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Myles Johnson
at Velveeta RoomONCE UPON A TIME, THERE WAS MAN UNLIKE ANY OTHER. HIS NAME WAS MYLES JOHNSON AND HE IS STILL AROUND. MYLES IS REALLY BADASS AND CAN LOWKEY SING A LITTLE. HE'S ALSO VERY FUNNY AND AN AMERICAN HERO. HE IS FUNNY LIKE FAMILY GUY AND COOL LIKE AN AUTHOR IN PARIS. RESEARCH STUDIES CONCLUDE HE WOULD FIT RIGHT IN AS CAST MEMBER OF THE FAST AND FURIOUS MOVIES (EVEN BETTER THAN LUDACRIS) OR IN THE BOARD ROOM AT BLACKROCK DOING A BIG MEETING. EXPERTS SAY HE WOULD BE EVEN BETTER THAN SPIDER-MAN. NY TIMES WAR CORRESPONDENTS SAYS, "HE IS ALSO VERY DOWN TO EARTH AND ALWAYS DOWN TO CRACK A BEER AND HE IS EVEN BRAVER THAN US."
Myles Johnson
at Velveeta RoomONCE UPON A TIME, THERE WAS MAN UNLIKE ANY OTHER. HIS NAME WAS MYLES JOHNSON AND HE IS STILL AROUND. MYLES IS REALLY BADASS AND CAN LOWKEY SING A LITTLE. HE'S ALSO VERY FUNNY AND AN AMERICAN HERO. HE IS FUNNY LIKE FAMILY GUY AND COOL LIKE AN AUTHOR IN PARIS. RESEARCH STUDIES CONCLUDE HE WOULD FIT RIGHT IN AS CAST MEMBER OF THE FAST AND FURIOUS MOVIES (EVEN BETTER THAN LUDACRIS) OR IN THE BOARD ROOM AT BLACKROCK DOING A BIG MEETING. EXPERTS SAY HE WOULD BE EVEN BETTER THAN SPIDER-MAN. NY TIMES WAR CORRESPONDENTS SAYS, "HE IS ALSO VERY DOWN TO EARTH AND ALWAYS DOWN TO CRACK A BEER AND HE IS EVEN BRAVER THAN US."
Cocktails and Comedy!
at Velveeta RoomDOORS OPEN 7:30p. PLEASE NOTE, we do not offer ticket refunds. Only credit for future shows. And don't forget to "Like" us on Facebook for heads up on secret shows, special guests and 2-for-1 ticket codes!
PowerBomb!
at Velveeta Room_DOORS OPEN 7:30p. PLEASE NOTE, we do not offer ticket refunds. Only credit for future shows._
Ladies Night!
at Velveeta Room_DOORS OPEN 8p. PLEASE NOTE, we do not offer ticket refunds. Only credit for future shows._ And don't forget to "Like" us on Facebook for heads up on secret shows, special guests and 2-for-1 ticket codes!
Austin All-Stars!
at Velveeta RoomTHE AUSTIN COMEDY SCENE IS EXPLODING, WITH COMEDIANS FROM ALL OVER THE NATION FLOCKING TO OUR CITY. THE VELV IS THE LONGEST-RUNNING COMEDY CLUB IN TOWN, SHOWCASING THE BEST COMICS AUSTIN HAS TO OFFER FOR OVER 37 YEARS! EVERY THURSDAY AT 8:30 WE ASSEMBLE AN ALL-STAR GROUP OF COMICS THAT YOU'VE SEEN ON SXSW, THE MOONTOWER COMEDY FESTIVAL, AND MORE! THESE LINEUPS HAVE BEEN CAREFULLY CURATED, FEATURING A GOOD MIX OF ESTABLISHED HEADLINERS AND THE HOTTEST UP-AND-COMING COMICS IN TOWN. WITH THE LATEST UPTICK OF FAMOUS COMICS MOVING TO AUSTIN, YOU NEVER KNOW WHO MAY DROP IN UNANNOUNCED! THE VELVEETA ROOM HAS BEEN A CONSTANT PRESENCE IN THE LOCAL COMEDY SCENE, HELPING FOSTER TALENT FOR NEARLY FOUR DECADES. IN A RAPIDLY CHANGING CITY, WE EMBRACE THE NEW TALENT THAT HAS EMERGED HERE, WHILE STILL PROUDLY REMAINING A SYMBOL OF OLD AUSTIN. COME START YOUR WEEKEND A LITTLE EARLY AT THE VELV!
Austin All-Stars!
at Velveeta RoomTHE AUSTIN COMEDY SCENE IS EXPLODING, WITH COMEDIANS FROM ALL OVER THE NATION FLOCKING TO OUR CITY. THE VELV IS THE LONGEST-RUNNING COMEDY CLUB IN TOWN, SHOWCASING THE BEST COMICS AUSTIN HAS TO OFFER FOR OVER 37 YEARS! WE'VE ASSEMBLED AN ALL-STAR GROUP OF COMICS THAT YOU'VE SEEN ON SXSW, THE MOONTOWER COMEDY FESTIVAL, AND MORE! THESE LINEUPS HAVE BEEN CAREFULLY CURATED, FEATURING A GOOD MIX OF ESTABLISHED HEADLINERS AND THE HOTTEST UP-AND-COMING COMICS IN TOWN. WITH THE LATEST UPTICK OF FAMOUS COMICS MOVING TO AUSTIN, YOU NEVER KNOW WHO MAY DROP IN UNANNOUNCED! THE VELVEETA ROOM HAS BEEN A CONSTANT PRESENCE IN THE LOCAL COMEDY SCENE, HELPING FOSTER TALENT FOR NEARLY FOUR DECADES. IN A RAPIDLY CHANGING CITY, WE EMBRACE THE NEW TALENT THAT HAS EMERGED HERE, WHILE STILL PROUDLY REMAINING A SYMBOL OF OLD AUSTIN. COME HANG!
Austin All-Stars!
at Velveeta RoomTHE AUSTIN COMEDY SCENE IS EXPLODING, WITH COMEDIANS FROM ALL OVER THE NATION FLOCKING TO OUR CITY. THE VELV IS THE LONGEST-RUNNING COMEDY CLUB IN TOWN, SHOWCASING THE BEST COMICS AUSTIN HAS TO OFFER FOR OVER 37 YEARS! WE'VE ASSEMBLED AN ALL-STAR GROUP OF COMICS THAT YOU'VE SEEN ON SXSW, THE MOONTOWER COMEDY FESTIVAL, AND MORE! THESE LINEUPS HAVE BEEN CAREFULLY CURATED, FEATURING A GOOD MIX OF ESTABLISHED HEADLINERS AND THE HOTTEST UP-AND-COMING COMICS IN TOWN. WITH THE LATEST UPTICK OF FAMOUS COMICS MOVING TO AUSTIN, YOU NEVER KNOW WHO MAY DROP IN UNANNOUNCED! THE VELVEETA ROOM HAS BEEN A CONSTANT PRESENCE IN THE LOCAL COMEDY SCENE, HELPING FOSTER TALENT FOR NEARLY FOUR DECADES. IN A RAPIDLY CHANGING CITY, WE EMBRACE THE NEW TALENT THAT HAS EMERGED HERE, WHILE STILL PROUDLY REMAINING A SYMBOL OF OLD AUSTIN. COME HANG!
Kylie Troop
at Velveeta RoomKYLIE TROOP IS A STAND-UP COMEDIAN, WRITER, AND FULL-TIME HYPOCHONDRIAC. THE SELF-PROCLAIMED MATERIAL GIRL DITCHED A PHD PROGRAM TO PURSUE COMEDY AFTER ASKING HERSELF THE QUESTION “WHAT’S MORE FINANCIALLY RECKLESS THAN ACADEMIA”? BASED IN AUSTIN, SHE PERFORMS ACROSS THE COUNTRY AT CLUBS, BARS, AND THE OCCASIONAL THEATER—WHENEVER A FRIEND DECIDES TO DO THE RIGHT THING. KYLIE HAS BEEN FEATURED AT THE BIG PINE COMEDY FESTIVAL AND ON SIRIUSXM, PROVING THAT AT LEAST A FEW PEOPLE FIND HER FUNNY. HER COMEDY BLENDS SHARP WRITING WITH UNFILTERED HONESTY, TACKLING EVERYTHING FROM HER QUESTIONABLE LIFE CHOICES TO THE STEADY REALIZATION THAT HER EMOTIONAL SUPPORT DOG MIGHT NEED EMOTIONAL SUPPORT. HER ULTIMATE GOAL? TO PROVE TO HER PARENTS THAT THEIR DROP OUT IS STILL WORTH THEIR AFFECTION.
Kylie Troop
at Velveeta RoomKYLIE TROOP IS A STAND-UP COMEDIAN, WRITER, AND FULL-TIME HYPOCHONDRIAC. THE SELF-PROCLAIMED MATERIAL GIRL DITCHED A PHD PROGRAM TO PURSUE COMEDY AFTER ASKING HERSELF THE QUESTION “WHAT’S MORE FINANCIALLY RECKLESS THAN ACADEMIA”? BASED IN AUSTIN, SHE PERFORMS ACROSS THE COUNTRY AT CLUBS, BARS, AND THE OCCASIONAL THEATER—WHENEVER A FRIEND DECIDES TO DO THE RIGHT THING. KYLIE HAS BEEN FEATURED AT THE BIG PINE COMEDY FESTIVAL AND ON SIRIUSXM, PROVING THAT AT LEAST A FEW PEOPLE FIND HER FUNNY. HER COMEDY BLENDS SHARP WRITING WITH UNFILTERED HONESTY, TACKLING EVERYTHING FROM HER QUESTIONABLE LIFE CHOICES TO THE STEADY REALIZATION THAT HER EMOTIONAL SUPPORT DOG MIGHT NEED EMOTIONAL SUPPORT. HER ULTIMATE GOAL? TO PROVE TO HER PARENTS THAT THEIR DROP OUT IS STILL WORTH THEIR AFFECTION.
Cocktails and Comedy!
at Velveeta Room_DOORS OPEN 7:30p. PLEASE NOTE, we do not offer ticket refunds. Only credit for future shows._ And don't forget to "Like" us on Facebook for heads up on secret shows, special guests and 2-for-1 ticket codes!
PowerBomb!
at Velveeta Room_DOORS OPEN 7:30p. PLEASE NOTE, we do not offer ticket refunds. Only credit for future shows._ And don't forget to "Like" us on Facebook for heads up on secret shows, special guests and 2-for-1 ticket codes!
Ladies Night!
at Velveeta RoomDOORS OPEN 8p. PLEASE NOTE, we do not offer ticket refunds. Only credit for future shows. And don't forget to "Like" us on Facebook for heads up on secret shows, special guests and 2-for-1 ticket codes!
Austin All-Stars!
at Velveeta RoomTHE AUSTIN COMEDY SCENE IS EXPLODING, WITH COMEDIANS FROM ALL OVER THE NATION FLOCKING TO OUR CITY. THE VELV IS THE LONGEST-RUNNING COMEDY CLUB IN TOWN, SHOWCASING THE BEST COMICS AUSTIN HAS TO OFFER FOR OVER 37 YEARS! EVERY THURSDAY AT 8:30 WE ASSEMBLE AN ALL-STAR GROUP OF COMICS THAT YOU'VE SEEN ON SXSW, THE MOONTOWER COMEDY FESTIVAL, AND MORE! THESE LINEUPS HAVE BEEN CAREFULLY CURATED, FEATURING A GOOD MIX OF ESTABLISHED HEADLINERS AND THE HOTTEST UP-AND-COMING COMICS IN TOWN. WITH THE LATEST UPTICK OF FAMOUS COMICS MOVING TO AUSTIN, YOU NEVER KNOW WHO MAY DROP IN UNANNOUNCED! THE VELVEETA ROOM HAS BEEN A CONSTANT PRESENCE IN THE LOCAL COMEDY SCENE, HELPING FOSTER TALENT FOR NEARLY FOUR DECADES. IN A RAPIDLY CHANGING CITY, WE EMBRACE THE NEW TALENT THAT HAS EMERGED HERE, WHILE STILL PROUDLY REMAINING A SYMBOL OF OLD AUSTIN. COME START YOUR WEEKEND A LITTLE EARLY AT THE VELV!
Andrew Tarr
at Velveeta RoomDOORS OPEN 7:30p. PLEASE NOTE, we do not offer ticket refunds. Only credit for future shows.
Saturday Night Laughs!
at Velveeta RoomDOORS OPEN 9:30p. PLEASE NOTE, we do not offer ticket refunds. Only credit for future shows.
Austin All-Stars!
at Velveeta RoomTHE AUSTIN COMEDY SCENE IS EXPLODING, WITH COMEDIANS FROM ALL OVER THE NATION FLOCKING TO OUR CITY. THE VELV IS THE LONGEST-RUNNING COMEDY CLUB IN TOWN, SHOWCASING THE BEST COMICS AUSTIN HAS TO OFFER FOR OVER 37 YEARS! EVERY THURSDAY AT 8:30 WE ASSEMBLE AN ALL-STAR GROUP OF COMICS THAT YOU'VE SEEN ON SXSW, THE MOONTOWER COMEDY FESTIVAL, AND MORE! THESE LINEUPS HAVE BEEN CAREFULLY CURATED, FEATURING A GOOD MIX OF ESTABLISHED HEADLINERS AND THE HOTTEST UP-AND-COMING COMICS IN TOWN. WITH THE LATEST UPTICK OF FAMOUS COMICS MOVING TO AUSTIN, YOU NEVER KNOW WHO MAY DROP IN UNANNOUNCED! THE VELVEETA ROOM HAS BEEN A CONSTANT PRESENCE IN THE LOCAL COMEDY SCENE, HELPING FOSTER TALENT FOR NEARLY FOUR DECADES. IN A RAPIDLY CHANGING CITY, WE EMBRACE THE NEW TALENT THAT HAS EMERGED HERE, WHILE STILL PROUDLY REMAINING A SYMBOL OF OLD AUSTIN. COME START YOUR WEEKEND A LITTLE EARLY AT THE VELV!
Friday Night Laughter
at Velveeta Room_DOORS OPEN 7:30p. PLEASE NOTE, we do not offer ticket refunds. Only credit for future shows._ And don't forget to "Like" us on Facebook for heads up on secret shows, special guests and 2-for-1 ticket codes!
Mike Stanley
at Velveeta RoomWRY, WITTY, CUNNING, AND CRASS DETROIT NATIVE MIKE STANLEY IS ALL OF THESE THINGS, BUT NONE, WHEN PUT ON PAPER, QUITE MANAGE TO SERVE THE JUSTICE DEALT BY STANLEY ONSTAGE. YEAH, HE'S PRETTY HILARIOUS, BUT MORE THAN JUST COARSE ANECDOTES ABOUT LIFE AND SEX, THERE'S AN ENVIABLE AMOUNT OF HEART AND WARMTH BEHIND STANLEY'S HUMOR. GIVEN HIS PENCHANT TOWARD BRUTAL HONESTY, SPICED UP WITH A HEALTHY DOSE OF INSATIABLE WIT, IT'S NOT DIFFICULT TO SEE WHY STANLEY WAS NAMED "BEST CHICAGO STAND-UP COMEDIAN" IN A PEOPLES CHOICE POLL DONE BY THE CHICAGO READER AND "BEST DETROIT COMEDIAN" BY HOUR MAGAZINE. ORIGINALLY HAILING FROM DETROIT, AND AFTER SPENDING A DECADE HONING HIS CRAFT IN THE WINDY CITY OF CHICAGO, MIKE TOURS CONSTANTLY, BOTH DOMESTICALLY AND INTERNATIONALLY. DON'T MISS OUT ON AN INCREDIBLE OPPORTUNITY TO CATCH THE MAN IN ACTION - THIS HIGH LEVEL OF KILLER STAND-UP IS TOO REMARKABLE TO SIT OUT. SOME OF THE COMEDIANS MIKE HAS PERFORMED WITH INCLUDE : JERRY SEINFELD, ROBIN WILLIAMS, AL MADRIGAL , JIM GAFFIGAN, BILL BURR, DAVE ATTELL, DOUG STANHOPE, LARRY MILLER, ANDY KINDLER, ARTIE LANGE, CHRISTOPHER TITUS, GARY VALENTINE, MARC CURRY, THE SKLAR BROTHERS, BRIAN POSEHN, JOHN HEFFRON, KYLE KINANE, BEN BAILEY, JIM JEFFRIES, GLENN WOOL, DEMETRI MARTIN, HANNIBAL BURESS, KURT METZGER, BIG JAY OAKERSON, JOEY DIAZ, COLIN QUINN.
Insane Comedy Pageant
at Velveeta Room_DOORS OPEN 9:30p. PLEASE NOTE, we do not offer ticket refunds. Only credit for future shows._ And don't forget to "Like" us on Facebook for heads up on secret shows, special guests and 2-for-1 ticket codes!
Austin All-Stars!
at Velveeta RoomDOORS OPEN 9:30p. PLEASE NOTE, we do not offer ticket refunds. Only credit for future shows.
Austin All-Stars!
at Velveeta Room_DOORS OPEN 7:30&9:30p. PLEASE NOTE, we do not offer ticket refunds. Only credit for future shows._ And don't forget to "Like" us on Facebook for heads up on secret shows, special guests and 2-for-1 ticket codes!
Mike Stanley
at Velveeta RoomWRY, WITTY, CUNNING, AND CRASS DETROIT NATIVE MIKE STANLEY IS ALL OF THESE THINGS, BUT NONE, WHEN PUT ON PAPER, QUITE MANAGE TO SERVE THE JUSTICE DEALT BY STANLEY ONSTAGE. YEAH, HE'S PRETTY HILARIOUS, BUT MORE THAN JUST COARSE ANECDOTES ABOUT LIFE AND SEX, THERE'S AN ENVIABLE AMOUNT OF HEART AND WARMTH BEHIND STANLEY'S HUMOR. GIVEN HIS PENCHANT TOWARD BRUTAL HONESTY, SPICED UP WITH A HEALTHY DOSE OF INSATIABLE WIT, IT'S NOT DIFFICULT TO SEE WHY STANLEY WAS NAMED "BEST CHICAGO STAND-UP COMEDIAN" IN A PEOPLES CHOICE POLL DONE BY THE CHICAGO READER AND "BEST DETROIT COMEDIAN" BY HOUR MAGAZINE. ORIGINALLY HAILING FROM DETROIT, AND AFTER SPENDING A DECADE HONING HIS CRAFT IN THE WINDY CITY OF CHICAGO, MIKE TOURS CONSTANTLY, BOTH DOMESTICALLY AND INTERNATIONALLY. DON'T MISS OUT ON AN INCREDIBLE OPPORTUNITY TO CATCH THE MAN IN ACTION - THIS HIGH LEVEL OF KILLER STAND-UP IS TOO REMARKABLE TO SIT OUT. SOME OF THE COMEDIANS MIKE HAS PERFORMED WITH INCLUDE : JERRY SEINFELD, ROBIN WILLIAMS, AL MADRIGAL , JIM GAFFIGAN, BILL BURR, DAVE ATTELL, DOUG STANHOPE, LARRY MILLER, ANDY KINDLER, ARTIE LANGE, CHRISTOPHER TITUS, GARY VALENTINE, MARC CURRY, THE SKLAR BROTHERS, BRIAN POSEHN, JOHN HEFFRON, KYLE KINANE, BEN BAILEY, JIM JEFFRIES, GLENN WOOL, DEMETRI MARTIN, HANNIBAL BURESS, KURT METZGER, BIG JAY OAKERSON, JOEY DIAZ, COLIN QUINN.
Austin All-Stars!
at Velveeta Room_DOORS OPEN 7:30&9:30p. PLEASE NOTE, we do not offer ticket refunds. Only credit for future shows._ And don't forget to "Like" us on Facebook for heads up on secret shows, special guests and 2-for-1 ticket codes!
Mike Stanley
at Velveeta RoomWRY, WITTY, CUNNING, AND CRASS DETROIT NATIVE MIKE STANLEY IS ALL OF THESE THINGS, BUT NONE, WHEN PUT ON PAPER, QUITE MANAGE TO SERVE THE JUSTICE DEALT BY STANLEY ONSTAGE. YEAH, HE'S PRETTY HILARIOUS, BUT MORE THAN JUST COARSE ANECDOTES ABOUT LIFE AND SEX, THERE'S AN ENVIABLE AMOUNT OF HEART AND WARMTH BEHIND STANLEY'S HUMOR. GIVEN HIS PENCHANT TOWARD BRUTAL HONESTY, SPICED UP WITH A HEALTHY DOSE OF INSATIABLE WIT, IT'S NOT DIFFICULT TO SEE WHY STANLEY WAS NAMED "BEST CHICAGO STAND-UP COMEDIAN" IN A PEOPLES CHOICE POLL DONE BY THE CHICAGO READER AND "BEST DETROIT COMEDIAN" BY HOUR MAGAZINE. ORIGINALLY HAILING FROM DETROIT, AND AFTER SPENDING A DECADE HONING HIS CRAFT IN THE WINDY CITY OF CHICAGO, MIKE TOURS CONSTANTLY, BOTH DOMESTICALLY AND INTERNATIONALLY. DON'T MISS OUT ON AN INCREDIBLE OPPORTUNITY TO CATCH THE MAN IN ACTION - THIS HIGH LEVEL OF KILLER STAND-UP IS TOO REMARKABLE TO SIT OUT. SOME OF THE COMEDIANS MIKE HAS PERFORMED WITH INCLUDE : JERRY SEINFELD, ROBIN WILLIAMS, AL MADRIGAL , JIM GAFFIGAN, BILL BURR, DAVE ATTELL, DOUG STANHOPE, LARRY MILLER, ANDY KINDLER, ARTIE LANGE, CHRISTOPHER TITUS, GARY VALENTINE, MARC CURRY, THE SKLAR BROTHERS, BRIAN POSEHN, JOHN HEFFRON, KYLE KINANE, BEN BAILEY, JIM JEFFRIES, GLENN WOOL, DEMETRI MARTIN, HANNIBAL BURESS, KURT METZGER, BIG JAY OAKERSON, JOEY DIAZ, COLIN QUINN.
Austin All-Stars!
at Velveeta RoomTHE AUSTIN COMEDY SCENE IS EXPLODING, WITH COMEDIANS FROM ALL OVER THE NATION FLOCKING TO OUR CITY. THE VELV IS THE LONGEST-RUNNING COMEDY CLUB IN TOWN, SHOWCASING THE BEST COMICS AUSTIN HAS TO OFFER FOR OVER 37 YEARS! EVERY THURSDAY AT 8:30 WE ASSEMBLE AN ALL-STAR GROUP OF COMICS THAT YOU'VE SEEN ON SXSW, THE MOONTOWER COMEDY FESTIVAL, AND MORE! THESE LINEUPS HAVE BEEN CAREFULLY CURATED, FEATURING A GOOD MIX OF ESTABLISHED HEADLINERS AND THE HOTTEST UP-AND-COMING COMICS IN TOWN. WITH THE LATEST UPTICK OF FAMOUS COMICS MOVING TO AUSTIN, YOU NEVER KNOW WHO MAY DROP IN UNANNOUNCED! THE VELVEETA ROOM HAS BEEN A CONSTANT PRESENCE IN THE LOCAL COMEDY SCENE, HELPING FOSTER TALENT FOR NEARLY FOUR DECADES. IN A RAPIDLY CHANGING CITY, WE EMBRACE THE NEW TALENT THAT HAS EMERGED HERE, WHILE STILL PROUDLY REMAINING A SYMBOL OF OLD AUSTIN. COME START YOUR WEEKEND A LITTLE EARLY AT THE VELV!
Austin All-Stars
at Velveeta Room_DOORS OPEN 7:30&9:30p. PLEASE NOTE, we do not offer ticket refunds. Only credit for future shows._ And don't forget to "Like" us on Facebook for heads up on secret shows, special guests and 2-for-1 ticket codes!
Austin All-Stars
at Velveeta Room_DOORS OPEN 7:30&9:30p. PLEASE NOTE, we do not offer ticket refunds. Only credit for future shows._ And don't forget to "Like" us on Facebook for heads up on secret shows, special guests and 2-for-1 ticket codes!
The Bubble Show!
at Velveeta RoomDOORS OPEN 7:30p. PLEASE NOTE, we do not offer ticket refunds. Only credit for future shows.
Saturday Night Laughs!
at Velveeta Room_DOORS OPEN 9:30p. PLEASE NOTE, we do not offer ticket refunds. Only credit for future shows._ And don't forget to "Like" us on Facebook for heads up on secret shows, special guests and 2-for-1 ticket codes!
Austin All-Stars!
at Velveeta RoomDOORS OPEN 9:30p. PLEASE NOTE, we do not offer ticket refunds. Only credit for future shows.
Austin All-Stars!
at Velveeta RoomTHE AUSTIN COMEDY SCENE IS EXPLODING, WITH COMEDIANS FROM ALL OVER THE NATION FLOCKING TO OUR CITY. THE VELV IS THE LONGEST-RUNNING COMEDY CLUB IN TOWN, SHOWCASING THE BEST COMICS AUSTIN HAS TO OFFER FOR OVER 37 YEARS! EVERY THURSDAY AT 8:30 WE ASSEMBLE AN ALL-STAR GROUP OF COMICS THAT YOU'VE SEEN ON SXSW, THE MOONTOWER COMEDY FESTIVAL, AND MORE! THESE LINEUPS HAVE BEEN CAREFULLY CURATED, FEATURING A GOOD MIX OF ESTABLISHED HEADLINERS AND THE HOTTEST UP-AND-COMING COMICS IN TOWN. WITH THE LATEST UPTICK OF FAMOUS COMICS MOVING TO AUSTIN, YOU NEVER KNOW WHO MAY DROP IN UNANNOUNCED! THE VELVEETA ROOM HAS BEEN A CONSTANT PRESENCE IN THE LOCAL COMEDY SCENE, HELPING FOSTER TALENT FOR NEARLY FOUR DECADES. IN A RAPIDLY CHANGING CITY, WE EMBRACE THE NEW TALENT THAT HAS EMERGED HERE, WHILE STILL PROUDLY REMAINING A SYMBOL OF OLD AUSTIN. COME START YOUR WEEKEND A LITTLE EARLY AT THE VELV!
Lisa Curry
at Velveeta RoomDOORS OPEN 7:30&9:30p. PLEASE NOTE, we do not offer ticket refunds. Only credit for future shows.
Dulce Mac & Friends!
at Velveeta Room_DOORS OPEN 9:30p. PLEASE NOTE, we do not offer ticket refunds. Only credit for future shows._ And don't forget to "Like" us on Facebook for heads up on secret shows, special guests and 2-for-1 ticket codes!
Austin All-Stars!
at Velveeta RoomDOORS OPEN 9:30p. PLEASE NOTE, we do not offer ticket refunds. Only credit for future shows.
Lisa Curry
at Velveeta RoomDOORS OPEN 7:30&9:30p. PLEASE NOTE, we do not offer ticket refunds. Only credit for future shows.
Lisa Curry
at Velveeta RoomDOORS OPEN 7:30&9:30p. PLEASE NOTE, we do not offer ticket refunds. Only credit for future shows.
Austin All-Stars!
at Velveeta RoomTHE AUSTIN COMEDY SCENE IS EXPLODING, WITH COMEDIANS FROM ALL OVER THE NATION FLOCKING TO OUR CITY. THE VELV IS THE LONGEST-RUNNING COMEDY CLUB IN TOWN, SHOWCASING THE BEST COMICS AUSTIN HAS TO OFFER FOR OVER 37 YEARS! EVERY THURSDAY AT 8:30 WE ASSEMBLE AN ALL-STAR GROUP OF COMICS THAT YOU'VE SEEN ON SXSW, THE MOONTOWER COMEDY FESTIVAL, AND MORE! THESE LINEUPS HAVE BEEN CAREFULLY CURATED, FEATURING A GOOD MIX OF ESTABLISHED HEADLINERS AND THE HOTTEST UP-AND-COMING COMICS IN TOWN. WITH THE LATEST UPTICK OF FAMOUS COMICS MOVING TO AUSTIN, YOU NEVER KNOW WHO MAY DROP IN UNANNOUNCED! THE VELVEETA ROOM HAS BEEN A CONSTANT PRESENCE IN THE LOCAL COMEDY SCENE, HELPING FOSTER TALENT FOR NEARLY FOUR DECADES. IN A RAPIDLY CHANGING CITY, WE EMBRACE THE NEW TALENT THAT HAS EMERGED HERE, WHILE STILL PROUDLY REMAINING A SYMBOL OF OLD AUSTIN. COME START YOUR WEEKEND A LITTLE EARLY AT THE VELV!
Deric Poston
at Velveeta RoomDERIC POSTON IS A COMEDIAN WHO GOT HIS START IN MEMPHIS TN, AND LOS ANGELES. HE NOW RESIDES IN AUSTIN, TX AND PERFORMS WEEKLY AT THE COMEDY MOTHERSHIP. HE REGULARLY OPENS FOR COMEDIANS JOE ROGAN, RON WHITE AND TONY HINCHCLIFFE. HE HAS DONE TWO FULL TOURS AROUND THE WORLD WITH ANDREW SCHULZ, PERFORMING IN MAJOR THEATERS AND ARENAS. HE ALSO HAS DONE THE HIT PODCASTS THE JOE ROGAN EXPERIENCE, FLAGRANT, AND KILL TONY. HE IS ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS. IT IS WHAT IT IS. THE DUDE IS BY FAR ONE OF THE BEST RISING COMEDIANS TODAY.
Austin All-Stars!
at Velveeta RoomDOORS OPEN 9:30p. PLEASE NOTE, we do not offer ticket refunds. Only credit for future shows.
Deric Poston
at Velveeta RoomDERIC POSTON IS A COMEDIAN WHO GOT HIS START IN MEMPHIS TN, AND LOS ANGELES. HE NOW RESIDES IN AUSTIN, TX AND PERFORMS WEEKLY AT THE COMEDY MOTHERSHIP. HE REGULARLY OPENS FOR COMEDIANS JOE ROGAN, RON WHITE AND TONY HINCHCLIFFE. HE HAS DONE TWO FULL TOURS AROUND THE WORLD WITH ANDREW SCHULZ, PERFORMING IN MAJOR THEATERS AND ARENAS. HE ALSO HAS DONE THE HIT PODCASTS THE JOE ROGAN EXPERIENCE, FLAGRANT, AND KILL TONY. HE IS ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS. IT IS WHAT IT IS. THE DUDE IS BY FAR ONE OF THE BEST RISING COMEDIANS TODAY.
Deric Poston
at Velveeta RoomDERIC POSTON IS A COMEDIAN WHO GOT HIS START IN MEMPHIS TN, AND LOS ANGELES. HE NOW RESIDES IN AUSTIN, TX AND PERFORMS WEEKLY AT THE COMEDY MOTHERSHIP. HE REGULARLY OPENS FOR COMEDIANS JOE ROGAN, RON WHITE AND TONY HINCHCLIFFE. HE HAS DONE TWO FULL TOURS AROUND THE WORLD WITH ANDREW SCHULZ, PERFORMING IN MAJOR THEATERS AND ARENAS. HE ALSO HAS DONE THE HIT PODCASTS THE JOE ROGAN EXPERIENCE, FLAGRANT, AND KILL TONY. HE IS ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS. IT IS WHAT IT IS. THE DUDE IS BY FAR ONE OF THE BEST RISING COMEDIANS TODAY.
Austin All-Stars!
at Velveeta RoomTHE AUSTIN COMEDY SCENE IS EXPLODING, WITH COMEDIANS FROM ALL OVER THE NATION FLOCKING TO OUR CITY. THE VELV IS THE LONGEST-RUNNING COMEDY CLUB IN TOWN, SHOWCASING THE BEST COMICS AUSTIN HAS TO OFFER FOR OVER 37 YEARS! EVERY THURSDAY AT 8:30 WE ASSEMBLE AN ALL-STAR GROUP OF COMICS THAT YOU'VE SEEN ON SXSW, THE MOONTOWER COMEDY FESTIVAL, AND MORE! THESE LINEUPS HAVE BEEN CAREFULLY CURATED, FEATURING A GOOD MIX OF ESTABLISHED HEADLINERS AND THE HOTTEST UP-AND-COMING COMICS IN TOWN. WITH THE LATEST UPTICK OF FAMOUS COMICS MOVING TO AUSTIN, YOU NEVER KNOW WHO MAY DROP IN UNANNOUNCED! THE VELVEETA ROOM HAS BEEN A CONSTANT PRESENCE IN THE LOCAL COMEDY SCENE, HELPING FOSTER TALENT FOR NEARLY FOUR DECADES. IN A RAPIDLY CHANGING CITY, WE EMBRACE THE NEW TALENT THAT HAS EMERGED HERE, WHILE STILL PROUDLY REMAINING A SYMBOL OF OLD AUSTIN. COME START YOUR WEEKEND A LITTLE EARLY AT THE VELV!
Billy Wayne Davis
at Velveeta RoomBILLY WAYNE DAVIS HAS APPEARED ON CONAN, LAST COMIC STANDING, COMEDY CENTRAL, LENT HIS VOICE & PRODUCING SKILLS TO SQUIDBILLIES, HOSTED A TRAVEL DOC FOR CMT, OPENED FOR STURGILL SIMPSON, AND WORKED WITH SACHA BARON COEN ON WHO IS AMERICA & BORAT 2. BILLY WAYNE HAS TWO CRITICALLY ACCLAIMED STAND-UP ALBUMS AND CAN BE HEARD AS A POPULAR GUEST ON COUNTLESS PODCASTS INCLUDING BEHIND THE BASTARDS, DAILY ZEITGEIST, TRILLBILLIES, AND WTF TO NAME A FEW. HE JUST RELEASED HIS FIRST SPECIAL “TESTIFY” TO RAVE REVIEWS. HE NOW RESIDES IN LOS ANGELES WITH HIS DOPE LITTLE FAMILY UNTIL HE CAN QUIT AND GROW OLD.
Austin All-Stars!
at Velveeta RoomDOORS OPEN 9:30p. PLEASE NOTE, we do not offer ticket refunds. Only credit for future shows.
Billy Wayne Davis
at Velveeta RoomBILLY WAYNE DAVIS HAS APPEARED ON CONAN, LAST COMIC STANDING, COMEDY CENTRAL, LENT HIS VOICE & PRODUCING SKILLS TO SQUIDBILLIES, HOSTED A TRAVEL DOC FOR CMT, OPENED FOR STURGILL SIMPSON, AND WORKED WITH SACHA BARON COEN ON WHO IS AMERICA & BORAT 2. BILLY WAYNE HAS TWO CRITICALLY ACCLAIMED STAND-UP ALBUMS AND CAN BE HEARD AS A POPULAR GUEST ON COUNTLESS PODCASTS INCLUDING BEHIND THE BASTARDS, DAILY ZEITGEIST, TRILLBILLIES, AND WTF TO NAME A FEW. HE JUST RELEASED HIS FIRST SPECIAL “TESTIFY” TO RAVE REVIEWS. HE NOW RESIDES IN LOS ANGELES WITH HIS DOPE LITTLE FAMILY UNTIL HE CAN QUIT AND GROW OLD.
Billy Wayne Davis
at Velveeta RoomBILLY WAYNE DAVIS HAS APPEARED ON CONAN, LAST COMIC STANDING, COMEDY CENTRAL, LENT HIS VOICE & PRODUCING SKILLS TO SQUIDBILLIES, HOSTED A TRAVEL DOC FOR CMT, OPENED FOR STURGILL SIMPSON, AND WORKED WITH SACHA BARON COEN ON WHO IS AMERICA & BORAT 2. BILLY WAYNE HAS TWO CRITICALLY ACCLAIMED STAND-UP ALBUMS AND CAN BE HEARD AS A POPULAR GUEST ON COUNTLESS PODCASTS INCLUDING BEHIND THE BASTARDS, DAILY ZEITGEIST, TRILLBILLIES, AND WTF TO NAME A FEW. HE JUST RELEASED HIS FIRST SPECIAL “TESTIFY” TO RAVE REVIEWS. HE NOW RESIDES IN LOS ANGELES WITH HIS DOPE LITTLE FAMILY UNTIL HE CAN QUIT AND GROW OLD.
Jono Zalay
at Velveeta Room_DOORS OPEN 7:30&9:30p. PLEASE NOTE, we do not offer ticket refunds. Only credit for future shows._ And don't forget to "Like" us on Facebook for heads up on secret shows, special guests and 2-for-1 ticket codes!
Austin All-Stars!
at Velveeta Room_DOORS OPEN 9:30p. PLEASE NOTE, we do not offer ticket refunds. Only credit for future shows._ And don't forget to "Like" us on Facebook for heads up on secret shows, special guests and 2-for-1 ticket codes!
Jono Zalay
at Velveeta Room_DOORS OPEN 7:30&9:30p. PLEASE NOTE, we do not offer ticket refunds. Only credit for future shows._ And don't forget to "Like" us on Facebook for heads up on secret shows, special guests and 2-for-1 ticket codes!
Jono Zalay
at Velveeta Room_DOORS OPEN 7:30&9:30p. PLEASE NOTE, we do not offer ticket refunds. Only credit for future shows._ And don't forget to "Like" us on Facebook for heads up on secret shows, special guests and 2-for-1 ticket codes!
Austin All-Stars!
at Velveeta Room_DOORS OPEN 9:30p. PLEASE NOTE, we do not offer ticket refunds. Only credit for future shows._ And don't forget to "Like" us on Facebook for heads up on secret shows, special guests and 2-for-1 ticket codes!
Austin All-Stars!
at Velveeta Room_DOORS OPEN 7:30p. PLEASE NOTE, we do not offer ticket refunds. Only credit for future shows._ And don't forget to "Like" us on Facebook for heads up on secret shows, special guests and 2-for-1 ticket codes!
Austin All-Stars!
at Velveeta Room_DOORS OPEN 7:30&9:30p. PLEASE NOTE, we do not offer ticket refunds. Only credit for future shows._ And don't forget to "Like" us on Facebook for heads up on secret shows, special guests and 2-for-1 ticket codes!
Austin All-Stars!
at Velveeta Room_DOORS OPEN 7:30&9:30p. PLEASE NOTE, we do not offer ticket refunds. Only credit for future shows._ And don't forget to "Like" us on Facebook for heads up on secret shows, special guests and 2-for-1 ticket codes!
