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ONCE UPON A TIME, THERE WAS MAN UNLIKE ANY OTHER. HIS NAME WAS MYLES JOHNSON AND HE IS STILL AROUND. MYLES IS REALLY BADASS AND CAN LOWKEY SING A LITTLE. HE'S ALSO VERY FUNNY AND AN AMERICAN HERO. HE IS FUNNY LIKE FAMILY GUY AND COOL LIKE AN AUTHOR IN PARIS. RESEARCH STUDIES CONCLUDE HE WOULD FIT RIGHT IN AS CAST MEMBER OF THE FAST AND FURIOUS MOVIES (EVEN BETTER THAN LUDACRIS) OR IN THE BOARD ROOM AT BLACKROCK DOING A BIG MEETING. EXPERTS SAY HE WOULD BE EVEN BETTER THAN SPIDER-MAN. NY TIMES WAR CORRESPONDENTS SAYS, "HE IS ALSO VERY DOWN TO EARTH AND ALWAYS DOWN TO CRACK A BEER AND HE IS EVEN BRAVER THAN US."Other Events
Carlton Wilcoxson
at Velveeta RoomCARLTON WILCOXSON IS A STAND-UP COMEDIAN, ACTOR, AND ASPIRING PLAYBOY IN AUSTIN, TEXAS. SINCE HE STARTED COMEDY IN 2016, HE HAS REGULARLY OPENED FOR HEADLINERS ACROSS THE COUNTRY AND HOSTS MULTIPLE POPULAR SHOWS OF HIS OWN; SUCH AS THE LONG-RUNNING WEEKLY SHOW BUZZKILL AT THE BUZZ MILL AND THE CONSISTENTLY SOLD-OUT MONTHLY SHOW STONED VS. DRUNK VS. SOBER. HE'S PERFORMED FOR SXSW, AND JFL MOONTOWER COMEDY FESTIVAL, BUT YOU CAN CATCH HIM ON THE BASKETBALL COURTS, STILL TRYING TO MAKE HIS HOOP DREAMS HAPPEN.
Carlton Wilcoxson
at Velveeta RoomCARLTON WILCOXSON IS A STAND-UP COMEDIAN, ACTOR, AND ASPIRING PLAYBOY IN AUSTIN, TEXAS. SINCE HE STARTED COMEDY IN 2016, HE HAS REGULARLY OPENED FOR HEADLINERS ACROSS THE COUNTRY AND HOSTS MULTIPLE POPULAR SHOWS OF HIS OWN; SUCH AS THE LONG-RUNNING WEEKLY SHOW BUZZKILL AT THE BUZZ MILL AND THE CONSISTENTLY SOLD-OUT MONTHLY SHOW STONED VS. DRUNK VS. SOBER. HE'S PERFORMED FOR SXSW, AND JFL MOONTOWER COMEDY FESTIVAL, BUT YOU CAN CATCH HIM ON THE BASKETBALL COURTS, STILL TRYING TO MAKE HIS HOOP DREAMS HAPPEN.
Austin All-Stars!
at Velveeta RoomDOORS OPEN 9:30p. PLEASE NOTE, we do not offer ticket refunds. Only credit for future shows.
