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ONCE UPON A TIME, THERE WAS MAN UNLIKE ANY OTHER. HIS NAME WAS MYLES JOHNSON AND HE IS STILL AROUND. MYLES IS REALLY BADASS AND CAN LOWKEY SING A LITTLE. HE'S ALSO VERY FUNNY AND AN AMERICAN HERO. HE IS FUNNY LIKE FAMILY GUY AND COOL LIKE AN AUTHOR IN PARIS. RESEARCH STUDIES CONCLUDE HE WOULD FIT RIGHT IN AS CAST MEMBER OF THE FAST AND FURIOUS MOVIES (EVEN BETTER THAN LUDACRIS) OR IN THE BOARD ROOM AT BLACKROCK DOING A BIG MEETING. EXPERTS SAY HE WOULD BE EVEN BETTER THAN SPIDER-MAN. NY TIMES WAR CORRESPONDENTS SAYS, "HE IS ALSO VERY DOWN TO EARTH AND ALWAYS DOWN TO CRACK A BEER AND HE IS EVEN BRAVER THAN US."Other Events
Cocktails and Comedy
at Velveeta RoomA SPEAKEASY-THEMED COMEDY SHOW, LOCATED IN A LITTLE HOLE-IN-THE-WALL ROOM IN DOWNTOWN AUSTIN! THE BEST NEW STAND-UP COMEDY SHOWCASES IN DOWNTOWN AUSTIN, IS NOW ON A SUNDAY NIGHT! GET READY FOR A FUN NIGHT OF STAND-UP COMEDY FEATURING THE BEST-RISING COMICS AND HEADLINERS IN THE COUNTRY AT THE VELV! LINEUPS HAVE INCLUDED COMEDIANS FROM DRYBAR, COMEDY CENTRAL, KILL TONY, SIRUS XM, AND NETFLIX! A CLASSY ATMOSPHERE MEETS UNFILTERED COMEDY, ACCOMPANIED BY DIM LIGHTS, AND A GREAT WAY TO START OR END AN EARLY NIGHT. THE SHOW WILL FEATURE TRAVELING COMEDIANS, LOCAL FAVORITES, AND OCCASIONAL CELEBRITY DROP-INS, THIS IS A CAN'T-MISS WAY TO CAP OFF YOUR WEEKEND! A STAND-UP COMEDY SHOWCASE FEATURING THE COUNTRY'S FUNNIEST RISING COMICS AND HEADLINERS AT THE OLDEST COMEDY CLUB IN AUSTIN! YOU'D BE A FOOL NOT TO HAVE ALREADY BOUGHT YOUR TICKETS.
Shit's Golden!
at Velveeta RoomTHE LONGEST RUNNING STAND UP COMEDY SHOW IN AUSTIN IS NOW AT THE VELVEETA ROOM EVERY FIRST MONDAY OF EVERY MONTH! AS ALWAYS WE'LL BE FEATURING ENDLESS COMICS YOU’LL RECOGNIZE FROM PLACES LIKE KILL TONY, THE COMEDY MOTHERSHIP, NETFLIX, SPIKE TV, COPS, SOME LOCAL LEGENDS, RISING STARS AND MAYBE EVEN MORE? CURATED AND HOSTED BY COMEDY CENTRAL CERTIFIED COMEDIAN CHRIS TELLEZ! FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM @SHITSGOLDENATX FOR THE LATEST LINEUP ANNOUNCEMENTS! GIVE US A FOLLOW WHILE YOU'RE THERE! HOOK IT UP WITH AN UPVOTE WITH OUR FRIENDS AT DO512 FOR A CHANCE TO WIN FREE TICKETS!
Ladies Night!
at Velveeta RoomTHE LADIES NIGHT COMEDY SHOW IS A LIVE, ADULTS-ONLY SHOWCASE EVERY WEDNESDAY AT 9:00 FEATURING LOCAL AND NATIONALLY-TOURING COMICS AT THE ICONIC VELVEETA ROOM, AUSTIN'S LONGEST-RUNNING COMEDY CLUB. FULL BAR, WITH INDOOR SEATING! TICKETS: TICKETS MAY BE PURCHASED ONLINE THROUGH EVENTBRITE OR AT THE DOOR ON THE NIGHT OF THE SHOW. ADMISSION IS $10. LARGE GROUP PACKAGES: DISCOUNTED TICKET PACKAGES ARE AVAILABLE FOR GROUPS OF 15 OR MORE. EMAIL IZZYBURGERCOMEDY@GMAIL.COM OR @DANCEFORGRANDMA ON IG FOR INQUIRIES.
