE VELVEETA ROOM HAS BEEN A CONSTANT PRESENCE IN THE LOCAL COMEDY SCENE, HELPING FOSTER TALENT FOR NEARLY FOUR DECADES. IN A RAPIDLY CHANGING CITY, WE EMBRACE THE NEW TALENT THAT HAS EMERGED HERE, WHILE STILL PROUDLY REMAINING A SYMBOL OF OLD AUSTIN. COME HANG!

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Sat 7/5 - 10:00pm
Austin All-Stars!
at Velveeta Room
THE AUSTIN COMEDY SCENE IS EXPLODING, WITH COMEDIANS FROM ALL OVER THE NATION FLOCKING TO OUR CITY. THE VELV IS THE LONGEST-RUNNING COMEDY CLUB IN TOWN, SHOWCASING THE BEST COMICS AUSTIN HAS TO OFFER FOR OVER 37 YEARS! WE'VE ASSEMBLED AN ALL-STAR GROUP OF COMICS THAT YOU'VE SEEN ON SXSW, THE MOONTOWER COMEDY FESTIVAL, AND MORE! THESE LINEUPS HAVE BEEN CAREFULLY CURATED, FEATURING A GOOD MIX OF ESTABLISHED HEADLINERS AND THE HOTTEST UP-AND-COMING COMICS IN TOWN. WITH THE LATEST UPTICK OF FAMOUS COMICS MOVING TO AUSTIN, YOU NEVER KNOW WHO MAY DROP IN UNANNOUNCED! THE VELVEETA ROOM HAS BEEN A CONSTANT PRESENCE IN THE LOCAL COMEDY SCENE, HELPING FOSTER TALENT FOR NEARLY FOUR DECADES. IN A RAPIDLY CHANGING CITY, WE EMBRACE THE NEW TALENT THAT HAS EMERGED HERE, WHILE STILL PROUDLY REMAINING A SYMBOL OF OLD AUSTIN. COME HANG!

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Mon 7/7 - 8:00pm
Shit’s Golden
at Velveeta Room
DOORS OPEN 7:30p. PLEASE NOTE, we do not offer ticket refunds. Only credit for future shows.

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Wed 7/9 - 9:00pm
Ladies Night!
at Velveeta Room
THE LADIES NIGHT COMEDY SHOW IS A LIVE, ADULTS-ONLY SHOWCASE EVERY WEDNESDAY AT 9:00 FEATURING LOCAL AND NATIONALLY-TOURING COMICS AT THE ICONIC VELVEETA ROOM, AUSTIN'S LONGEST-RUNNING COMEDY CLUB. FULL BAR, WITH INDOOR SEATING! TICKETS: TICKETS MAY BE PURCHASED ONLINE THROUGH EVENTBRITE OR AT THE DOOR ON THE NIGHT OF THE SHOW. ADMISSION IS $10. LARGE GROUP PACKAGES: DISCOUNTED TICKET PACKAGES ARE AVAILABLE FOR GROUPS OF 15 OR MORE. EMAIL IZZYBURGERCOMEDY@GMAIL.COM OR @DANCEFORGRANDMA ON IG FOR INQUIRIES.

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Thu 7/10 - 8:30pm
Austin All-Stars!
at Velveeta Room
THE AUSTIN COMEDY SCENE IS EXPLODING, WITH COMEDIANS FROM ALL OVER THE NATION FLOCKING TO OUR CITY. THE VELV IS THE LONGEST-RUNNING COMEDY CLUB IN TOWN, SHOWCASING THE BEST COMICS AUSTIN HAS TO OFFER FOR OVER 37 YEARS! EVERY THURSDAY AT 8:30 WE ASSEMBLE AN ALL-STAR GROUP OF COMICS THAT YOU'VE SEEN ON SXSW, THE MOONTOWER COMEDY FESTIVAL, AND MORE! THESE LINEUPS HAVE BEEN CAREFULLY CURATED, FEATURING A GOOD MIX OF ESTABLISHED HEADLINERS AND THE HOTTEST UP-AND-COMING COMICS IN TOWN. WITH THE LATEST UPTICK OF FAMOUS COMICS MOVING TO AUSTIN, YOU NEVER KNOW WHO MAY DROP IN UNANNOUNCED! THE VELVEETA ROOM HAS BEEN A CONSTANT PRESENCE IN THE LOCAL COMEDY SCENE, HELPING FOSTER TALENT FOR NEARLY FOUR DECADES. IN A RAPIDLY CHANGING CITY, WE EMBRACE THE NEW TALENT THAT HAS EMERGED HERE, WHILE STILL PROUDLY REMAINING A SYMBOL OF OLD AUSTIN. COME START YOUR WEEKEND A LITTLE EARLY AT THE VELV!

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Fri 7/11 - 8:00pm
Angelina Martin
at Velveeta Room
ANGELINA MARTIN IS AN AUSTIN BASED COMEDIAN WHO HAS APPEARED ON COMEDY CENTRAL. HER STAND-UP HAS LANDED HER ON MOONTOWER COMEDY FESTIVAL, COME AND TAKE IT FESTIVAL, OUT OF BOUNDS COMEDY FESTIVAL, AND AUSTIN SKETCHFEST. SHE HAS OPENED FOR SUCH STAND-UP GREATS AS TODD BARRY, SEAN PATTON, JACKIE KASHIAN, PAT DEAN, JOE MANDE, AND MARY LYNN RAJSKUB, AND HAS BEEN FEATURED IN BUZZFEED, THE AUSTIN CHRONICLE, AUSTIN MONTHLY MAGAZINE, AND AUSTINVOYAGE MAGAZINE. YOU CAN FREQUENTLY FIND HER HOSTING HER NUMEROUS POPULAR SHOWS SUCH AS BUZZKILL AT THE BUZZ MILL, SLIDE IN THE DMS, AND HIGH PRIESTESS ATX. SHE IS ALSO A PUBLISHED POET AND AN OKAY TENNIS PLAYER.

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Fri 7/11 - 10:00pm
Jimmy Moynihan and Friends!
at Velveeta Room
DOORS OPEN 9:30p. PLEASE NOTE, we do not offer ticket refunds. Only credit for future shows.

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Sat 7/12 - 8:00pm
Angelina Martin
at Velveeta Room
ANGELINA MARTIN IS AN AUSTIN BASED COMEDIAN WHO HAS APPEARED ON COMEDY CENTRAL. HER STAND-UP HAS LANDED HER ON MOONTOWER COMEDY FESTIVAL, COME AND TAKE IT FESTIVAL, OUT OF BOUNDS COMEDY FESTIVAL, AND AUSTIN SKETCHFEST. SHE HAS OPENED FOR SUCH STAND-UP GREATS AS TODD BARRY, SEAN PATTON, JACKIE KASHIAN, PAT DEAN, JOE MANDE, AND MARY LYNN RAJSKUB, AND HAS BEEN FEATURED IN BUZZFEED, THE AUSTIN CHRONICLE, AUSTIN MONTHLY MAGAZINE, AND AUSTINVOYAGE MAGAZINE. YOU CAN FREQUENTLY FIND HER HOSTING HER NUMEROUS POPULAR SHOWS SUCH AS BUZZKILL AT THE BUZZ MILL, SLIDE IN THE DMS, AND HIGH PRIESTESS ATX. SHE IS ALSO A PUBLISHED POET AND AN OKAY TENNIS PLAYER.

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Sat 7/12 - 10:00pm
Angelina Martin
at Velveeta Room
ANGELINA MARTIN IS AN AUSTIN BASED COMEDIAN WHO HAS APPEARED ON COMEDY CENTRAL. HER STAND-UP HAS LANDED HER ON MOONTOWER COMEDY FESTIVAL, COME AND TAKE IT FESTIVAL, OUT OF BOUNDS COMEDY FESTIVAL, AND AUSTIN SKETCHFEST. SHE HAS OPENED FOR SUCH STAND-UP GREATS AS TODD BARRY, SEAN PATTON, JACKIE KASHIAN, PAT DEAN, JOE MANDE, AND MARY LYNN RAJSKUB, AND HAS BEEN FEATURED IN BUZZFEED, THE AUSTIN CHRONICLE, AUSTIN MONTHLY MAGAZINE, AND AUSTINVOYAGE MAGAZINE. YOU CAN FREQUENTLY FIND HER HOSTING HER NUMEROUS POPULAR SHOWS SUCH AS BUZZKILL AT THE BUZZ MILL, SLIDE IN THE DMS, AND HIGH PRIESTESS ATX. SHE IS ALSO A PUBLISHED POET AND AN OKAY TENNIS PLAYER.

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Wed 7/16 - 9:00pm
Ladies Night!
at Velveeta Room
THE LADIES NIGHT COMEDY SHOW IS A LIVE, ADULTS-ONLY SHOWCASE EVERY WEDNESDAY AT 9:00 FEATURING LOCAL AND NATIONALLY-TOURING COMICS AT THE ICONIC VELVEETA ROOM, AUSTIN'S LONGEST-RUNNING COMEDY CLUB. FULL BAR, WITH INDOOR SEATING! TICKETS: TICKETS MAY BE PURCHASED ONLINE THROUGH EVENTBRITE OR AT THE DOOR ON THE NIGHT OF THE SHOW. ADMISSION IS $10. LARGE GROUP PACKAGES: DISCOUNTED TICKET PACKAGES ARE AVAILABLE FOR GROUPS OF 15 OR MORE. EMAIL IZZYBURGERCOMEDY@GMAIL.COM OR @DANCEFORGRANDMA ON IG FOR INQUIRIES.

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Thu 7/17 - 8:30pm
Austin All-Stars!
at Velveeta Room
THE AUSTIN COMEDY SCENE IS EXPLODING, WITH COMEDIANS FROM ALL OVER THE NATION FLOCKING TO OUR CITY. THE VELV IS THE LONGEST-RUNNING COMEDY CLUB IN TOWN, SHOWCASING THE BEST COMICS AUSTIN HAS TO OFFER FOR OVER 37 YEARS! EVERY THURSDAY AT 8:30 WE ASSEMBLE AN ALL-STAR GROUP OF COMICS THAT YOU'VE SEEN ON SXSW, THE MOONTOWER COMEDY FESTIVAL, AND MORE! THESE LINEUPS HAVE BEEN CAREFULLY CURATED, FEATURING A GOOD MIX OF ESTABLISHED HEADLINERS AND THE HOTTEST UP-AND-COMING COMICS IN TOWN. WITH THE LATEST UPTICK OF FAMOUS COMICS MOVING TO AUSTIN, YOU NEVER KNOW WHO MAY DROP IN UNANNOUNCED! THE VELVEETA ROOM HAS BEEN A CONSTANT PRESENCE IN THE LOCAL COMEDY SCENE, HELPING FOSTER TALENT FOR NEARLY FOUR DECADES. IN A RAPIDLY CHANGING CITY, WE EMBRACE THE NEW TALENT THAT HAS EMERGED HERE, WHILE STILL PROUDLY REMAINING A SYMBOL OF OLD AUSTIN. COME START YOUR WEEKEND A LITTLE EARLY AT THE VELV!

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Fri 7/18 - 8:00pm
Austin All-Stars
at Velveeta Room
THE AUSTIN COMEDY SCENE IS EXPLODING, WITH COMEDIANS FROM ALL OVER THE NATION FLOCKING TO OUR CITY. THE VELV IS THE LONGEST-RUNNING COMEDY CLUB IN TOWN, SHOWCASING THE BEST COMICS AUSTIN HAS TO OFFER FOR OVER 37 YEARS! WE'VE ASSEMBLED AN ALL-STAR GROUP OF COMICS THAT YOU'VE SEEN ON SXSW, THE MOONTOWER COMEDY FESTIVAL, AND MORE! THESE LINEUPS HAVE BEEN CAREFULLY CURATED, FEATURING A GOOD MIX OF ESTABLISHED HEADLINERS AND THE HOTTEST UP-AND-COMING COMICS IN TOWN. WITH THE LATEST UPTICK OF FAMOUS COMICS MOVING TO AUSTIN, YOU NEVER KNOW WHO MAY DROP IN UNANNOUNCED! THE VELVEETA ROOM HAS BEEN A CONSTANT PRESENCE IN THE LOCAL COMEDY SCENE, HELPING FOSTER TALENT FOR NEARLY FOUR DECADES. IN A RAPIDLY CHANGING CITY, WE EMBRACE THE NEW TALENT THAT HAS EMERGED HERE, WHILE STILL PROUDLY REMAINING A SYMBOL OF OLD AUSTIN. COME HANG!

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Fri 7/18 - 10:00pm
Austin All-Stars
at Velveeta Room
THE AUSTIN COMEDY SCENE IS EXPLODING, WITH COMEDIANS FROM ALL OVER THE NATION FLOCKING TO OUR CITY. THE VELV IS THE LONGEST-RUNNING COMEDY CLUB IN TOWN, SHOWCASING THE BEST COMICS AUSTIN HAS TO OFFER FOR OVER 37 YEARS! WE'VE ASSEMBLED AN ALL-STAR GROUP OF COMICS THAT YOU'VE SEEN ON SXSW, THE MOONTOWER COMEDY FESTIVAL, AND MORE! THESE LINEUPS HAVE BEEN CAREFULLY CURATED, FEATURING A GOOD MIX OF ESTABLISHED HEADLINERS AND THE HOTTEST UP-AND-COMING COMICS IN TOWN. WITH THE LATEST UPTICK OF FAMOUS COMICS MOVING TO AUSTIN, YOU NEVER KNOW WHO MAY DROP IN UNANNOUNCED! THE VELVEETA ROOM HAS BEEN A CONSTANT PRESENCE IN THE LOCAL COMEDY SCENE, HELPING FOSTER TALENT FOR NEARLY FOUR DECADES. IN A RAPIDLY CHANGING CITY, WE EMBRACE THE NEW TALENT THAT HAS EMERGED HERE, WHILE STILL PROUDLY REMAINING A SYMBOL OF OLD AUSTIN. COME HANG!

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Sat 7/19 - 8:00pm
Comedy Clinic
at Velveeta Room
DOORS OPEN 7:30p. PLEASE NOTE, we do not offer ticket refunds. Only credit for future shows.

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Sat 7/19 - 10:00pm
Saturday Night Laughs!
at Velveeta Room
DOORS OPEN 9:30p. PLEASE NOTE, we do not offer ticket refunds. Only credit for future shows.

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Wed 7/23 - 9:00pm
Ladies Night!
at Velveeta Room
THE LADIES NIGHT COMEDY SHOW IS A LIVE, ADULTS-ONLY SHOWCASE EVERY WEDNESDAY AT 9:00 FEATURING LOCAL AND NATIONALLY-TOURING COMICS AT THE ICONIC VELVEETA ROOM, AUSTIN'S LONGEST-RUNNING COMEDY CLUB. FULL BAR, WITH INDOOR SEATING! TICKETS: TICKETS MAY BE PURCHASED ONLINE THROUGH EVENTBRITE OR AT THE DOOR ON THE NIGHT OF THE SHOW. ADMISSION IS $10. LARGE GROUP PACKAGES: DISCOUNTED TICKET PACKAGES ARE AVAILABLE FOR GROUPS OF 15 OR MORE. EMAIL IZZYBURGERCOMEDY@GMAIL.COM OR @DANCEFORGRANDMA ON IG FOR INQUIRIES.

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Thu 7/24 - 8:30pm
All-Star Weekend!
at Velveeta Room
THE AUSTIN COMEDY SCENE IS BOOMING - AND THE VELV HAS BEEN AT ITS CENTER FOR OVER 37 YEARS. WE'RE CELEBRATING ALL-STAR WEEKEND WITH THE BEST THIS TOWN HAS TO OFFER, FEATURING COMICS FROM SXSW, MOONTOWER COMEDY FESTIVAL, AND MORE! 5 SHOWS, 5 DIFFERENT LINEUPS, WITH ALL HITS, NO SKIPS!

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Fri 7/25 - 8:00pm
All-Star Weekend!
at Velveeta Room
THE AUSTIN COMEDY SCENE IS BOOMING - AND THE VELV HAS BEEN AT ITS CENTER FOR OVER 37 YEARS. WE'RE CELEBRATING ALL-STAR WEEKEND WITH THE BEST THIS TOWN HAS TO OFFER, FEATURING COMICS FROM SXSW, MOONTOWER COMEDY FESTIVAL, AND MORE! 5 SHOWS, 5 DIFFERENT LINEUPS, WITH ALL HITS, NO SKIPS!

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Fri 7/25 - 10:00pm
All-Star Weekend!
at Velveeta Room
THE AUSTIN COMEDY SCENE IS BOOMING - AND THE VELV HAS BEEN AT ITS CENTER FOR OVER 37 YEARS. WE'RE CELEBRATING ALL-STAR WEEKEND WITH THE BEST THIS TOWN HAS TO OFFER, FEATURING COMICS FROM SXSW, MOONTOWER COMEDY FESTIVAL, AND MORE! 5 SHOWS, 5 DIFFERENT LINEUPS, WITH ALL HITS, NO SKIPS!

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Sat 7/26 - 8:00pm
All-Star Weekend!
at Velveeta Room
THE AUSTIN COMEDY SCENE IS BOOMING - AND THE VELV HAS BEEN AT ITS CENTER FOR OVER 37 YEARS. WE'RE CELEBRATING ALL-STAR WEEKEND WITH THE BEST THIS TOWN HAS TO OFFER, FEATURING COMICS FROM SXSW, MOONTOWER COMEDY FESTIVAL, AND MORE! 5 SHOWS, 5 DIFFERENT LINEUPS, WITH ALL HITS, NO SKIPS!

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Sat 7/26 - 10:00pm
All-Star Weekend!
at Velveeta Room
THE AUSTIN COMEDY SCENE IS BOOMING - AND THE VELV HAS BEEN AT ITS CENTER FOR OVER 37 YEARS. WE'RE CELEBRATING ALL-STAR WEEKEND WITH THE BEST THIS TOWN HAS TO OFFER, FEATURING COMICS FROM SXSW, MOONTOWER COMEDY FESTIVAL, AND MORE! 5 SHOWS, 5 DIFFERENT LINEUPS, WITH ALL HITS, NO SKIPS!

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Wed 7/30 - 9:00pm
Ladies Night!
at Velveeta Room
THE LADIES NIGHT COMEDY SHOW IS A LIVE, ADULTS-ONLY SHOWCASE EVERY WEDNESDAY AT 9:00 FEATURING LOCAL AND NATIONALLY-TOURING COMICS AT THE ICONIC VELVEETA ROOM, AUSTIN'S LONGEST-RUNNING COMEDY CLUB. FULL BAR, WITH INDOOR SEATING! TICKETS: TICKETS MAY BE PURCHASED ONLINE THROUGH EVENTBRITE OR AT THE DOOR ON THE NIGHT OF THE SHOW. ADMISSION IS $10. LARGE GROUP PACKAGES: DISCOUNTED TICKET PACKAGES ARE AVAILABLE FOR GROUPS OF 15 OR MORE. EMAIL IZZYBURGERCOMEDY@GMAIL.COM OR @DANCEFORGRANDMA ON IG FOR INQUIRIES.

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Thu 7/31 - 8:30pm
Austin All-Stars!
at Velveeta Room
THE AUSTIN COMEDY SCENE IS EXPLODING, WITH COMEDIANS FROM ALL OVER THE NATION FLOCKING TO OUR CITY. THE VELV IS THE LONGEST-RUNNING COMEDY CLUB IN TOWN, SHOWCASING THE BEST COMICS AUSTIN HAS TO OFFER FOR OVER 37 YEARS! EVERY THURSDAY AT 8:30 WE ASSEMBLE AN ALL-STAR GROUP OF COMICS THAT YOU'VE SEEN ON SXSW, THE MOONTOWER COMEDY FESTIVAL, AND MORE! THESE LINEUPS HAVE BEEN CAREFULLY CURATED, FEATURING A GOOD MIX OF ESTABLISHED HEADLINERS AND THE HOTTEST UP-AND-COMING COMICS IN TOWN. WITH THE LATEST UPTICK OF FAMOUS COMICS MOVING TO AUSTIN, YOU NEVER KNOW WHO MAY DROP IN UNANNOUNCED! THE VELVEETA ROOM HAS BEEN A CONSTANT PRESENCE IN THE LOCAL COMEDY SCENE, HELPING FOSTER TALENT FOR NEARLY FOUR DECADES. IN A RAPIDLY CHANGING CITY, WE EMBRACE THE NEW TALENT THAT HAS EMERGED HERE, WHILE STILL PROUDLY REMAINING A SYMBOL OF OLD AUSTIN. COME START YOUR WEEKEND A LITTLE EARLY AT THE VELV!

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Fri 8/1 - 8:00pm
Hunter Duncan
at Velveeta Room
HUNTER IS A NATIONALLY TOURING COMEDIAN, ACTOR, AND WRITER. HE HAS RELEASED TWO COMEDY CENTRAL FEATURES (2020 & 2023) AND RECENTLY RECORDED HIS NEW SPECIAL WITH DON’T TELL COMEDY IN JUNE OF 2023. HUNTER WORKS WITH NATE BARGATZE, NIKKI GLASER, PAT DEAN, KEVIN NEALON, AND MANY MORE TOP COMICS. AS AN ACTOR, HE HAS STARRED IN MULTIPLE AWARD-WINNING SHORT FILMS, AS WELL AS THE FEATURE FILMS “ULTIMATE WORLD” AND “LUCKY DOUG.” ONE TIME HUNTER WENT ON THE NATIONAL CBS SUNDAY MORNING SHOW AND HE SET THE WORLD RECORD FOR “MOST HIGH FIVES DURING THE PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE” KEVIN NEALON DESCRIBED HUNTER AS “A VERY FUNNY COMEDIAN, YOU SHOULD CHECK HIM OUT.”

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Sat 8/2 - 8:00pm
Hunter Duncan
at Velveeta Room
HUNTER IS A NATIONALLY TOURING COMEDIAN, ACTOR, AND WRITER. HE HAS RELEASED TWO COMEDY CENTRAL FEATURES (2020 & 2023) AND RECENTLY RECORDED HIS NEW SPECIAL WITH DON’T TELL COMEDY IN JUNE OF 2023. HUNTER WORKS WITH NATE BARGATZE, NIKKI GLASER, PAT DEAN, KEVIN NEALON, AND MANY MORE TOP COMICS. AS AN ACTOR, HE HAS STARRED IN MULTIPLE AWARD-WINNING SHORT FILMS, AS WELL AS THE FEATURE FILMS “ULTIMATE WORLD” AND “LUCKY DOUG.” ONE TIME HUNTER WENT ON THE NATIONAL CBS SUNDAY MORNING SHOW AND HE SET THE WORLD RECORD FOR “MOST HIGH FIVES DURING THE PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE” KEVIN NEALON DESCRIBED HUNTER AS “A VERY FUNNY COMEDIAN, YOU SHOULD CHECK HIM OUT.”

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Sat 8/2 - 10:00pm
Hunter Duncan
at Velveeta Room
HUNTER IS A NATIONALLY TOURING COMEDIAN, ACTOR, AND WRITER. HE HAS RELEASED TWO COMEDY CENTRAL FEATURES (2020 & 2023) AND RECENTLY RECORDED HIS NEW SPECIAL WITH DON’T TELL COMEDY IN JUNE OF 2023. HUNTER WORKS WITH NATE BARGATZE, NIKKI GLASER, PAT DEAN, KEVIN NEALON, AND MANY MORE TOP COMICS. AS AN ACTOR, HE HAS STARRED IN MULTIPLE AWARD-WINNING SHORT FILMS, AS WELL AS THE FEATURE FILMS “ULTIMATE WORLD” AND “LUCKY DOUG.” ONE TIME HUNTER WENT ON THE NATIONAL CBS SUNDAY MORNING SHOW AND HE SET THE WORLD RECORD FOR “MOST HIGH FIVES DURING THE PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE” KEVIN NEALON DESCRIBED HUNTER AS “A VERY FUNNY COMEDIAN, YOU SHOULD CHECK HIM OUT.”

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Thu 8/7 - 8:30pm
Austin All-Stars!
at Velveeta Room
THE AUSTIN COMEDY SCENE IS EXPLODING, WITH COMEDIANS FROM ALL OVER THE NATION FLOCKING TO OUR CITY. THE VELV IS THE LONGEST-RUNNING COMEDY CLUB IN TOWN, SHOWCASING THE BEST COMICS AUSTIN HAS TO OFFER FOR OVER 37 YEARS! EVERY THURSDAY AT 8:30 WE ASSEMBLE AN ALL-STAR GROUP OF COMICS THAT YOU'VE SEEN ON SXSW, THE MOONTOWER COMEDY FESTIVAL, AND MORE! THESE LINEUPS HAVE BEEN CAREFULLY CURATED, FEATURING A GOOD MIX OF ESTABLISHED HEADLINERS AND THE HOTTEST UP-AND-COMING COMICS IN TOWN. WITH THE LATEST UPTICK OF FAMOUS COMICS MOVING TO AUSTIN, YOU NEVER KNOW WHO MAY DROP IN UNANNOUNCED! THE VELVEETA ROOM HAS BEEN A CONSTANT PRESENCE IN THE LOCAL COMEDY SCENE, HELPING FOSTER TALENT FOR NEARLY FOUR DECADES. IN A RAPIDLY CHANGING CITY, WE EMBRACE THE NEW TALENT THAT HAS EMERGED HERE, WHILE STILL PROUDLY REMAINING A SYMBOL OF OLD AUSTIN. COME START YOUR WEEKEND A LITTLE EARLY AT THE VELV!

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Fri 8/8 - 8:00pm
Kate Willett
at Velveeta Room
KATE WILLETT IS A COMEDIAN, ACTRESS AND WRITER WHO HAS APPEARED ON THE LATE SHOW WITH STEPHEN COLBERT AND NETFLIX’S COMEDY LINEUP. SHE’S THE AUTHOR OF THE AUDIBLE ORIGINAL “DIRTBAG ANTHROPOLOGY.” SHE’S THE COHOST OF THE POLITICAL COMEDY PODCAST REPLY GUYS AND HAS WRITTEN JOKES FOR YOUR FAVORITE BOYS, BEAVIS AND BUTTHEAD. SHE’S BEEN A CORRESPONDENT FOR THE JIM JEFFERIES SHOW AT POLITICON AND A FEATURED COMIC ON VICELAND’S FLOPHOUSE. HER APPEARANCE ON COMEDY CENTRAL’S THIS IS NOT HAPPENING WAS ON SPLITSIDER’S LIST OF “BEST LATE NIGHT STANDUP SETS.” IN THE PAST, SHE TOURED WITH MARGARET CHO NATIONALLY AND INTERNATIONALLY AND HAS FEATURED WITH COMEDIANS LIKE KYLE KINANE, MARIA BAMFORD, AND GREG BEHRENDT. SHE HAS APPEARED IN THE JUST FOR LAUGHS MONTREAL COMEDY FESTIVAL, LIMESTONE COMEDY FESTIVAL, LAUGHING SKULL FESTIVAL, BIG SKY FESTIVAL, BRIDGETOWN COMEDY FESTIVAL, SAN FRANCISCO SKETCHFEST AND HIGH PLAINS. PODCAST APPEARANCES INCLUDE DOUG LOVES MOVIES, BAD FAITH, BASIC WITCHES, THE BULLSEYE, JORDAN JESSE GO! AND RISK!

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Fri 8/8 - 10:00pm
The Catholics of Comedy
at Velveeta Room
DOORS OPEN 9:30p. PLEASE NOTE, we do not offer ticket refunds. Only credit for future shows.

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Sat 8/9 - 8:00pm
Kate Willett
at Velveeta Room
KATE WILLETT IS A COMEDIAN, ACTRESS AND WRITER WHO HAS APPEARED ON THE LATE SHOW WITH STEPHEN COLBERT AND NETFLIX’S COMEDY LINEUP. SHE’S THE AUTHOR OF THE AUDIBLE ORIGINAL “DIRTBAG ANTHROPOLOGY.” SHE’S THE COHOST OF THE POLITICAL COMEDY PODCAST REPLY GUYS AND HAS WRITTEN JOKES FOR YOUR FAVORITE BOYS, BEAVIS AND BUTTHEAD. SHE’S BEEN A CORRESPONDENT FOR THE JIM JEFFERIES SHOW AT POLITICON AND A FEATURED COMIC ON VICELAND’S FLOPHOUSE. HER APPEARANCE ON COMEDY CENTRAL’S THIS IS NOT HAPPENING WAS ON SPLITSIDER’S LIST OF “BEST LATE NIGHT STANDUP SETS.” IN THE PAST, SHE TOURED WITH MARGARET CHO NATIONALLY AND INTERNATIONALLY AND HAS FEATURED WITH COMEDIANS LIKE KYLE KINANE, MARIA BAMFORD, AND GREG BEHRENDT. SHE HAS APPEARED IN THE JUST FOR LAUGHS MONTREAL COMEDY FESTIVAL, LIMESTONE COMEDY FESTIVAL, LAUGHING SKULL FESTIVAL, BIG SKY FESTIVAL, BRIDGETOWN COMEDY FESTIVAL, SAN FRANCISCO SKETCHFEST AND HIGH PLAINS. PODCAST APPEARANCES INCLUDE DOUG LOVES MOVIES, BAD FAITH, BASIC WITCHES, THE BULLSEYE, JORDAN JESSE GO! AND RISK!

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Sat 8/9 - 10:00pm
Kate Willett
at Velveeta Room
KATE WILLETT IS A COMEDIAN, ACTRESS AND WRITER WHO HAS APPEARED ON THE LATE SHOW WITH STEPHEN COLBERT AND NETFLIX’S COMEDY LINEUP. SHE’S THE AUTHOR OF THE AUDIBLE ORIGINAL “DIRTBAG ANTHROPOLOGY.” SHE’S THE COHOST OF THE POLITICAL COMEDY PODCAST REPLY GUYS AND HAS WRITTEN JOKES FOR YOUR FAVORITE BOYS, BEAVIS AND BUTTHEAD. SHE’S BEEN A CORRESPONDENT FOR THE JIM JEFFERIES SHOW AT POLITICON AND A FEATURED COMIC ON VICELAND’S FLOPHOUSE. HER APPEARANCE ON COMEDY CENTRAL’S THIS IS NOT HAPPENING WAS ON SPLITSIDER’S LIST OF “BEST LATE NIGHT STANDUP SETS.” IN THE PAST, SHE TOURED WITH MARGARET CHO NATIONALLY AND INTERNATIONALLY AND HAS FEATURED WITH COMEDIANS LIKE KYLE KINANE, MARIA BAMFORD, AND GREG BEHRENDT. SHE HAS APPEARED IN THE JUST FOR LAUGHS MONTREAL COMEDY FESTIVAL, LIMESTONE COMEDY FESTIVAL, LAUGHING SKULL FESTIVAL, BIG SKY FESTIVAL, BRIDGETOWN COMEDY FESTIVAL, SAN FRANCISCO SKETCHFEST AND HIGH PLAINS. PODCAST APPEARANCES INCLUDE DOUG LOVES MOVIES, BAD FAITH, BASIC WITCHES, THE BULLSEYE, JORDAN JESSE GO! AND RISK!

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Thu 8/14 - 8:30pm
Austin All-Stars!
at Velveeta Room
THE AUSTIN COMEDY SCENE IS EXPLODING, WITH COMEDIANS FROM ALL OVER THE NATION FLOCKING TO OUR CITY. THE VELV IS THE LONGEST-RUNNING COMEDY CLUB IN TOWN, SHOWCASING THE BEST COMICS AUSTIN HAS TO OFFER FOR OVER 37 YEARS! EVERY THURSDAY AT 8:30 WE ASSEMBLE AN ALL-STAR GROUP OF COMICS THAT YOU'VE SEEN ON SXSW, THE MOONTOWER COMEDY FESTIVAL, AND MORE! THESE LINEUPS HAVE BEEN CAREFULLY CURATED, FEATURING A GOOD MIX OF ESTABLISHED HEADLINERS AND THE HOTTEST UP-AND-COMING COMICS IN TOWN. WITH THE LATEST UPTICK OF FAMOUS COMICS MOVING TO AUSTIN, YOU NEVER KNOW WHO MAY DROP IN UNANNOUNCED! THE VELVEETA ROOM HAS BEEN A CONSTANT PRESENCE IN THE LOCAL COMEDY SCENE, HELPING FOSTER TALENT FOR NEARLY FOUR DECADES. IN A RAPIDLY CHANGING CITY, WE EMBRACE THE NEW TALENT THAT HAS EMERGED HERE, WHILE STILL PROUDLY REMAINING A SYMBOL OF OLD AUSTIN. COME START YOUR WEEKEND A LITTLE EARLY AT THE VELV!

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Fri 8/15 - 8:00pm
Brian Gaar
at Velveeta Room
BRIAN GAAR HAS BEEN CALLED "ONE OF THE FUNNIEST JOKE TELLERS ON THE INTERNET" BY PLAYBOY, AND AN "EX-JOURNO, VIDEO-GAME JUNKIE, OBSERVATIONAL COMIC" BY THE AUSTIN CHRONICLE. IF YOUR IDEA OF A GOOD SATURDAY NIGHT IS PLAYING MARIO KART WHILE WATCHING ANIME ON YOUR LAPTOP -- MEET YOUR NEW FAVORITE COMIC. IN ADDITION TO COMEDY, HE'S ALSO A WRITER AND HOST FOR ROOSTER TEETH AND HIS HOURLONG STANDUP SPECIAL, "JOKES I WROTE AT WORK," IS NOW AVAILABLE ON AMAZON PRIME. BRIAN HAS PERFORMED AT A NUMBER OF FESTIVALS INCLUDING THE MOONTOWER COMEDY FESTIVAL, SXSW, THE NC COMEDY FESTIVAL, AND HE HOSTED THE NIGHTLY COMEDY SHOW, "ATX UNCENSORED(ISH)," ON AUSTIN'S NBC AFFILIATE. BRIAN'S STANDUP CAN BE HEARD ON SIRIUSXM RADIO AND HIS JOKES HAVE APPEARED ON THE ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW, FUNNY OR DIE, ESQUIRE AND OTHER LESS IMPRESSIVE MEDIA OUTLETS. .

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Fri 8/15 - 10:00pm
Austin All-Stars!
at Velveeta Room
DOORS OPEN 9:30p. PLEASE NOTE, we do not offer ticket refunds. Only credit for future shows.

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Sat 8/16 - 8:00pm
Brian Gaar
at Velveeta Room
BRIAN GAAR HAS BEEN CALLED "ONE OF THE FUNNIEST JOKE TELLERS ON THE INTERNET" BY PLAYBOY, AND AN "EX-JOURNO, VIDEO-GAME JUNKIE, OBSERVATIONAL COMIC" BY THE AUSTIN CHRONICLE. IF YOUR IDEA OF A GOOD SATURDAY NIGHT IS PLAYING MARIO KART WHILE WATCHING ANIME ON YOUR LAPTOP -- MEET YOUR NEW FAVORITE COMIC. IN ADDITION TO COMEDY, HE'S ALSO A WRITER AND HOST FOR ROOSTER TEETH AND HIS HOURLONG STANDUP SPECIAL, "JOKES I WROTE AT WORK," IS NOW AVAILABLE ON AMAZON PRIME. BRIAN HAS PERFORMED AT A NUMBER OF FESTIVALS INCLUDING THE MOONTOWER COMEDY FESTIVAL, SXSW, THE NC COMEDY FESTIVAL, AND HE HOSTED THE NIGHTLY COMEDY SHOW, "ATX UNCENSORED(ISH)," ON AUSTIN'S NBC AFFILIATE. BRIAN'S STANDUP CAN BE HEARD ON SIRIUSXM RADIO AND HIS JOKES HAVE APPEARED ON THE ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW, FUNNY OR DIE, ESQUIRE AND OTHER LESS IMPRESSIVE MEDIA OUTLETS. .

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Sat 8/16 - 10:00pm
Brian Gaar
at Velveeta Room
BRIAN GAAR HAS BEEN CALLED "ONE OF THE FUNNIEST JOKE TELLERS ON THE INTERNET" BY PLAYBOY, AND AN "EX-JOURNO, VIDEO-GAME JUNKIE, OBSERVATIONAL COMIC" BY THE AUSTIN CHRONICLE. IF YOUR IDEA OF A GOOD SATURDAY NIGHT IS PLAYING MARIO KART WHILE WATCHING ANIME ON YOUR LAPTOP -- MEET YOUR NEW FAVORITE COMIC. IN ADDITION TO COMEDY, HE'S ALSO A WRITER AND HOST FOR ROOSTER TEETH AND HIS HOURLONG STANDUP SPECIAL, "JOKES I WROTE AT WORK," IS NOW AVAILABLE ON AMAZON PRIME. BRIAN HAS PERFORMED AT A NUMBER OF FESTIVALS INCLUDING THE MOONTOWER COMEDY FESTIVAL, SXSW, THE NC COMEDY FESTIVAL, AND HE HOSTED THE NIGHTLY COMEDY SHOW, "ATX UNCENSORED(ISH)," ON AUSTIN'S NBC AFFILIATE. BRIAN'S STANDUP CAN BE HEARD ON SIRIUSXM RADIO AND HIS JOKES HAVE APPEARED ON THE ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW, FUNNY OR DIE, ESQUIRE AND OTHER LESS IMPRESSIVE MEDIA OUTLETS. .

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Thu 8/21 - 8:30pm
Austin All-Stars!
at Velveeta Room
THE AUSTIN COMEDY SCENE IS EXPLODING, WITH COMEDIANS FROM ALL OVER THE NATION FLOCKING TO OUR CITY. THE VELV IS THE LONGEST-RUNNING COMEDY CLUB IN TOWN, SHOWCASING THE BEST COMICS AUSTIN HAS TO OFFER FOR OVER 37 YEARS! EVERY THURSDAY AT 8:30 WE ASSEMBLE AN ALL-STAR GROUP OF COMICS THAT YOU'VE SEEN ON SXSW, THE MOONTOWER COMEDY FESTIVAL, AND MORE! THESE LINEUPS HAVE BEEN CAREFULLY CURATED, FEATURING A GOOD MIX OF ESTABLISHED HEADLINERS AND THE HOTTEST UP-AND-COMING COMICS IN TOWN. WITH THE LATEST UPTICK OF FAMOUS COMICS MOVING TO AUSTIN, YOU NEVER KNOW WHO MAY DROP IN UNANNOUNCED! THE VELVEETA ROOM HAS BEEN A CONSTANT PRESENCE IN THE LOCAL COMEDY SCENE, HELPING FOSTER TALENT FOR NEARLY FOUR DECADES. IN A RAPIDLY CHANGING CITY, WE EMBRACE THE NEW TALENT THAT HAS EMERGED HERE, WHILE STILL PROUDLY REMAINING A SYMBOL OF OLD AUSTIN. COME START YOUR WEEKEND A LITTLE EARLY AT THE VELV!

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Fri 8/22 - 8:00pm
Francisco Rincon
at Velveeta Room
FRANCISCO RINCON IS A MULTIPLE-TIME WINNER IN THE ROAST BATTLE LEAGUE, A PAID REGULAR AT AUSTIN’S COMEDY MOTHERSHIP, AND THE MIND BEHIND A VIRAL KILL TONY APPEARANCE THAT CAUGHT THE INDUSTRY’S ATTENTION. KNOWN FOR HIS DEADPAN PRECISION, RAZOR-SHARP WRITING, AND SOMETIMES DARK, EDGY MATERIAL, HE DELIVERS PUNCHLINES THAT LINGER LONG AFTER THE LAUGHTER FADES. SOME COMICS FIGHT FOR ATTENTION. FRANCISCO LETS THE STAGE DO THE TALKING. BY THE TIME EVERYONE’S TALKING, THE TICKETS ARE GONE. GET YOURS NOW.

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Sat 8/23 - 8:00pm
Francisco Rincon
at Velveeta Room
FRANCISCO RINCON IS A MULTIPLE-TIME WINNER IN THE ROAST BATTLE LEAGUE, A PAID REGULAR AT AUSTIN’S COMEDY MOTHERSHIP, AND THE MIND BEHIND A VIRAL KILL TONY APPEARANCE THAT CAUGHT THE INDUSTRY’S ATTENTION. KNOWN FOR HIS DEADPAN PRECISION, RAZOR-SHARP WRITING, AND SOMETIMES DARK, EDGY MATERIAL, HE DELIVERS PUNCHLINES THAT LINGER LONG AFTER THE LAUGHTER FADES. SOME COMICS FIGHT FOR ATTENTION. FRANCISCO LETS THE STAGE DO THE TALKING. BY THE TIME EVERYONE’S TALKING, THE TICKETS ARE GONE. GET YOURS NOW.

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Sat 8/23 - 10:00pm
Francisco Rincon
at Velveeta Room
FRANCISCO RINCON IS A MULTIPLE-TIME WINNER IN THE ROAST BATTLE LEAGUE, A PAID REGULAR AT AUSTIN’S COMEDY MOTHERSHIP, AND THE MIND BEHIND A VIRAL KILL TONY APPEARANCE THAT CAUGHT THE INDUSTRY’S ATTENTION. KNOWN FOR HIS DEADPAN PRECISION, RAZOR-SHARP WRITING, AND SOMETIMES DARK, EDGY MATERIAL, HE DELIVERS PUNCHLINES THAT LINGER LONG AFTER THE LAUGHTER FADES. SOME COMICS FIGHT FOR ATTENTION. FRANCISCO LETS THE STAGE DO THE TALKING. BY THE TIME EVERYONE’S TALKING, THE TICKETS ARE GONE. GET YOURS NOW.

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Thu 8/28 - 8:30pm
All-Star Weekend!
at Velveeta Room
THE AUSTIN COMEDY SCENE IS BOOMING - AND THE VELV HAS BEEN AT ITS CENTER FOR OVER 37 YEARS. WE'RE CELEBRATING ALL-STAR WEEKEND WITH THE BEST THIS TOWN HAS TO OFFER, FEATURING COMICS FROM SXSW, MOONTOWER COMEDY FESTIVAL, AND MORE! 5 SHOWS, 5 DIFFERENT LINEUPS, WITH ALL HITS, NO SKIPS! THESE LINEUPS HAVE BEEN CAREFULLY CURATED, FEATURING A GOOD MIX OF ESTABLISHED HEADLINERS AND THE HOTTEST UP-AND-COMING COMICS IN TOWN. WITH THE LATEST UPTICK OF FAMOUS COMICS MOVING TO AUSTIN, YOU NEVER KNOW WHO MAY DROP IN UNANNOUNCED! THE VELVEETA ROOM HAS BEEN A CONSTANT PRESENCE IN THE LOCAL COMEDY SCENE, HELPING FOSTER TALENT FOR NEARLY FOUR DECADES. IN A RAPIDLY CHANGING CITY, WE EMBRACE THE NEW TALENT THAT HAS EMERGED HERE, WHILE STILL PROUDLY REMAINING A SYMBOL OF OLD AUSTIN. COME HANG HARD AT AUSTIN'S LONGEST-RUNNING COMEDY CLUB!

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Thu 8/28 - 8:30pm
Austin All-Stars!
at Velveeta Room
THE AUSTIN COMEDY SCENE IS EXPLODING, WITH COMEDIANS FROM ALL OVER THE NATION FLOCKING TO OUR CITY. THE VELV IS THE LONGEST-RUNNING COMEDY CLUB IN TOWN, SHOWCASING THE BEST COMICS AUSTIN HAS TO OFFER FOR OVER 37 YEARS! EVERY THURSDAY AT 8:30 WE ASSEMBLE AN ALL-STAR GROUP OF COMICS THAT YOU'VE SEEN ON SXSW, THE MOONTOWER COMEDY FESTIVAL, AND MORE! THESE LINEUPS HAVE BEEN CAREFULLY CURATED, FEATURING A GOOD MIX OF ESTABLISHED HEADLINERS AND THE HOTTEST UP-AND-COMING COMICS IN TOWN. WITH THE LATEST UPTICK OF FAMOUS COMICS MOVING TO AUSTIN, YOU NEVER KNOW WHO MAY DROP IN UNANNOUNCED! THE VELVEETA ROOM HAS BEEN A CONSTANT PRESENCE IN THE LOCAL COMEDY SCENE, HELPING FOSTER TALENT FOR NEARLY FOUR DECADES. IN A RAPIDLY CHANGING CITY, WE EMBRACE THE NEW TALENT THAT HAS EMERGED HERE, WHILE STILL PROUDLY REMAINING A SYMBOL OF OLD AUSTIN. COME START YOUR WEEKEND A LITTLE EARLY AT THE VELV!

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Fri 8/29 - 8:00pm
All-Star Weekend!
at Velveeta Room
THE AUSTIN COMEDY SCENE IS BOOMING - AND THE VELV HAS BEEN AT ITS CENTER FOR OVER 37 YEARS. WE'RE CELEBRATING ALL-STAR WEEKEND WITH THE BEST THIS TOWN HAS TO OFFER, FEATURING COMICS FROM SXSW, MOONTOWER COMEDY FESTIVAL, AND MORE! 5 SHOWS, 5 DIFFERENT LINEUPS, WITH ALL HITS, NO SKIPS! THESE LINEUPS HAVE BEEN CAREFULLY CURATED, FEATURING A GOOD MIX OF ESTABLISHED HEADLINERS AND THE HOTTEST UP-AND-COMING COMICS IN TOWN. WITH THE LATEST UPTICK OF FAMOUS COMICS MOVING TO AUSTIN, YOU NEVER KNOW WHO MAY DROP IN UNANNOUNCED! THE VELVEETA ROOM HAS BEEN A CONSTANT PRESENCE IN THE LOCAL COMEDY SCENE, HELPING FOSTER TALENT FOR NEARLY FOUR DECADES. IN A RAPIDLY CHANGING CITY, WE EMBRACE THE NEW TALENT THAT HAS EMERGED HERE, WHILE STILL PROUDLY REMAINING A SYMBOL OF OLD AUSTIN. COME HANG HARD AT AUSTIN'S LONGEST-RUNNING COMEDY CLUB!

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Fri 8/29 - 10:00pm
All-Star Weekend!
at Velveeta Room
THE AUSTIN COMEDY SCENE IS BOOMING - AND THE VELV HAS BEEN AT ITS CENTER FOR OVER 37 YEARS. WE'RE CELEBRATING ALL-STAR WEEKEND WITH THE BEST THIS TOWN HAS TO OFFER, FEATURING COMICS FROM SXSW, MOONTOWER COMEDY FESTIVAL, AND MORE! 5 SHOWS, 5 DIFFERENT LINEUPS, WITH ALL HITS, NO SKIPS! THESE LINEUPS HAVE BEEN CAREFULLY CURATED, FEATURING A GOOD MIX OF ESTABLISHED HEADLINERS AND THE HOTTEST UP-AND-COMING COMICS IN TOWN. WITH THE LATEST UPTICK OF FAMOUS COMICS MOVING TO AUSTIN, YOU NEVER KNOW WHO MAY DROP IN UNANNOUNCED! THE VELVEETA ROOM HAS BEEN A CONSTANT PRESENCE IN THE LOCAL COMEDY SCENE, HELPING FOSTER TALENT FOR NEARLY FOUR DECADES. IN A RAPIDLY CHANGING CITY, WE EMBRACE THE NEW TALENT THAT HAS EMERGED HERE, WHILE STILL PROUDLY REMAINING A SYMBOL OF OLD AUSTIN. COME HANG HARD AT AUSTIN'S LONGEST-RUNNING COMEDY CLUB!

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Sat 8/30 - 8:00pm
All-Star Weekend!
at Velveeta Room
THE AUSTIN COMEDY SCENE IS BOOMING - AND THE VELV HAS BEEN AT ITS CENTER FOR OVER 37 YEARS. WE'RE CELEBRATING ALL-STAR WEEKEND WITH THE BEST THIS TOWN HAS TO OFFER, FEATURING COMICS FROM SXSW, MOONTOWER COMEDY FESTIVAL, AND MORE! 5 SHOWS, 5 DIFFERENT LINEUPS, WITH ALL HITS, NO SKIPS! THESE LINEUPS HAVE BEEN CAREFULLY CURATED, FEATURING A GOOD MIX OF ESTABLISHED HEADLINERS AND THE HOTTEST UP-AND-COMING COMICS IN TOWN. WITH THE LATEST UPTICK OF FAMOUS COMICS MOVING TO AUSTIN, YOU NEVER KNOW WHO MAY DROP IN UNANNOUNCED! THE VELVEETA ROOM HAS BEEN A CONSTANT PRESENCE IN THE LOCAL COMEDY SCENE, HELPING FOSTER TALENT FOR NEARLY FOUR DECADES. IN A RAPIDLY CHANGING CITY, WE EMBRACE THE NEW TALENT THAT HAS EMERGED HERE, WHILE STILL PROUDLY REMAINING A SYMBOL OF OLD AUSTIN. COME HANG HARD AT AUSTIN'S LONGEST-RUNNING COMEDY CLUB!

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Sat 8/30 - 10:00pm
All-Star Weekend!
at Velveeta Room
THE AUSTIN COMEDY SCENE IS BOOMING - AND THE VELV HAS BEEN AT ITS CENTER FOR OVER 37 YEARS. WE'RE CELEBRATING ALL-STAR WEEKEND WITH THE BEST THIS TOWN HAS TO OFFER, FEATURING COMICS FROM SXSW, MOONTOWER COMEDY FESTIVAL, AND MORE! 5 SHOWS, 5 DIFFERENT LINEUPS, WITH ALL HITS, NO SKIPS! THESE LINEUPS HAVE BEEN CAREFULLY CURATED, FEATURING A GOOD MIX OF ESTABLISHED HEADLINERS AND THE HOTTEST UP-AND-COMING COMICS IN TOWN. WITH THE LATEST UPTICK OF FAMOUS COMICS MOVING TO AUSTIN, YOU NEVER KNOW WHO MAY DROP IN UNANNOUNCED! THE VELVEETA ROOM HAS BEEN A CONSTANT PRESENCE IN THE LOCAL COMEDY SCENE, HELPING FOSTER TALENT FOR NEARLY FOUR DECADES. IN A RAPIDLY CHANGING CITY, WE EMBRACE THE NEW TALENT THAT HAS EMERGED HERE, WHILE STILL PROUDLY REMAINING A SYMBOL OF OLD AUSTIN. COME HANG HARD AT AUSTIN'S LONGEST-RUNNING COMEDY CLUB!

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Thu 9/4 - 8:30pm
Austin All-Stars!
at Velveeta Room
THE AUSTIN COMEDY SCENE IS EXPLODING, WITH COMEDIANS FROM ALL OVER THE NATION FLOCKING TO OUR CITY. THE VELV IS THE LONGEST-RUNNING COMEDY CLUB IN TOWN, SHOWCASING THE BEST COMICS AUSTIN HAS TO OFFER FOR OVER 37 YEARS! EVERY THURSDAY AT 8:30 WE ASSEMBLE AN ALL-STAR GROUP OF COMICS THAT YOU'VE SEEN ON SXSW, THE MOONTOWER COMEDY FESTIVAL, AND MORE! THESE LINEUPS HAVE BEEN CAREFULLY CURATED, FEATURING A GOOD MIX OF ESTABLISHED HEADLINERS AND THE HOTTEST UP-AND-COMING COMICS IN TOWN. WITH THE LATEST UPTICK OF FAMOUS COMICS MOVING TO AUSTIN, YOU NEVER KNOW WHO MAY DROP IN UNANNOUNCED! THE VELVEETA ROOM HAS BEEN A CONSTANT PRESENCE IN THE LOCAL COMEDY SCENE, HELPING FOSTER TALENT FOR NEARLY FOUR DECADES. IN A RAPIDLY CHANGING CITY, WE EMBRACE THE NEW TALENT THAT HAS EMERGED HERE, WHILE STILL PROUDLY REMAINING A SYMBOL OF OLD AUSTIN. COME START YOUR WEEKEND A LITTLE EARLY AT THE VELV!

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Fri 9/5 - 8:00pm
Dan Pyatetsky
at Velveeta Room
DAN PYATETSKY IS AN AUSTIN-BASED COMEDIAN WHO IS KNOW AS THE INVENTOR OF COMMON ITEMS INCLUDING THE CAR, THE INTERNET, AND THE COCA-COLA FREESTYLE MACHINE. HIS WORK HAS BEEN CITED BY NOTED THINKERS LIKE MARTIN LUTHER KING JR, SIGMUND FREUD AND THE JACKSON 5. HE IS CURRENTLY PROFESSOR EMERITUS AT BALL STATE UNIVERSITY. HE HAS A COMEDY SPECIAL ON ONLYFANS’ COMEDY PLATFORM LMAOF.

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Sat 9/6 - 8:00pm
Dan Pyatetsky
at Velveeta Room
DAN PYATETSKY IS AN AUSTIN-BASED COMEDIAN WHO IS KNOW AS THE INVENTOR OF COMMON ITEMS INCLUDING THE CAR, THE INTERNET, AND THE COCA-COLA FREESTYLE MACHINE. HIS WORK HAS BEEN CITED BY NOTED THINKERS LIKE MARTIN LUTHER KING JR, SIGMUND FREUD AND THE JACKSON 5. HE IS CURRENTLY PROFESSOR EMERITUS AT BALL STATE UNIVERSITY. HE HAS A COMEDY SPECIAL ON ONLYFANS’ COMEDY PLATFORM LMAOF.

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Sat 9/6 - 10:00pm
Dan Pyatetsky
at Velveeta Room
DAN PYATETSKY IS AN AUSTIN-BASED COMEDIAN WHO IS KNOW AS THE INVENTOR OF COMMON ITEMS INCLUDING THE CAR, THE INTERNET, AND THE COCA-COLA FREESTYLE MACHINE. HIS WORK HAS BEEN CITED BY NOTED THINKERS LIKE MARTIN LUTHER KING JR, SIGMUND FREUD AND THE JACKSON 5. HE IS CURRENTLY PROFESSOR EMERITUS AT BALL STATE UNIVERSITY. HE HAS A COMEDY SPECIAL ON ONLYFANS’ COMEDY PLATFORM LMAOF.

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Thu 9/11 - 8:00pm
Beth Stelling
at Velveeta Room
BETH STELLING IS A COMEDIAN, WRITER AND ACTRESS BASED IN LOS ANGELES. HER NEW NETFLIX SPECIAL “IF YOU DIDN’T WANT ME THEN” TOPPED EVERY ‘BEST OF 2023’ LIST. HER HALF-HOUR SPECIAL IS ALSO ON NETFLIX IN THE FIRST SEASON OF THE STANDUPS. CONAN O'BRIEN PRODUCED BETH’S PREVIOUS HOUR SPECIAL FOR HBO MAX CALLED “GIRL DADDY.” BETH HAS BEEN A WRITER FOR THE FOLLOWING TELEVISION SERIES: RICK AND MORTY, STRANGE PLANET, THE LAST O.G., I LOVE YOU AMERICA WITH SARAH SILVERMAN, ANOTHER PERIOD AND CRASHING ON HBO. SHE’S A SOUGHT-AFTER PUNCH-UP WRITER FOR FEATURE FILMS FOLLOWING HER SUCCESS AS AN ON-SET WRITER FOR THE UNIVERSAL HIT, GOOD BOYS. SHE HAS GUEST STARRED ON AMAZON’S RED OAKS, CORPORATE ON COMEDY CENTRAL, AND SHE PLAYED MS. FISH ON THE PEACOCK COMEDY RUTHERFORD FALLS.

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Thu 9/11 - 8:30pm
Austin All-Stars!
at Velveeta Room
THE AUSTIN COMEDY SCENE IS EXPLODING, WITH COMEDIANS FROM ALL OVER THE NATION FLOCKING TO OUR CITY. THE VELV IS THE LONGEST-RUNNING COMEDY CLUB IN TOWN, SHOWCASING THE BEST COMICS AUSTIN HAS TO OFFER FOR OVER 37 YEARS! EVERY THURSDAY AT 8:30 WE ASSEMBLE AN ALL-STAR GROUP OF COMICS THAT YOU'VE SEEN ON SXSW, THE MOONTOWER COMEDY FESTIVAL, AND MORE! THESE LINEUPS HAVE BEEN CAREFULLY CURATED, FEATURING A GOOD MIX OF ESTABLISHED HEADLINERS AND THE HOTTEST UP-AND-COMING COMICS IN TOWN. WITH THE LATEST UPTICK OF FAMOUS COMICS MOVING TO AUSTIN, YOU NEVER KNOW WHO MAY DROP IN UNANNOUNCED! THE VELVEETA ROOM HAS BEEN A CONSTANT PRESENCE IN THE LOCAL COMEDY SCENE, HELPING FOSTER TALENT FOR NEARLY FOUR DECADES. IN A RAPIDLY CHANGING CITY, WE EMBRACE THE NEW TALENT THAT HAS EMERGED HERE, WHILE STILL PROUDLY REMAINING A SYMBOL OF OLD AUSTIN. COME START YOUR WEEKEND A LITTLE EARLY AT THE VELV!
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Fri 9/12 - 7:00pm
Beth Stelling
at Velveeta Room
BETH STELLING IS A COMEDIAN, WRITER AND ACTRESS BASED IN LOS ANGELES. HER NEW NETFLIX SPECIAL “IF YOU DIDN’T WANT ME THEN” TOPPED EVERY ‘BEST OF 2023’ LIST. HER HALF-HOUR SPECIAL IS ALSO ON NETFLIX IN THE FIRST SEASON OF THE STANDUPS. CONAN O'BRIEN PRODUCED BETH’S PREVIOUS HOUR SPECIAL FOR HBO MAX CALLED “GIRL DADDY.” BETH HAS BEEN A WRITER FOR THE FOLLOWING TELEVISION SERIES: RICK AND MORTY, STRANGE PLANET, THE LAST O.G., I LOVE YOU AMERICA WITH SARAH SILVERMAN, ANOTHER PERIOD AND CRASHING ON HBO. SHE’S A SOUGHT-AFTER PUNCH-UP WRITER FOR FEATURE FILMS FOLLOWING HER SUCCESS AS AN ON-SET WRITER FOR THE UNIVERSAL HIT, GOOD BOYS. SHE HAS GUEST STARRED ON AMAZON’S RED OAKS, CORPORATE ON COMEDY CENTRAL, AND SHE PLAYED MS. FISH ON THE PEACOCK COMEDY RUTHERFORD FALLS.

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Fri 9/12 - 8:00pm
Austen Silver
at Velveeta Room
PUNCTUATED BY CLEVER, OFF-THE-WALL METAPHORS, AUSTEN SILVER’S COMEDY IS A GREAT BLEND OF OBSERVATIONAL COMEDY AND HILARIOUS PERSONAL STORIES. HE HAS PERFORMED AT VENUES AND CLUBS ALL OVER THE COUNTRY, AND HAS BEEN FEATURED ON MANY COMEDY FESTIVALS INCLUDING MOONTOWER, THE SF COMEDY COMPETITION, AND THE ASHEVILLE COMEDY FEST. IN ADDITION, HE’S BEEN IN SEVERAL TV COMMERCIALS, HGTV’S “WHAT’S WITH THAT HOUSE?”, AND HE’D BE SURPRISED IF YOU READ THIS WHOLE THING.

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Fri 9/12 - 9:30pm
Beth Stelling
at Velveeta Room
BETH STELLING IS A COMEDIAN, WRITER AND ACTRESS BASED IN LOS ANGELES. HER NEW NETFLIX SPECIAL “IF YOU DIDN’T WANT ME THEN” TOPPED EVERY ‘BEST OF 2023’ LIST. HER HALF-HOUR SPECIAL IS ALSO ON NETFLIX IN THE FIRST SEASON OF THE STANDUPS. CONAN O'BRIEN PRODUCED BETH’S PREVIOUS HOUR SPECIAL FOR HBO MAX CALLED “GIRL DADDY.” BETH HAS BEEN A WRITER FOR THE FOLLOWING TELEVISION SERIES: RICK AND MORTY, STRANGE PLANET, THE LAST O.G., I LOVE YOU AMERICA WITH SARAH SILVERMAN, ANOTHER PERIOD AND CRASHING ON HBO. SHE’S A SOUGHT-AFTER PUNCH-UP WRITER FOR FEATURE FILMS FOLLOWING HER SUCCESS AS AN ON-SET WRITER FOR THE UNIVERSAL HIT, GOOD BOYS. SHE HAS GUEST STARRED ON AMAZON’S RED OAKS, CORPORATE ON COMEDY CENTRAL, AND SHE PLAYED MS. FISH ON THE PEACOCK COMEDY RUTHERFORD FALLS.

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Fri 9/12 - 10:00pm
Austin All-Stars!
at Velveeta Room
DOORS OPEN 9:30p. PLEASE NOTE, we do not offer ticket refunds. Only credit for future shows.

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Sat 9/13 - 7:00pm
Beth Stelling
at Velveeta Room
BETH STELLING IS A COMEDIAN, WRITER AND ACTRESS BASED IN LOS ANGELES. HER NEW NETFLIX SPECIAL “IF YOU DIDN’T WANT ME THEN” TOPPED EVERY ‘BEST OF 2023’ LIST. HER HALF-HOUR SPECIAL IS ALSO ON NETFLIX IN THE FIRST SEASON OF THE STANDUPS. CONAN O'BRIEN PRODUCED BETH’S PREVIOUS HOUR SPECIAL FOR HBO MAX CALLED “GIRL DADDY.” BETH HAS BEEN A WRITER FOR THE FOLLOWING TELEVISION SERIES: RICK AND MORTY, STRANGE PLANET, THE LAST O.G., I LOVE YOU AMERICA WITH SARAH SILVERMAN, ANOTHER PERIOD AND CRASHING ON HBO. SHE’S A SOUGHT-AFTER PUNCH-UP WRITER FOR FEATURE FILMS FOLLOWING HER SUCCESS AS AN ON-SET WRITER FOR THE UNIVERSAL HIT, GOOD BOYS. SHE HAS GUEST STARRED ON AMAZON’S RED OAKS, CORPORATE ON COMEDY CENTRAL, AND SHE PLAYED MS. FISH ON THE PEACOCK COMEDY RUTHERFORD FALLS.

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Sat 9/13 - 8:00pm
Austen Silver
at Velveeta Room
PUNCTUATED BY CLEVER, OFF-THE-WALL METAPHORS, AUSTEN SILVER’S COMEDY IS A GREAT BLEND OF OBSERVATIONAL COMEDY AND HILARIOUS PERSONAL STORIES. HE HAS PERFORMED AT VENUES AND CLUBS ALL OVER THE COUNTRY, AND HAS BEEN FEATURED ON MANY COMEDY FESTIVALS INCLUDING MOONTOWER, THE SF COMEDY COMPETITION, AND THE ASHEVILLE COMEDY FEST. IN ADDITION, HE’S BEEN IN SEVERAL TV COMMERCIALS, HGTV’S “WHAT’S WITH THAT HOUSE?”, AND HE’D BE SURPRISED IF YOU READ THIS WHOLE THING.

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Sat 9/13 - 9:30pm
Beth Stelling
at Velveeta Room
BETH STELLING IS A COMEDIAN, WRITER AND ACTRESS BASED IN LOS ANGELES. HER NEW NETFLIX SPECIAL “IF YOU DIDN’T WANT ME THEN” TOPPED EVERY ‘BEST OF 2023’ LIST. HER HALF-HOUR SPECIAL IS ALSO ON NETFLIX IN THE FIRST SEASON OF THE STANDUPS. CONAN O'BRIEN PRODUCED BETH’S PREVIOUS HOUR SPECIAL FOR HBO MAX CALLED “GIRL DADDY.” BETH HAS BEEN A WRITER FOR THE FOLLOWING TELEVISION SERIES: RICK AND MORTY, STRANGE PLANET, THE LAST O.G., I LOVE YOU AMERICA WITH SARAH SILVERMAN, ANOTHER PERIOD AND CRASHING ON HBO. SHE’S A SOUGHT-AFTER PUNCH-UP WRITER FOR FEATURE FILMS FOLLOWING HER SUCCESS AS AN ON-SET WRITER FOR THE UNIVERSAL HIT, GOOD BOYS. SHE HAS GUEST STARRED ON AMAZON’S RED OAKS, CORPORATE ON COMEDY CENTRAL, AND SHE PLAYED MS. FISH ON THE PEACOCK COMEDY RUTHERFORD FALLS.

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Sat 9/13 - 10:00pm
Austen Silver
at Velveeta Room
PUNCTUATED BY CLEVER, OFF-THE-WALL METAPHORS, AUSTEN SILVER’S COMEDY IS A GREAT BLEND OF OBSERVATIONAL COMEDY AND HILARIOUS PERSONAL STORIES. HE HAS PERFORMED AT VENUES AND CLUBS ALL OVER THE COUNTRY, AND HAS BEEN FEATURED ON MANY COMEDY FESTIVALS INCLUDING MOONTOWER, THE SF COMEDY COMPETITION, AND THE ASHEVILLE COMEDY FEST. IN ADDITION, HE’S BEEN IN SEVERAL TV COMMERCIALS, HGTV’S “WHAT’S WITH THAT HOUSE?”, AND HE’D BE SURPRISED IF YOU READ THIS WHOLE THING.

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Thu 9/18 - 8:30pm
Austin All-Stars!
at Velveeta Room
THE AUSTIN COMEDY SCENE IS EXPLODING, WITH COMEDIANS FROM ALL OVER THE NATION FLOCKING TO OUR CITY. THE VELV IS THE LONGEST-RUNNING COMEDY CLUB IN TOWN, SHOWCASING THE BEST COMICS AUSTIN HAS TO OFFER FOR OVER 37 YEARS! EVERY THURSDAY AT 8:30 WE ASSEMBLE AN ALL-STAR GROUP OF COMICS THAT YOU'VE SEEN ON SXSW, THE MOONTOWER COMEDY FESTIVAL, AND MORE! THESE LINEUPS HAVE BEEN CAREFULLY CURATED, FEATURING A GOOD MIX OF ESTABLISHED HEADLINERS AND THE HOTTEST UP-AND-COMING COMICS IN TOWN. WITH THE LATEST UPTICK OF FAMOUS COMICS MOVING TO AUSTIN, YOU NEVER KNOW WHO MAY DROP IN UNANNOUNCED! THE VELVEETA ROOM HAS BEEN A CONSTANT PRESENCE IN THE LOCAL COMEDY SCENE, HELPING FOSTER TALENT FOR NEARLY FOUR DECADES. IN A RAPIDLY CHANGING CITY, WE EMBRACE THE NEW TALENT THAT HAS EMERGED HERE, WHILE STILL PROUDLY REMAINING A SYMBOL OF OLD AUSTIN. COME START YOUR WEEKEND A LITTLE EARLY AT THE VELV!
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Fri 9/19 - 8:00pm
Brent Gill
at Velveeta Room
BRENT HAS DEVOTED HIS LIFE TO COMEDY. THROUGH HIS STAND-UP, HE REPORTS BACK TO AUDIENCES ON THE TERRIBLE LIFE-DECISIONS AND RIDICULOUS MISADVENTURES THAT MAKE UP HIS DAILY EXISTENCE. HIS COMEDY IS FUN, ENERGETIC, AND AUTHENTIC WITH A SPLASH OF FILTH… BECAUSE WHO DOESN’T LIKE A GOOD OLD FASHIONED DIRTY JOKE EVERY NOW AND THEN? WHILE REGULARLY TOURING THE U.S. AND CANADA SINCE 2006, BRENT MADE HIS TELEVISION DEBUT ON VICELAND’S FLOPHOUSE FOLLOWED BY APPEARANCES ON HIDDEN AMERICA WITH JONAH RAY AND JIMMY CARR & THE SCIENCE OF LAUGHTER ON THE BBC. HIS FIRST 1 HOUR COMEDY SPECIAL, “LIVE FROM GILLADELPHIA” RELEASED WITH HELIUM COMEDY STUDIOS. CURRENTLY, BRENT IS FEATURED ON SEVERAL TOUR STOPS WITH DAVID SPADE, AND OVER HIS MANY YEARS AT COMEDY WORKS HAS FEATURED FOR DAVE CHAPPELLE, RON WHITE, SHANE GILLIS, SEBASTIAN MANISCALCO, TAYLOR TOMLINSON, CHRIS REDD, PAT DEAN, NATE BARGATZE, BOB SAGET, WHITNEY CUMMINGS AND SO MANY MORE. SINCE 2013, BRENT HAS PRODUCED THE BOULDER COMEDY SHOW, REGARDED AS ONE OF THE BEST INDEPENDENT WEEKLY COMEDY SHOWS IN THE COUNTRY. IN 2024, BRENT CREATED GOOD SESSION, A TOURING INTERACTIVE COMEDY AND THERAPY SHOW. YOU CAN ALSO FIND HIM ON THE GOLF COURSE AS HEAD HECKLER AT HOLE HECKLERS, ROASTING GOLFERS TO RAISE MONEY FOR VARIOUS CHARITIES AND PHILANTHROPIC CAUSES.

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Sat 9/20 - 8:00pm
Brent Gill
at Velveeta Room
BRENT HAS DEVOTED HIS LIFE TO COMEDY. THROUGH HIS STAND-UP, HE REPORTS BACK TO AUDIENCES ON THE TERRIBLE LIFE-DECISIONS AND RIDICULOUS MISADVENTURES THAT MAKE UP HIS DAILY EXISTENCE. HIS COMEDY IS FUN, ENERGETIC, AND AUTHENTIC WITH A SPLASH OF FILTH… BECAUSE WHO DOESN’T LIKE A GOOD OLD FASHIONED DIRTY JOKE EVERY NOW AND THEN? WHILE REGULARLY TOURING THE U.S. AND CANADA SINCE 2006, BRENT MADE HIS TELEVISION DEBUT ON VICELAND’S FLOPHOUSE FOLLOWED BY APPEARANCES ON HIDDEN AMERICA WITH JONAH RAY AND JIMMY CARR & THE SCIENCE OF LAUGHTER ON THE BBC. HIS FIRST 1 HOUR COMEDY SPECIAL, “LIVE FROM GILLADELPHIA” RELEASED WITH HELIUM COMEDY STUDIOS. CURRENTLY, BRENT IS FEATURED ON SEVERAL TOUR STOPS WITH DAVID SPADE, AND OVER HIS MANY YEARS AT COMEDY WORKS HAS FEATURED FOR DAVE CHAPPELLE, RON WHITE, SHANE GILLIS, SEBASTIAN MANISCALCO, TAYLOR TOMLINSON, CHRIS REDD, PAT DEAN, NATE BARGATZE, BOB SAGET, WHITNEY CUMMINGS AND SO MANY MORE. SINCE 2013, BRENT HAS PRODUCED THE BOULDER COMEDY SHOW, REGARDED AS ONE OF THE BEST INDEPENDENT WEEKLY COMEDY SHOWS IN THE COUNTRY. IN 2024, BRENT CREATED GOOD SESSION, A TOURING INTERACTIVE COMEDY AND THERAPY SHOW. YOU CAN ALSO FIND HIM ON THE GOLF COURSE AS HEAD HECKLER AT HOLE HECKLERS, ROASTING GOLFERS TO RAISE MONEY FOR VARIOUS CHARITIES AND PHILANTHROPIC CAUSES.

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Sat 9/20 - 10:00pm
Brent Gill
at Velveeta Room
BRENT HAS DEVOTED HIS LIFE TO COMEDY. THROUGH HIS STAND-UP, HE REPORTS BACK TO AUDIENCES ON THE TERRIBLE LIFE-DECISIONS AND RIDICULOUS MISADVENTURES THAT MAKE UP HIS DAILY EXISTENCE. HIS COMEDY IS FUN, ENERGETIC, AND AUTHENTIC WITH A SPLASH OF FILTH… BECAUSE WHO DOESN’T LIKE A GOOD OLD FASHIONED DIRTY JOKE EVERY NOW AND THEN? WHILE REGULARLY TOURING THE U.S. AND CANADA SINCE 2006, BRENT MADE HIS TELEVISION DEBUT ON VICELAND’S FLOPHOUSE FOLLOWED BY APPEARANCES ON HIDDEN AMERICA WITH JONAH RAY AND JIMMY CARR & THE SCIENCE OF LAUGHTER ON THE BBC. HIS FIRST 1 HOUR COMEDY SPECIAL, “LIVE FROM GILLADELPHIA” RELEASED WITH HELIUM COMEDY STUDIOS. CURRENTLY, BRENT IS FEATURED ON SEVERAL TOUR STOPS WITH DAVID SPADE, AND OVER HIS MANY YEARS AT COMEDY WORKS HAS FEATURED FOR DAVE CHAPPELLE, RON WHITE, SHANE GILLIS, SEBASTIAN MANISCALCO, TAYLOR TOMLINSON, CHRIS REDD, PAT DEAN, NATE BARGATZE, BOB SAGET, WHITNEY CUMMINGS AND SO MANY MORE. SINCE 2013, BRENT HAS PRODUCED THE BOULDER COMEDY SHOW, REGARDED AS ONE OF THE BEST INDEPENDENT WEEKLY COMEDY SHOWS IN THE COUNTRY. IN 2024, BRENT CREATED GOOD SESSION, A TOURING INTERACTIVE COMEDY AND THERAPY SHOW. YOU CAN ALSO FIND HIM ON THE GOLF COURSE AS HEAD HECKLER AT HOLE HECKLERS, ROASTING GOLFERS TO RAISE MONEY FOR VARIOUS CHARITIES AND PHILANTHROPIC CAUSES.

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Thu 9/25 - 8:30pm
Austin All-Stars!
at Velveeta Room
THE AUSTIN COMEDY SCENE IS EXPLODING, WITH COMEDIANS FROM ALL OVER THE NATION FLOCKING TO OUR CITY. THE VELV IS THE LONGEST-RUNNING COMEDY CLUB IN TOWN, SHOWCASING THE BEST COMICS AUSTIN HAS TO OFFER FOR OVER 37 YEARS! EVERY THURSDAY AT 8:30 WE ASSEMBLE AN ALL-STAR GROUP OF COMICS THAT YOU'VE SEEN ON SXSW, THE MOONTOWER COMEDY FESTIVAL, AND MORE! THESE LINEUPS HAVE BEEN CAREFULLY CURATED, FEATURING A GOOD MIX OF ESTABLISHED HEADLINERS AND THE HOTTEST UP-AND-COMING COMICS IN TOWN. WITH THE LATEST UPTICK OF FAMOUS COMICS MOVING TO AUSTIN, YOU NEVER KNOW WHO MAY DROP IN UNANNOUNCED! THE VELVEETA ROOM HAS BEEN A CONSTANT PRESENCE IN THE LOCAL COMEDY SCENE, HELPING FOSTER TALENT FOR NEARLY FOUR DECADES. IN A RAPIDLY CHANGING CITY, WE EMBRACE THE NEW TALENT THAT HAS EMERGED HERE, WHILE STILL PROUDLY REMAINING A SYMBOL OF OLD AUSTIN. COME START YOUR WEEKEND A LITTLE EARLY AT THE VELV!
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Fri 9/26 - 8:00pm
Austin All-Stars!
at Velveeta Room
DOORS OPEN 7:30p. PLEASE NOTE, we do not offer ticket refunds. Only credit for future shows.

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Fri 9/26 - 10:00pm
Velv Fest 2025
at Velveeta Room
DOORS OPEN 9:30p. PLEASE NOTE, we do not offer ticket refunds. Only credit for future shows.

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Sat 9/27 - 8:00pm
Niki Coleman - Live Taping!
at Velveeta Room
DOORS OPEN 9:30p. PLEASE NOTE, we do not offer ticket refunds. Only credit for future shows.

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Thu 10/2 - 8:30pm
Austin All-Stars!
at Velveeta Room
THE AUSTIN COMEDY SCENE IS EXPLODING, WITH COMEDIANS FROM ALL OVER THE NATION FLOCKING TO OUR CITY. THE VELV IS THE LONGEST-RUNNING COMEDY CLUB IN TOWN, SHOWCASING THE BEST COMICS AUSTIN HAS TO OFFER FOR OVER 37 YEARS! EVERY THURSDAY AT 8:30 WE ASSEMBLE AN ALL-STAR GROUP OF COMICS THAT YOU'VE SEEN ON SXSW, THE MOONTOWER COMEDY FESTIVAL, AND MORE! THESE LINEUPS HAVE BEEN CAREFULLY CURATED, FEATURING A GOOD MIX OF ESTABLISHED HEADLINERS AND THE HOTTEST UP-AND-COMING COMICS IN TOWN. WITH THE LATEST UPTICK OF FAMOUS COMICS MOVING TO AUSTIN, YOU NEVER KNOW WHO MAY DROP IN UNANNOUNCED! THE VELVEETA ROOM HAS BEEN A CONSTANT PRESENCE IN THE LOCAL COMEDY SCENE, HELPING FOSTER TALENT FOR NEARLY FOUR DECADES. IN A RAPIDLY CHANGING CITY, WE EMBRACE THE NEW TALENT THAT HAS EMERGED HERE, WHILE STILL PROUDLY REMAINING A SYMBOL OF OLD AUSTIN. COME START YOUR WEEKEND A LITTLE EARLY AT THE VELV!

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Fri 10/3 - 8:00pm
Jamar Neighbors
at Velveeta Room
JAMAR MALACHI NEIGHBORS IS AN ACTOR/COMEDIAN FROM COMPTON CA. HE’S A REGULAR PERFORMER AT COMEDY CLUBS ALL OVER THE COUNTRY. JAMAR MALACHI NEIGHBORS, KNOWN FOR HIS SHARP WIT, ECCENTRIC INCISIVE COMEDIC STYLE, AND RAW, UNIQUE, COLORFUL PERSPECTIVE ON THE WORLD. BORN IN THE HEART OF COMPTON, CALIFORNIA, NEIGHBORS QUICKLY ROSE TO FAME WITH HIS RAW COMEDIC TALENT, RELATABLE STORIES, AND UNAPOLOGETIC STYLE THAT REFLECTS THE SPIRIT OF HIS CITY. KNOWN FOR PUSHING BOUNDARIES, HIS PERFORMANCES LEAVE AUDIENCES DOUBLED OVER IN LAUGHTER AND, AT TIMES, SELF-REFLECTION. NEIGHBORS' MOST RECENT STAND-UP SPECIAL “ROTTEN LUTHER KING JR” WON BEST UNDERGROUND FILM AT THE PRESTIGIOUS CANNES FILM FESTIVAL 2023. A MASTERFUL BLEND OF HUMOR AND POIGNANT COMMENTARY, THIS SPECIAL PLACED NEIGHBORS FIRMLY ON THE INTERNATIONAL COMEDY MAP. THIS AWARD SYMBOLIZES HIS ABILITY TO RESONATE WITH AUDIENCES ON A GLOBAL SCALE, AN ACHIEVEMENT VERY FEW STAND-UP COMEDIANS HAVE REACHED. YOU’VE SEEN HIM ON COMEDY CENTRAL’S ROAST BATTLE, TOSH.O, WHAT WOULD DIPLO DO, CARMICHAEL SHOW, KEY AND PEELE’S FILM ‘KEANU’, ADULT SWIMS BLACK JESUS, BLACK MONDAY, TIGER BELLY, LEGION OF SKANKS, AND THE JOE ROGAN EXPERIENCE. LOOK TO SEE HIM IN THE REBOOT OF FILM OF HOUSE PARTY (2022) AND REPRISING HIS ROLE IN THE HULU ORIGINAL COMEDY ‘THIS FOOL’ (SEASON 1 2022, SEASON 2 2023) AS “CHEF PERCY”.

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Fri 10/3 - 10:00pm
Austin All-Stars!
at Velveeta Room
DOORS OPEN 9:30p. PLEASE NOTE, we do not offer ticket refunds. Only credit for future shows.

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Sat 10/4 - 8:00pm
Jamar Neighbors
at Velveeta Room
JAMAR MALACHI NEIGHBORS IS AN ACTOR/COMEDIAN FROM COMPTON CA. HE’S A REGULAR PERFORMER AT COMEDY CLUBS ALL OVER THE COUNTRY. JAMAR MALACHI NEIGHBORS, KNOWN FOR HIS SHARP WIT, ECCENTRIC INCISIVE COMEDIC STYLE, AND RAW, UNIQUE, COLORFUL PERSPECTIVE ON THE WORLD. BORN IN THE HEART OF COMPTON, CALIFORNIA, NEIGHBORS QUICKLY ROSE TO FAME WITH HIS RAW COMEDIC TALENT, RELATABLE STORIES, AND UNAPOLOGETIC STYLE THAT REFLECTS THE SPIRIT OF HIS CITY. KNOWN FOR PUSHING BOUNDARIES, HIS PERFORMANCES LEAVE AUDIENCES DOUBLED OVER IN LAUGHTER AND, AT TIMES, SELF-REFLECTION. NEIGHBORS' MOST RECENT STAND-UP SPECIAL “ROTTEN LUTHER KING JR” WON BEST UNDERGROUND FILM AT THE PRESTIGIOUS CANNES FILM FESTIVAL 2023. A MASTERFUL BLEND OF HUMOR AND POIGNANT COMMENTARY, THIS SPECIAL PLACED NEIGHBORS FIRMLY ON THE INTERNATIONAL COMEDY MAP. THIS AWARD SYMBOLIZES HIS ABILITY TO RESONATE WITH AUDIENCES ON A GLOBAL SCALE, AN ACHIEVEMENT VERY FEW STAND-UP COMEDIANS HAVE REACHED. YOU’VE SEEN HIM ON COMEDY CENTRAL’S ROAST BATTLE, TOSH.O, WHAT WOULD DIPLO DO, CARMICHAEL SHOW, KEY AND PEELE’S FILM ‘KEANU’, ADULT SWIMS BLACK JESUS, BLACK MONDAY, TIGER BELLY, LEGION OF SKANKS, AND THE JOE ROGAN EXPERIENCE. LOOK TO SEE HIM IN THE REBOOT OF FILM OF HOUSE PARTY (2022) AND REPRISING HIS ROLE IN THE HULU ORIGINAL COMEDY ‘THIS FOOL’ (SEASON 1 2022, SEASON 2 2023) AS “CHEF PERCY”.

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Sat 10/4 - 10:00pm
Jamar Neighbors
at Velveeta Room
JAMAR MALACHI NEIGHBORS IS AN ACTOR/COMEDIAN FROM COMPTON CA. HE’S A REGULAR PERFORMER AT COMEDY CLUBS ALL OVER THE COUNTRY. JAMAR MALACHI NEIGHBORS, KNOWN FOR HIS SHARP WIT, ECCENTRIC INCISIVE COMEDIC STYLE, AND RAW, UNIQUE, COLORFUL PERSPECTIVE ON THE WORLD. BORN IN THE HEART OF COMPTON, CALIFORNIA, NEIGHBORS QUICKLY ROSE TO FAME WITH HIS RAW COMEDIC TALENT, RELATABLE STORIES, AND UNAPOLOGETIC STYLE THAT REFLECTS THE SPIRIT OF HIS CITY. KNOWN FOR PUSHING BOUNDARIES, HIS PERFORMANCES LEAVE AUDIENCES DOUBLED OVER IN LAUGHTER AND, AT TIMES, SELF-REFLECTION. NEIGHBORS' MOST RECENT STAND-UP SPECIAL “ROTTEN LUTHER KING JR” WON BEST UNDERGROUND FILM AT THE PRESTIGIOUS CANNES FILM FESTIVAL 2023. A MASTERFUL BLEND OF HUMOR AND POIGNANT COMMENTARY, THIS SPECIAL PLACED NEIGHBORS FIRMLY ON THE INTERNATIONAL COMEDY MAP. THIS AWARD SYMBOLIZES HIS ABILITY TO RESONATE WITH AUDIENCES ON A GLOBAL SCALE, AN ACHIEVEMENT VERY FEW STAND-UP COMEDIANS HAVE REACHED. YOU’VE SEEN HIM ON COMEDY CENTRAL’S ROAST BATTLE, TOSH.O, WHAT WOULD DIPLO DO, CARMICHAEL SHOW, KEY AND PEELE’S FILM ‘KEANU’, ADULT SWIMS BLACK JESUS, BLACK MONDAY, TIGER BELLY, LEGION OF SKANKS, AND THE JOE ROGAN EXPERIENCE. LOOK TO SEE HIM IN THE REBOOT OF FILM OF HOUSE PARTY (2022) AND REPRISING HIS ROLE IN THE HULU ORIGINAL COMEDY ‘THIS FOOL’ (SEASON 1 2022, SEASON 2 2023) AS “CHEF PERCY”.

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Thu 10/9 - 8:30pm
Austin All-Stars!
at Velveeta Room
THE AUSTIN COMEDY SCENE IS EXPLODING, WITH COMEDIANS FROM ALL OVER THE NATION FLOCKING TO OUR CITY. THE VELV IS THE LONGEST-RUNNING COMEDY CLUB IN TOWN, SHOWCASING THE BEST COMICS AUSTIN HAS TO OFFER FOR OVER 37 YEARS! EVERY THURSDAY AT 8:30 WE ASSEMBLE AN ALL-STAR GROUP OF COMICS THAT YOU'VE SEEN ON SXSW, THE MOONTOWER COMEDY FESTIVAL, AND MORE! THESE LINEUPS HAVE BEEN CAREFULLY CURATED, FEATURING A GOOD MIX OF ESTABLISHED HEADLINERS AND THE HOTTEST UP-AND-COMING COMICS IN TOWN. WITH THE LATEST UPTICK OF FAMOUS COMICS MOVING TO AUSTIN, YOU NEVER KNOW WHO MAY DROP IN UNANNOUNCED! THE VELVEETA ROOM HAS BEEN A CONSTANT PRESENCE IN THE LOCAL COMEDY SCENE, HELPING FOSTER TALENT FOR NEARLY FOUR DECADES. IN A RAPIDLY CHANGING CITY, WE EMBRACE THE NEW TALENT THAT HAS EMERGED HERE, WHILE STILL PROUDLY REMAINING A SYMBOL OF OLD AUSTIN. COME START YOUR WEEKEND A LITTLE EARLY AT THE VELV!

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Fri 10/10 - 8:00pm
Austin Comedy Live!
at Velveeta Room
COME CHECK OUT AN EVENING OF LIVE STAND-UP COMEDY AT THE VELV!!!

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Fri 10/10 - 10:00pm
Austin Comedy Live!
at Velveeta Room
COME CHECK OUT AN EVENING OF LIVE STAND-UP COMEDY AT THE VELV!!!

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Sat 10/11 - 8:00pm
Austin All-Stars!!!
at Velveeta Room
THE AUSTIN COMEDY SCENE IS EXPLODING, WITH COMEDIANS FROM ALL OVER THE NATION FLOCKING TO OUR CITY. THE VELV IS THE LONGEST-RUNNING COMEDY CLUB IN TOWN, SHOWCASING THE BEST COMICS AUSTIN HAS TO OFFER FOR OVER 37 YEARS! WE'VE ASSEMBLED AN ALL-STAR GROUP OF COMICS THAT YOU'VE SEEN ON SXSW, THE MOONTOWER COMEDY FESTIVAL, AND MORE! THESE LINEUPS HAVE BEEN CAREFULLY CURATED, FEATURING A GOOD MIX OF ESTABLISHED HEADLINERS AND THE HOTTEST UP-AND-COMING COMICS IN TOWN. WITH THE LATEST UPTICK OF FAMOUS COMICS MOVING TO AUSTIN, YOU NEVER KNOW WHO MAY DROP IN UNANNOUNCED! THE VELVEETA ROOM HAS BEEN A CONSTANT PRESENCE IN THE LOCAL COMEDY SCENE, HELPING FOSTER TALENT FOR NEARLY FOUR DECADES. IN A RAPIDLY CHANGING CITY, WE EMBRACE THE NEW TALENT THAT HAS EMERGED HERE, WHILE STILL PROUDLY REMAINING A SYMBOL OF OLD AUSTIN. COME HANG!

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Sat 10/11 - 10:00pm
Austin All-Stars!!!
at Velveeta Room
THE AUSTIN COMEDY SCENE IS EXPLODING, WITH COMEDIANS FROM ALL OVER THE NATION FLOCKING TO OUR CITY. THE VELV IS THE LONGEST-RUNNING COMEDY CLUB IN TOWN, SHOWCASING THE BEST COMICS AUSTIN HAS TO OFFER FOR OVER 37 YEARS! WE'VE ASSEMBLED AN ALL-STAR GROUP OF COMICS THAT YOU'VE SEEN ON SXSW, THE MOONTOWER COMEDY FESTIVAL, AND MORE! THESE LINEUPS HAVE BEEN CAREFULLY CURATED, FEATURING A GOOD MIX OF ESTABLISHED HEADLINERS AND THE HOTTEST UP-AND-COMING COMICS IN TOWN. WITH THE LATEST UPTICK OF FAMOUS COMICS MOVING TO AUSTIN, YOU NEVER KNOW WHO MAY DROP IN UNANNOUNCED! THE VELVEETA ROOM HAS BEEN A CONSTANT PRESENCE IN THE LOCAL COMEDY SCENE, HELPING FOSTER TALENT FOR NEARLY FOUR DECADES. IN A RAPIDLY CHANGING CITY, WE EMBRACE THE NEW TALENT THAT HAS EMERGED HERE, WHILE STILL PROUDLY REMAINING A SYMBOL OF OLD AUSTIN. COME HANG!

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Thu 10/16 - 8:30pm
Austin All-Stars!
at Velveeta Room
THE AUSTIN COMEDY SCENE IS EXPLODING, WITH COMEDIANS FROM ALL OVER THE NATION FLOCKING TO OUR CITY. THE VELV IS THE LONGEST-RUNNING COMEDY CLUB IN TOWN, SHOWCASING THE BEST COMICS AUSTIN HAS TO OFFER FOR OVER 37 YEARS! EVERY THURSDAY AT 8:30 WE ASSEMBLE AN ALL-STAR GROUP OF COMICS THAT YOU'VE SEEN ON SXSW, THE MOONTOWER COMEDY FESTIVAL, AND MORE! THESE LINEUPS HAVE BEEN CAREFULLY CURATED, FEATURING A GOOD MIX OF ESTABLISHED HEADLINERS AND THE HOTTEST UP-AND-COMING COMICS IN TOWN. WITH THE LATEST UPTICK OF FAMOUS COMICS MOVING TO AUSTIN, YOU NEVER KNOW WHO MAY DROP IN UNANNOUNCED! THE VELVEETA ROOM HAS BEEN A CONSTANT PRESENCE IN THE LOCAL COMEDY SCENE, HELPING FOSTER TALENT FOR NEARLY FOUR DECADES. IN A RAPIDLY CHANGING CITY, WE EMBRACE THE NEW TALENT THAT HAS EMERGED HERE, WHILE STILL PROUDLY REMAINING A SYMBOL OF OLD AUSTIN. COME START YOUR WEEKEND A LITTLE EARLY AT THE VELV!

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Fri 10/17 - 8:00pm
Myles Johnson
at Velveeta Room
ONCE UPON A TIME, THERE WAS MAN UNLIKE ANY OTHER. HIS NAME WAS MYLES JOHNSON AND HE IS STILL AROUND. MYLES IS REALLY BADASS AND CAN LOWKEY SING A LITTLE. HE'S ALSO VERY FUNNY AND AN AMERICAN HERO. HE IS FUNNY LIKE FAMILY GUY AND COOL LIKE AN AUTHOR IN PARIS. RESEARCH STUDIES CONCLUDE HE WOULD FIT RIGHT IN AS CAST MEMBER OF THE FAST AND FURIOUS MOVIES (EVEN BETTER THAN LUDACRIS) OR IN THE BOARD ROOM AT BLACKROCK DOING A BIG MEETING. EXPERTS SAY HE WOULD BE EVEN BETTER THAN SPIDER-MAN. NY TIMES WAR CORRESPONDENTS SAYS, "HE IS ALSO VERY DOWN TO EARTH AND ALWAYS DOWN TO CRACK A BEER AND HE IS EVEN BRAVER THAN US."

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Fri 10/17 - 10:00pm
Austin All-Stars!
at Velveeta Room
DOORS OPEN 9:30p. PLEASE NOTE, we do not offer ticket refunds. Only credit for future shows.

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Sat 10/18 - 8:00pm
Myles Johnson
at Velveeta Room
ONCE UPON A TIME, THERE WAS MAN UNLIKE ANY OTHER. HIS NAME WAS MYLES JOHNSON AND HE IS STILL AROUND. MYLES IS REALLY BADASS AND CAN LOWKEY SING A LITTLE. HE'S ALSO VERY FUNNY AND AN AMERICAN HERO. HE IS FUNNY LIKE FAMILY GUY AND COOL LIKE AN AUTHOR IN PARIS. RESEARCH STUDIES CONCLUDE HE WOULD FIT RIGHT IN AS CAST MEMBER OF THE FAST AND FURIOUS MOVIES (EVEN BETTER THAN LUDACRIS) OR IN THE BOARD ROOM AT BLACKROCK DOING A BIG MEETING. EXPERTS SAY HE WOULD BE EVEN BETTER THAN SPIDER-MAN. NY TIMES WAR CORRESPONDENTS SAYS, "HE IS ALSO VERY DOWN TO EARTH AND ALWAYS DOWN TO CRACK A BEER AND HE IS EVEN BRAVER THAN US."

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